First, the problem of serial mischief.
1. Find a friend and ask him to say "mouse" 10 times first, and then "mouse old" 10 times. After he finished saying "mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him "what is the cat most afraid of", and almost guaranteed that he would answer "mouse is old".
2. There are ancient poems, such as "dark wet bamboo, dark wet green, dark wet Chun Zhu, dark wet Chun Lv", "lying plum blossoms, lying branches with low marks" and so on.
3. You ask him, "What is three waters plus one?"
He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?"
You asked again, "How about adding three drops of water?"
80% people will say, "... what word? Is there such a word? Going? "
In fact, it should be "law" ......
4. Hold out 1 finger and ask others "What is this?"
Put out two more fingers and ask someone, "What is this?"
Hold out three fingers again and ask others, "What is 1+ 1?"
10 people, the most 1 people answered correctly.
Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who said "no" to everything others asked him, such as asking him if he had eaten.
Have you eaten? He said "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story?
B: No.
6. What kind of mouse in the world has two legs?
B: ...
A: Give me a hint, an anime character.
Mickey mouse.
Then what duck in the world has two legs?
Donald.
Doesn't your duck have two legs? !
7. Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says "forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof.
8. Find a MM to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Say a few words first, and then the fun will begin.
Say husband first, MM, mm can say u (you); Besides my wife, MM can say I (I).
Repeat, do you understand?
9. Is there a number greater than 1? The other party said yes.
Ask if there are any more than 10, and the other party says there are.
Until 100000.
Finally, ask anyone who is more stupid than you if the other person will be alert to say "no".
10. Mathematical mental arithmetic ... No pen, paper, counter, only mental arithmetic. ......
1000 plus 40 ... no ... plus 1000 ... plus 30. ...
Another 1000 ... another 20 ... now it's 1000 ... again 10. ...
What's the total? Answer at once!
Answer: Take a pen and calculate carefully. It is 4 100.
Second, the series of routines
1. A man invited several classmates to the hotel where he often ate. The hotel owner asked, "My wife didn't come today?" A female classmate slapped the table and shouted, "I'm his wife!" " Who is the woman you are talking about? "The boss hurried out. The whole table burst into laughter. The man was embarrassed to ask her why she was joking. The lesbian said, "Just wait for the discount. "After dinner, I went to check out, and the boss said apologetically," I really didn't know you brought a lover before, and told my sister-in-law that I mistook one for another. This meal is on me. I'm really sorry. "
I quarreled with my deskmate, and neither of us spoke in class. Suddenly, my mobile phone received a short message from my deskmate: I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I was moved immediately after reading it, and I was about to reply to him by text message. My deskmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted, "Teacher, he plays with his mobile phone in class!" " "
3. My sister who talked for a while suddenly asked me, "What is the similarity between surgery and family?" I guess my sister tested me. Ha, the same word "move" is as simple as that! I answered proudly. Unexpectedly, the big brother's eyes next to him came up with contempt: "Are you stupid?" Right?
4. "Xiao Zhang, I heard that your university major is electronic information engineering?" "Yes, leader." "Well, buy me a router." "Leadership, please respect my major. Electronic engineering is ... ""Please talk about the influence of beam forming on isolated stream interference and channel independence in multi-space mu-mimo applications? " "Leader, how many antennas does the router need?"
As soon as the girl got on the train, she saw a handsome boy sitting in her seat. She checked the ticket and said politely, "Are you in the wrong seat?" The handsome guy took out his ticket and shouted, "Look clearly! This is my seat. Are you blind? " The girl looked at his ticket carefully and stopped talking. The handsome boy crossed his legs and said disdainfully, "At a young age, scholars strike up a conversation!" " The girl stopped talking and stood silently beside the handsome boy. After a while, the train began to leave the platform. The girl lowered her head and said to the handsome boy easily, "You didn't take the wrong bus!" "There is a kind of tolerance, called let you regret.