1:AB actors complement each other. 2. A brother in my family asks for a black-faced wife. The pot is 3: 80, which is even. 4: Eight Rings make a scene. The pig went into the water. 5: Eight ants carry sticks, and one ant sticks to Kun. 6: Like a white snowflake, it falls into the water but can't see the salt. 7: The white fat silkworm is hidden in the mud and has a waist. Lotus root 9: white bed and yellow curtain longan 10: white sugar plum is really strange. A bunch of bamboos on Qingshan Temple during the Lantern Festival and so on. (Temple+？ Although the swan is flying now-I (Goose Bird) stand on the tree and look at the distance-there is a rainbow in the heart of Baiyun-I can't hide my feelings (white+one)-I say (if I can't hide them, it's hard to weave) to find friendship-the grass behind love (friends, weaving) is gone. 2. Why is summer vacation longer than winter vacation? Thermal expansion and cold contraction. 3. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? If you walk too slowly, why do most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere? There is no amitabha in the south. Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor? She can't sit down. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? Breaststroke foul. 7. Dogs never take a bath. Why not have lice? Dogs give birth to dogs Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant? They are playing chess. 9. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Because Xiao Zhang wears shoes 10, and the farmer keeps 10 cows, only 19 horns. Why? There is a rhinoceros 1 1. Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? It's a false tooth 12, a fierce hungry cat. Why did it run away when it saw a mouse? I ran to catch 13. Xiaohong and her mother are in the same class. Why? Mom is a teacher and Xiaohong is a student. Why does the roof of the neighbor Lao Li's house sometimes leak and sometimes it doesn't? It only leaks when it rains, and it certainly doesn't leak when it is sunny 15. Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up? Because 16 no one dared to stop the fight, the wolf dragged the ewe away. Why did the lamb follow without saying a word? The lamb is not born yet. 17, there is a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? Penguin 18. Xiao Chen went to the cinema at the weekend, but he didn't see anyone. Why? People are one by one, and there is no half 19. What line do monkeys hate most? Parallel lines do not intersect (banana) 20. Xiaoming's stomach is obviously swollen. Why does he keep drinking water? Falling into the river, I was forced to do a crossword puzzle: the emperor's new clothes-a mind-blowing crossword puzzle: a first-class level-a mind-blowing crossword puzzle: Shi Dakai-studying crossword puzzles: introduction to pigs-worshiping crossword puzzles: extraordinarily generous-answering crossword puzzles: getting out of the boudoir and meeting people-excellent crossword puzzles: 1,001 nights-fighting crossword puzzles:. Leave a half-thunder crossword puzzle: a half-bite crossword puzzle: January 1st is not today-Ming crossword puzzle: want half, throw half milk crossword puzzle: comprehensive store-make crossword puzzle: meet no enemy-boron crossword puzzle: out of breath-begging crossword puzzle: cooperation from all sides, Contribute a little more-organ crossword puzzle: a little change before greed-poor crossword puzzle: half-cloth spring and autumn-Qin crossword puzzle: Yinchuan-spring crossword puzzle: come again-Ran crossword puzzle: goalkeeper-Flash 1 [riddle] volley barb (Seven Tangyi here only "Mao Yan" has been replaced. Spread your wings and go upstairs and downstairs, which means "whatever") 5 [riddle] declares a truce (sportsman 1) Chen Zhong and 6 [riddle] ask, they are all idiots (eat the crown) a plate of fungus (plate, question; Wood, wood, stupid) 7 [riddle] Guan Yunchang defeated Maicheng (3 spoken words 1) nonsense (male, Guan Gong; No, I'm dead) 8 riddles] Zhao Yun in the northeast (commonly used word 1) made a mistake (the word "Zhao" in the east and the word "Yun" in the north are "X" and "-"respectively, which represent "wrong and wrong" in multiple-choice questions) 9 riddles (idiom 1). Answer: less than 3 seconds. Do not believe me, watch it again: Why are fat people from primary school to college more afraid of heat than thin people? Answer: Because the sunburn area is relatively large ... blue knife and blue gun (guess 4-word idiom)? Answer: Buller in gold and silver (guess the four-word idiom)? Answer: It was a blockbuster (a golden man). A dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge (guess the four-word idiom)? Answer: I can't forget anything. You can't drop your mobile phone in the toilet and get wet. Answer: It's now or never. It never gets wet. Magic soap made of pig liver and bear gall (guess 4-word idiom)? Answer: On the way, it did a somersault, and then turned over (guess the four-word idiom)? Answer: A woman who has been divorced many times (four-word idiom)? Answer: All the previous efforts were in vain. When the clothes were visually inspected, it was obvious that the hair was right. Why don't instructors believe it? A: When a scholar meets a soldier, the "reason" is unknown. What language do you need to know to be a politician in Taiwan Province Province? Answer: Body Language Who are Cinderella's parents? Answer: What should the employer wear when Snow White and Bao Gong have a labor dispute? (Answer: Where is the biggest sweet potato in the world? Answer: Where does the biggest rooster in the world come from? Answer: Choose one of the eggs, 1, and a pig said, "Come on!" -Hit a food chocolate (pig encourages). You shot a famous pig in hunting. What did you say? What words? Hit an object, the night pearl (yeah! The mouse said to the wild horse, "I dated the cat yesterday!" " "Play a kind of food, 2 word potato chips (cheat) 4. The wild horse didn't believe it. He grabbed the mouse's clothes and lifted them. Hit a plant, 3-character potato (horse-carrying mouse) 5. Potato wants to fight with steamed stuffed bun, but there is a river ahead, and he can't cross it. -Hit one plant, 3-character Dutch bean (river stop bean) 6. The duel began, and the potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a deadly knife. -Make a foodie, 3-character bean paste bag (killing bean bag) Second, guess, it is a familiar drug name. 1, the tortoise built a house, then climbed in and typed the name of a medicine. 2. The tortoise climbed out, tore down the house, built another room, climbed in and took a medicine. The new cover is in the middle. 3. The tortoise climbed out to tear down the house and build it, climbed in again, and named the medicine! Giant calcium III. The mystery of super hematemesis 1. There is a meadow ahead-guess a plum blossom (no flowers). 2. There is a meadow ahead-guess a wild plum blossom (no flowers). 3. A flock of sheep came to that meadow-I guess it was strawberries (no flowers). 4. Suddenly a group of wolves came-but I didn't eat the sheep-guess a seafood shrimp (blind) 6. Another wolf passed by, but still didn't eat the sheep-guess a seafood shrimp 7. The third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted at the wolf. The wolf still didn't eat the sheep-and guess who is the king of beasts with a seafood lobster? ● What kind of people will appear after the death of two zoo directors? ● What hats can't people wear in movie 3? ● Nut 4 What books are not available in bookstores? ● suicide note 5 what is the elephant's left ear like? ● Right Ear 6 What water can never be used up? ● Tears 7 What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? ● Hands and feet 8. The family asked the doctor about the patient. The doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? ● Three long and two short 9 Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? ● Goose is a penguin 10 What English letter is the most popular and listened to by the most people? ●CD 1 1 What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die. 12 The angrier things get, the bigger things get. ● Temper 13 What are the flowers that bloom all year round? ● Plastic Flower 14 Why does Chang 'e like to live on the moon? ● Chang moths love rabbit meat 15 Where is the narrowest road? ● The road to go is very narrow. What's the name of farting before death? Someone knocks at the door, and you never say come in? ● In the toilet 18 What is the smallest island in the world? ● Safety Island on the Road 19 Where is the safest place when the earth explodes? ● Hell 20 A group of henpecked men are getting together to discuss how to revive men's glory. Suddenly I heard that their wife was coming, and everyone was running away, except one. Why? ● Scared me to death. 2 1 What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? ● It's Ping Zi 22. What words are used all over the world? ● Arabic numeral 23 A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? ● Because it is a mother-child relationship, 24 two pairs of fathers and sons go to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? ● Grandpa, Dad and Son Why can't 25 hammers hammer eggs? Of course, the hammer won't break. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim, but he passed. Why? ● Fainted, but the 27th world champion was easily knocked down by what? ● Sleeping 28 A lady divorced several times and played four-character idioms? ● Former husband (work) exhausted (abandoned) 29 What do stutterers do the most? ● Make a long-distance call 30 When Columbus set foot on the New World, what did he do next? ● Step on the other foot. 3 1 Is "kiss" a verb, adjective or noun? Combined 32 heart replacement surgery failed. The doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say? In fact, you don't understand my heart. 33 men are drinking together. Why do they fight? ● Don't eat toasts and punish wine. 34 Divide 8 in half. What is this? When does the sun rise in the west? ● When swearing, there was a newborn baby at the age of 36, born on the same day of the same year as him, with the same parents, but not twins. Is this possible? Maybe, they are triplets. When they wake up in the morning, what is the first thing everyone should do? ● Open your eyes 38. A new hospital has been opened in the city with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? This is a veterinary hospital in the winter of' 39. How to turn ice into water immediately without heating? ● Remove two points from the ice. A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? ● Blind cat meets dead mouse 4 1 Why does peacock fly to southeast instead of northwest? ● Due to the high wall in the northwest, a truck driver collided with a motorcycle rider. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? ● At that time, the truck driver did not drive. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. Daming is the eldest son, Erming is the second, and what are the names of the third? Of course, Xiaoming 44 has a young man who wants to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side. Why do you think it is? ● Two and a half hours add up to one hour. There is a big ship at sea. Its initial capacity is 60 people. As a result, when I reached the 59th person, I actually sank into the sea! That's why (there are no pregnant and overweight people on board; There is no weight on board? Relax, it's a submarine. What's the secret? You don't know me? ● There are two people with broken soles, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back, walk around or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? Of course, they are standing face to face. What eggs can't be broken, boiled or eaten? ● The zero egg "0" 49 in the exam is more painful from coconut or watermelon. ● What is the difference between a headache and 50 Confucius and Mencius? ● Confucius' son is on the left. Mencius' son is above 5 1. What can I borrow without returning it? ● What is the first animal you see in the zoo? ● Conductor 53 What can't be magnified with a magnifying glass? ● What will increase by half after an angle of 54 handstand? 6 55 As long as you call its name, you will destroy it. What is this? ● Silence 56 What comes often, but never really comes? ● Tomorrow, 57, Xiao Wang and his parents will travel abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages. He is not deaf, but he has never felt any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby. How do I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write a "red" 59. When the car turns right, which tire doesn't turn? The spare tire 60 has natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? ● Under what circumstances will a 6 1 person who has sunk into the bottom of the river burst into tears? ● cremation 62 foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? ● Alcohol 63 Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chicken lays eggs 64 Why do two tigers fight for each other and have to fight to the death before giving up? ● No one dared to persuade Mr. Lin to change the artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? I don't really love her. 66 You can do it, I can do it, and everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? ● Dreaming 67 is black chicken powerful or white chicken powerful? Why? Low black-bone chicken, black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, white chicken can't lay black eggs. I went home in the middle of the night and found that I forgot my key, and there was no one else at home. What is your greatest wish at this time? What are the advantages of forgetting to lock the door? ● Not afraid of tanning 70 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? ● Heaven takes a seat 7 1 The manager can't cook, but there is a dish that he is particularly good at. What is this? ● Being fired 72 What wine can't be drunk? ● Iodine 73 Why is a bottle of highly toxic drugs harmless to people? As long as you don't drink, you don't have to work hard. ● Dozing off 75 There are some things that buyers know, sellers know, and only users don't know. What is this? ● Coffin 76 Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? ●78 cows are unknown. Go north10m, then west10m, then south10m, turn right and ask where the oxtail is. ● Chaodi 79 "congenital" refers to the inheritance of parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"? What are the main reasons for divorce the day after tomorrow? ● Marry 8 1 9 oranges and give them to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Squeeze into juice and put the pencil on the ground so that no one can cross it. What should I do? Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbour? She can't sit 84. Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? ● Trees can't jump 85. Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to 2000km/h without refueling or other fuels? ● Earth 86 What do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage and is afraid of going out of shape? Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? I'm afraid of eating my fingers. 88 People who never dare to take a bath ● Clay figurine 89 Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? ● South without "Amitabha 90 stealing is not illegal? 9 1 Do you know where modern scientists are usually born? ● Why do 92 geese fly south in the hospital? ● Because walking with your feet is too slow, 93 melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins can be eaten, but what melons can't be eaten? ● Fool, there are 6 steamed buns in 94 pots, which are given to 6 children each 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? ● The last child takes the basin together. The old king has to shave forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? This is the word "wrong". 97 what car can't move? ● Windmill 98 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student? 99 How many sides does a box have? ● Two sides. Inside and outside 100 which month has 28 days? ● There are 28 days in each month. ..