Hehe, I have this hobby. That's great. Tell some legends. At that time, Emperor Qianlong came out for a walk and often took Ji Xiaolan with him. There is a Tongxian county not far from the east of Beijing, which used to be called Tongzhou. When I came here, it was quite lively. The streets and alleys were connected to the south, and there was a lot of traffic. . . Emperor Qianlong is still learned, at least he likes it. At that time, he was inspired to speak: North Tongzhou, Nantong, North Tongzhou, North Tongzhou, Nantong, North Tongzhou, Nantong. . . . I was stunned at that time, and I couldn't answer it myself. My eyes are fixed on Lao Ji, who is a thief. He just pretended not to see it. In fact, he is thinking about words. Master Gan Long couldn't help it, so he called him: I'll answer at once: East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, East Pawnshop, East Pawnshop. . . The story is too long. Just say couplets. A boatman's daughter wrote a question: pagodas are hexagonal in all directions, and in her later years, she made three long fingers and two short fingers. Lao Ji went to buy a famous painting, which was the original painting of an ancient monk. He asked the shopkeeper how much it was worth. A: No money. He turned the picture upside down, and there was a couplet at the back: Draw a Lotus Monk. Note: read from front to back, read from back to front, the same! There were no words at that time, and then I went back to sleep. . . Suddenly I saw the seal of my academician college and immediately won it: the book is attached to the Hanlin book! There is also a door about Xie Jin's wits and wits, and the family is thousands of books; Finally, gradually add a sentence at the back: during the Dragon Boat Festival, there are often doors in thousands of books.

Later, I stood on the opposite side of Premier Cao:

Cao Shangshu said contemptuously, "Do you want to be a VIP? I'll give you some couplets. If you can match them, I will personally open the middle door to see you. "

Jie Jin said your question, Cao Shangshu a pretty belly, saying:

The dog is ignorant and the road is narrow.

Jie Jin said without hesitation:

Dapeng is ambitious and hates the sky.

Cao Shangshu was taken aback, and a couplet:

Heaven is a chessboard star, who dares to play?

Jie Jin replied:

When the earth is a pipa road and a string, either one can play!

Cao Shangshu listened to the in the mind secretly praise, he really kept his promise, he personally opened the door of nave to meet Jie Jin "wheezing". Sit down in the hall, Cao Shangshu see Jie Jin is short, dressed in green, eyes a turn, a pair of rotten couplets came out:

Toad wore a green coat when he came out of the water.

A look at Cao Shangshu dressed in a red robe, Tian chest overlapping belly, limbs flurry, unceremoniously advised:

The soup crab is wearing a red robe.

Cao Shangshu's face rose as red as a monkey's ass and kept cursing his wife. Well, it's all your fault! I was strongly advised to wear this dahongpao this morning! Took the water to drink two quiet heart, Cao Shangshu had the first part:

Two apes cut down a tree to see how the little monkey sawed (sentence)

Jie Jin and smiling said:

A horse plows the field, how to treat the old beast (problem)

Cao Shangshu wiped her mouth and changed her face. He is as kind as the old lady next door. He chatted with Jie Jin kindly: "What do your parents do?" In fact, tofu in Jie Jin has long been the only specialty designated by the elderly. He wants to laugh at other people's poverty.

In Jie Jin's family, the division of labor is that men are the masters and women are the masters. My mother is at home in grinding bean curd every day, and my father picks it out early in the morning. In the face of ministers disdain, Jie Jin got up and clear voice replied:

Strict father shoulders the sun and the moon.

Mother's hand turned to Gankun.