201810 June 19.
This year 17 years old, a senior two student in a key middle school.
On this day, they are having a math class.
The lecturer is a humorous teacher. Teachers often tell jokes in class to make students laugh. In fact, this teacher is not only humorous, but also excellent-in every class he has taught, more than a dozen students have scored more than 140 in mathematics in the college entrance examination.
The teacher asked the students a calculation problem. He answered questions quickly and carelessly. The teacher joked: "You must have learned' pig brain quick calculation' so quickly?" The whole class laughed their heads off.
After returning home in the evening, he looked up "pig brain quick calculation" on the Internet, but only found "pearl brain quick calculation"-that is, "abacus mental calculation". It was soon forgotten by him.
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June 65438+1October 65438+September 2038.
This year, he was 37 years old and studied brain science at the Academy of Sciences.
The team he leads is studying how to improve the computing power of the human brain. However, their research encountered a bottleneck: they could not carry out experiments. If the simulated human brain is used, the existing computer level is not competent for this kind of work with extremely high calculation amount; What will happen if real people are used as experimental materials is also an unknown problem. Therefore, their research has stagnated.
One day, he was sitting in the laboratory thinking about the solution. Suddenly, his phone rang. It's his high school classmate Lao Zhang.
"Old summer, we are going to have a reunion tomorrow. Do you have time? "
He was silent. The previous class reunion was invited by someone else, and he used the excuse of "being too busy with research" to prevaricate. "All right. Great scientist, it is normal to be busy. " Gradually, his classmates stopped inviting him to the party. This time, the person on the other end of the phone is obviously holding a try mentality. After a moment of meditation, he replied, "I have time." I'll be right there. "
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20381October 20th +65438.
A group of old classmates get together at the reunion to talk about everything. Money is intertwined. The wine is full and the box is still open.
"The taste of time is as thin as yarn! We really have to go our separate ways now! " Lao Wang said with emotion. "Look at you, you are so elegant!" Lao Zhang summer-planting way, "our class is the principal, how talented! As a result, I became a programmer after graduation, as busy as a dog! " "You know what! They call them software engineers! The' Yi Xue' compiled by others has been online for two years! " Girder retorted, then turned to him, "hmm, hmm" for a while, "look! Great scientist! I didn't see it much at school. Look at this! Life hangs by a thread! Unfortunately, I was in poor health at that time, and now I have to look at the goods in the small shop all day, which will make the robot squeeze out the work! " He smiled without a word, but his eyes were slightly sad. A wordless silence struck. There is an indescribable atmosphere in the air. Or Lao Zhang broke the silence. "Miss Li, what do you think?"
Miss Li stood up. "When we were at school, the Great Tiger newspaper in the next class published a newspaper, which talked about the' top ten keywords' of their class. There isn't one in our class, but our senior schoolmate teaches you to write a good composition is also good. Why don't we also have a' top ten keywords'? " Everyone agrees.
"I have the most say in the top ten keywords." Lao Zhao, the monitor of that year, got up slowly and said, "In my opinion, the first key word must of course be' social person'. What a society our physics teacher is! Speak with accent, metaphor, special image, cute appearance, and live broadcast. Now it's all online red! The speech is over. " "Ok, please sit down." Teacher Li said skillfully.
Lao Zhang couldn't help but get excited: "Keywords, I was the first to push the' test center'. The chemistry teacher is from grade one to grade three. The seniors in our class robbed a toilet paper tube all day, saying that they robbed the test center. How funny! " "Ok, this is the second key word."
"Ahem! Speaking of please sit down, "Lao Wang got up slowly. "My deskmate always says' penalty'. This is still the line of the biology teacher. Once, the biology teacher shouted' please sit down', and a sentence' punishment' popped up in his mind, almost killing people after class. " "Ha ha, I remember! That's interesting! " Lao Zhang immediately took over. Others also gave a burst of laughter. Then, "Xiang" and "Ten Times" came out again ... In a blink of an eye, only one keyword was not selected.
Lao Xu suddenly spoke aside: "And' pig brain quick calculation'! The math teacher said it! Right, Lao Xia? " He smiled without a word. "By the way," Miss Li seemed to think of something, "Lao Xia, how is your research?" "There is a bottleneck," he whispered, but every word was clear. "We need to improve the computing power of the brain, but we can't do it with people." "Pig brain is quick to calculate!" Lao Xu cut in. "Don't talk nonsense! Science is not a joke! " Miss Li immediately interrupted Lao Xu.
His eyes suddenly gave off a strange light. "It's not nonsense," he murmured. "Maybe it really can ..."
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20381October 23rd +65438.
Institute.
"Experiment with pigs?" Other members of the research team asked.
"Yes, do experiments with pigs." He said firmly.
"Can pigs do it?" Someone asked suspiciously.
"Some time ago, the first organ transplant using transgenic cloned pig organs was successful. Since organ transplantation is possible, this experiment is also possible. " He replied.
When a show of hands was taken, only 1/3 people were in favor of the plan. As there is no other scheme, the research team has to put this scheme into practice.
The next day, the newspaper published the news that they experimented with pigs.
Some people are skeptical about this plan: "Can pigs calculate? If you can do it, pigs will go to heaven! " Even Lao Zhang called him: "You don't really want to do pig brain quick calculation, do you?" However, some people are optimistic about this plan: "A hundred years ago, not many people believed in relativity." Others said, I'm just a soy sauce maker. Just have fun.
In any case, the experiment went well.
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65438+February 23, 2038.
This experiment has been going on for more than two months. However, there has been no improvement so far.
They bought 10 experimental pigs. The first step of the experiment is to teach pigs how to calculate. This step is not difficult, and soon, pigs will learn to add and subtract within ten. The next step is to improve the calculation. In this regard, the pig seems a bit powerless. For example, 17+34, most people know that this is 5 1, but pigs have not learned it for more than ten days. On this day, You Zhu didn't answer correctly, and the researchers were very angry. They wanted to beat the pig.
He quickly stopped and advised, "Rome was not built in a day. Besides, it is a pig after all. Can it compete with people? " He seemed to think of something again, so he informed all the members: "There will be a seminar tonight."
In the evening, they all gathered in the research room. He said, "In the past two months, we have been devoted to teaching pig arithmetic. Have you forgotten the research direction of our team? What is the difference between simply teaching pig arithmetic and raising pigs in brain science? We should give full play to the specialty of our research room. " Then I put forward a project: connect the electrode to the pig brain and study the active part of the pig brain during calculation.
The project was solved in three days.
Then another project is put forward: to explore which physical/chemical methods can improve the computing power of pigs.
This is not a problem for researchers, but pigs are miserable. Due to inexperience, four pigs of 10 died in just a few days, and the remaining six were depressed. This is a big blow to researchers. However, they will not give up easily. 10 pigs is not enough, then 20 pigs, 30 pigs. ...
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March 7(th), 2039
"There has been a breakthrough in research!"
This day is of great significance to his team. The researchers extracted a substance called Ethamgen from a plant called Aspala Gus. After giving this substance to pigs, pigs quickly calculated not only 17+34=5 1, but also 456+ 129=585, 2477+ 1356=3833, 55 * 56 = 3000. ...
However, the drug has not been tested in humans. He volunteered to let him try the medicine. The rest of the team advised him, "Forget it, you've paid so much, so forget about human experiments." He insisted on doing it: "I'll do it! Don't let others take risks. Besides, the pigs are fine, I am sure I will be fine! " He took 1 unit of ethyl meglumine and ate it.
I felt a little dizzy for the first time 1 hour after taking it. He had to lie in bed and rest. An hour later, he got up slowly and took out the calculation questions prepared in advance.
346537+4697 18=? 8 16255。
4622322+9899789=? 14522 1 1 1。
4257*8667=? 368954 19。
It was all done in 20 seconds.
"success!" He shouted excitedly.
Since then, he led the team to improve the drug, remove the side effects and achieve better results.
On April 2nd, he published a paper "Study on Brain Potential Activated by Ethanemine, a New Drug". At first, this paper didn't attract people's attention. It was not until a year later that EMG was a great success that this paper began to attract people's attention. People have expressed their feelings: "The rapid calculation of pig brain has become a reality."
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65438+February 2044 10.
He won the 2044 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine.
In February of the following year 19, I returned to my alma mater to give a speech. On the stage, he said:
"My award should be attributed to everyone around me.
"First of all, I want to thank my research team. Without them, our research can't be successful.
"Then, I want to thank my parents and my relatives. They are my staunchest backing.
"Next, I want to thank those netizens who have paid attention to it, whether they support or oppose it. They made me realize the importance of this research.
"Finally, I want to thank my classmates and my alma mater. They inspired me and pointed me in the right direction. Thanks to my alma mater, of course. Yesterday, I was proud of my alma mater; Today, my alma mater is proud of me! "
He is my friend in the rainy season in summer.
That teacher became makarenko in my heart.
Disclaimer: This story is pure fiction. Both "Aspala Gus" and "Imeki Ming Na" in the article are fictitious. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental.