It was the winter vacation, and the old parents in the circle of friends in winter vacation homework ushered in a collective collapse twice a year.

Yesterday, a Weibo in Yun-peng Yue was on the hot search list for one day.

"It's been five minutes. Is seven plus nine really difficult? "

Weibo's comments are more than one:

Add fuel to the fire:

Serious support:

I taught myself by accident:

Don't call 998 or 9.9, just tutor an assignment and you will get the same star in minutes.

Sun Li also sent Weibo:

"I asked Deng Chao to teach math and so on. Deng Chao did all the math problems himself. Let me praise him! What is this operation! I have to use an eraser and let me do it again later. "

There is a saying, I don't know if the other half loves you, so I advise you to have a baby.

If not, then I advise you to help your baby with his homework. Be sure to see if he is a man or a dog in minutes.

Middle-aged couples will never have pure love unless they help their children with their homework.

Tutoring the baby to do homework is definitely the only criterion to test the quality of marriage!

The old couple in the same trench can be roughly divided into three types according to the mode of getting along:

The first category can't do anything, and won the first place.

Children miss a lifetime, and tenderness is a passer-by from now on.

A few days ago, a netizen secretly recorded the process of a child doing homework alone:

Just nine minutes, only 148 seconds to do your homework seriously!

One world, one child doing homework.

This is so real!

Seeing this scene, my mother's breast is also proliferating, and her endocrine is out of balance, and the thyroid cyst feels even bigger.

In the face of a crazy mother, there is always a father who feels that he is not old enough:

Hehe, buddy!

Homework can't help, you are still the first!

Encountering such a pig teammate, the already precarious relationship between husband and wife is instantly worse.

I remember watching the news once.

A child called 1 10 for help, saying that mom and dad had a fight over homework and mom hit dad. After a while, my mother ran out and ran away from home again.

The child cried for help, collapsed and calmed down.

The first rule of middle-aged couples getting along:

If one party is not responsible for the child's homework, then don't tell the other party what to do when tutoring the homework.

You can walk away, but please don't hurt each other.

The second kind of father loves mountains and does not move.

Before giving birth to a baby, I was sister Lin, whispering softly;

After the baby was born, I was the Sun Erniang who yelled at the voice-activated lights in the corridor for tutoring.

Many old mothers are gentle in nature, but they can't help but be angry and sad to accompany their babies to do their homework. After a while, the mom mode was fully launched.

Hit it, distressed;

Don't hit me, my heart is blocked.

Finally, the parent-child relationship completely collapsed, and a human tragicomedy of love and cannibalism was staged.

No wonder the daughter sent a torture from the soul:

Mom belongs to mom, and homework still needs to be done.

The child was sobbing and doing his homework. The father came over and asked his daughter, "Why are you angry with your mother and crying again?"

See daughter don't talk, and said to himself:

Ha ha ha ha ha ~

Children have thousands of homework in Qian Qian, and dad's safety comes first.

Fathers who are familiar with gender relations know that they have long understood what a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall!

Even one look will get you into trouble.

Huang Lei sent a Weibo and smiled after reading it.

"Mom just told me that she accompanied her sister to practice calligraphy in the afternoon, and her sister told her, Mom, calm down. After listening to me, I smiled, but I didn't dare to answer the words ... "

This wave of operation can be said that the old father's desire for survival is really too strong-

I would rather bear the stigma of "I don't care about my children at ordinary times" than save my life!

The second rule for middle-aged couples to get along:

Make trouble with wolves and tigers, but don't make trouble with the mistress who helps with homework.

Accompanying homework is "sending a proposition". Without Jin Gangzuan, it would be wonderful to be quiet.

The third kind of husband and wife work together.

One day, I heard the young mother next door growl loudly: "Who do you choose?" ! Who to choose? Who did you say you would choose? "

Come on, come on, another manic guy

Before I could gossip, I heard another one shouting, "Choose A! Choose one! "

After the experience of lying to the corpse and accompanying the widowed, some dads finally realized the truth and explored a new road:

Homework, do it yourself!

And the result?

"Nine can be divided into three and six, how much can it be divided into? Six and a few? "

Just about to get angry, my son stopped him in time: "Nothing, nothing, Dad, I applaud you!" " "

If you don't agree, you will be angry with the baby and run away from home.

It is obviously a biological baby, but the IQ seems to be picked up!

The helpless old father simply turned off his mobile phone, and everything happened for a reason. Your father is not me.

Others summed up the old father's "six tutorials":

Calm-force a smile-cold-gradually impatient-qi and blood surge-in situ explosion

Probably only after tutoring the baby to do homework can middle-aged couples really understand each other!

Only those who have experienced tutoring children in writing will I understand that there is nothing like the friendship of tutoring children to write homework together.

I remember when my son was in the second grade, he enrolled in a math interest class.

I failed math since I was a child, so I picked up my pen again at the age of 35 and began to study the problems of maximum, sum and difference times, normalization and so on.

Once, I couldn't figure out the answer to the long-term grazing of cattle, and the whole person became flammable and explosive.

Seeing big pig's feet playing with his mobile phone, he put down his mobile phone and poured me a glass of water, patting me on the shoulder: "Don't worry, let me try?"

Seeing him work out the answer step by step, I feel my heart pounding and my love is back!

If marriage is the grave of love, then the child's homework is definitely a tomb-robbing note, so that you can experience the love fun of jumping on the grave.

Middle-aged couples get along with the third rule:

You call me out, husband and wife are United, and we fight together!

What three years of pain, seven years of itching, with the experience of helping children with their homework, we are all friends.

I still remember last year's hot search in Weibo, and Daniel Wu, who had been married for 10, said that she was "not good enough".

Comments have lamented: "Middle-aged couples are asexual in bed and casual under the bed."

How real!

Middle-aged couples like us, lying in bed, have no wild desires. It is possible to learn chickens and rabbits together, as well as English grammar.

The love of middle-aged couples depends on their children's homework.

The so-called romance is probably "let me do it", "I'll sign it" and "I'm going to have a parent-teacher conference today" after getting up.

After all, life is just the present.

There will be homework tomorrow, homework the day after tomorrow and homework the day after tomorrow.

Since the great cause of counseling has not been successful, husband and wife should accompany and cherish it!

Author: Qi Qi Qing Song, always hungry, always ignorant, hope to be born again and again, crazy growth. New Oriental Family Education (ID: xdfjtjy) conveys professional family education concepts, provides information on family education at home and abroad, and shares absorbable and operable methods and suggestions. Let continuous learning become a family habit.