2. After taking the exam for so many years, why not have an anniversary, such as an exam?

four

Ten deliveries

two

Ten, after passing the two subjects, send one subject, and choose two subjects for exemption.

Three. Just now 10 people hit my friend, and I rushed over and solved half of it-

Five hit me,

Five hit him.

4. Every time I finish the exam, I comfort myself, "It doesn't matter. Participation is very important. "

My roommate plays games at midnight every day. It's too noisy. Can I still practice the drum set quietly?

Taking a math exam is like a doctor operating on a dying patient. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.

7. Attendant: "What can I do for you?" "yes. Can you help me pay? "

Eight. A non-mainstream fighter was killed. His father came: sin, let me be a white-haired man and send red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.

Nine. "A girl with only a high school education has mastered it in a short time through self-study.

More than a dozen college courses. "This is not an inspirational story, but a final exam.

10. My roommate coughed in the morning and gave him medicine as a cough medicine by mistake. Come back at noon and ask my roommate if the medicine is useful. Roommate: Tema worked. Cough and pull your pants. I dare not cough now. 1 1. "Wei Zi! Wei Zi! Have you seen my crape myrtle? " "Isn't the mouth on the face?"

Twelve. A person will feel lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.

13. Whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than me, so what's the use of my efforts?

14. I was walking on the road just now. Received a strange phone call from a woman and said, "Hello! Congratulations on winning our company.

the second prize

300 thousand! "Before I could speak, she smiled and said," I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, and I couldn't help it ... "Then she hung up ... and left me standing in the wind in a mess ...

15. Threatening students' teachers with their usual grades and threatening men's children with pregnancy.

What's the difference between three

16. The first time I met a customer, the customer reached out and shook hands. When I was nervous, I took out a pair of scissors. The scene is so embarrassing.

17. On the edge of the square, a mysterious man sat under the banner of "selling all kinds of mobile phones". Passers-by asked: Dude, you sell mobile phones. Where is the mobile phone? Mystery man: Look at this square. I'll bring it to you if you like it!

18. There are so many schools.

There are three kinds of people, one is to learn to bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for this first

There are three kinds of people who want to be tyrants but can't do anything about it. They want to stop school but can't stop.