In junior high school, I was doing broadcast gymnastics. In the last section, there is a dancing and jumping action. The head teacher came to inspect and I slapped him in the face.

When I was in kindergarten, I always thought I was a boy and thought I had Tintin under me! My childhood friend's brother insisted that I was a girl, so I took off my pants and pinched my ass to pee on him and painted on the wall! I still dare not look up at my brother!

I want to go to the toilet before running 800 meters in the sports meeting. A classmate told me that a piece of shit will run faster because I want to go to the bathroom if I run fast. I believe it. When I ran to the finish line 10 meter, I felt my ass was about to launch. I can't hold it any longer! Finally, I finally made the loudest fart in my life. Bright yellow shit bloomed on my white sweatpants and made a beautiful gesture.

There was a big hole in my leg, and the band-aid was too small, so I used a menstrual towel to stop the bleeding. Playing basketball in the afternoon, spinning and jumping, the menstrual towel fell down the trouser leg. The point is, I am a man.

In those days, the public toilets were still the kind with a pool in the back. During the Spring Festival, someone put a detonator in it. This, this, this is not the end, the end is, remember that the principal is in the bathroom.

The school evaluation touched the top ten on campus, and it was stipulated that each class must have one primary election. My classmates told me about sweeping shit at the school gate, and the class teacher actually wrote the materials and handed them in, with photos attached! As a result, the whole school knows me. Later, I changed my hairstyle. After graduating from junior high school, someone pointed at me and said it was the classmate who swept shit that year.

Pupils find picking their nostrils. Did you succeed? I don't know how to deal with it. It bounced on my deskmate's face. Finally, my classmates learned my movements and performed them for several years.

Bored after class, playing mobile phone, suddenly someone leaned down. I thought it was my girlfriend, so I kissed her. I didn't expect her to be the head teacher!

In the fourth grade of primary school, the math teacher was absent-minded in math class, and in the music class next door, she sang "Let's paddle". I heard the music teacher next door say, let's paddle and get ready to sing. I ended up singing it out loud. After singing, the whole class burst into laughter, and the math teacher rushed me to stand at the door of the next class. Later, it became the laughing stock of the whole school.

I am the leader of the class broadcast gymnastics competition. I stand at the front of the class alone and do different exercises.

In primary school, in English class, the teacher asked us to introduce ourselves in English in turn. When it was my turn, I stood in front of the platform, and the teacher stood behind me obliquely, jabbering a lot. When I said this was my English teacher, I held out my hand in the teacher's direction. Yes, I stabbed the teacher in the nose! In the teacher's nostrils! I really forgot how to take my hand out, except for the teacher who never talked to me again.

At school, I played a game where a blind man caught the lame, and then I grabbed the headmaster's arm and shouted, I caught it, I caught it. The headmaster shot him down. Oh, I'm awake.

There was no sensation in the whole school, but the whole class did. I sang with headphones on when I was studying by myself last night, and then I sang very high. The whole class is laughing. I didn't know what was going on until the girl in front turned to me and said with a smile, your voice is amazing.

A man and a woman go to the classroom to sleep on a mat at night. I don't know why.

When awarding prizes under the national flag, I clearly heard my name, but I didn't find my certificate on the stage for a long time. The teacher said what your name was, but there is no identification here. I was so embarrassed and unforgettable when I stepped down.

I am very famous at school. Once I had a nosebleed, my classmates said that I saw a beautiful woman with a nosebleed. Then spread it out. Later, everyone I knew would ask me first if I saw a beautiful woman with a nosebleed. The whole school knows me!

Wash your hair, study at night, put all your hair in front and scare your deskmate. Turn to the direction of your deskmate and keep your posture for a long time. When you see that your deskmate doesn't respond, you will pull your hair back and find that the class teacher's gloomy eyes are looking at me outside the window. So I kept putting down my hair, swinging it up, swinging it down again, in order to pretend as if nothing had happened.

There is a couple in the class, both men and women are crazy and love to fight. If they don't agree with each other, they fight. Many people are innocent victims. Books are flying around in the class. The man kicks the woman in the stomach and the woman scratches the man's face. Later, when it comes to a class, the whole school knows that there is a crazy couple in this class.

When I was in English class, I brought a Chinese book. When the teacher called the roll to read the text, I raised my hand and stood up. I read a paragraph of Peach Blossom Garden with confidence.

When I was in junior high school, I once played basketball and my pants split. At that time, I didn't wear underwear. First, all the girls in the class saw Tintin. I didn't know it until they screamed 1 minute.

Boys in the class climb over the wall to play games at night, all crawling for fun. Uncle boarder came over and pulled a boy's trouser leg. The boy didn't know he was a boarder, thought he was a companion, and said, don't pull me. I'll pick you up first. By the way, I still have one foot.

There is a mid-term exam in senior two, and mathematics is not ideal. It rained heavily after the exam that day. I climbed onto the roof of the teacher's office and uncovered two tiles on the desk. The next day, the test paper was soaked, so the math teacher had no choice but to retake the exam. Later, I was betrayed, made a big mistake, and repented in the flower bed of the whole school conference station.

There was a fart at the front desk, and there was another loud noise, but he turned to look at me, and then the whole class, including the teacher, looked at me.

That year, the teacher also participated in the grade relay race. 4200 meters, I am the second best, and the teacher is the third best. I almost fell down because I didn't exercise often. The baton is located just below the podium. One of the batons is unstable and the baton is stuck in the teacher's ass. From then on, the teachers in the school, whether they know me or not, will greet me with a cordial smile.

Go over the wall and surf the internet at night. I was bitten by a snake in the grass and gave my mobile phone to the housekeeper.

On the night of junior high school graduation, seven famous wolves (little naughty boys) in the school took sacks and prepared to block the math teacher in the road and beat him up. As a result, the teacher practiced, grabbed a rotten broom on the side of the road and beat the seven wolves to tears. From then on, they stopped mixing with society, hahaha.

When I was a sophomore, my English class was called by my teacher to answer questions. At that time, I was very introverted and my English was not good, because my words kept shaking (the whole class seemed nervous). My English teacher smiled and told me not to worry, and then I smiled. Because my nose was blown out and I blew my nose in front, the whole class was shocked in an instant.

Several boys in our class went to the toilet to smoke in the self-study class, and then they played all kinds of pornographic jokes and websites loudly in it. When they come out of the toilet, the grade director outside is already green, so please take those students home directly. The whole teaching building was listening to their pornographic jokes and websites that day.

After class, my partner and I quarreled in the square in front of the teaching building, and then, and then, my husband and wife got angry. Almost all the teachers and students in Grade Three know about us.

At that time, I liked playing with guns and setting off firecrackers. I saw a hole at school that day, and I stuffed a lot into it at a time. At the moment of explosion, I knew it was a cesspit, and the playground was full of shit. I have been famous since the First World War.

At that time, I was a freshman, and I liked beautiful girls on campus. At that time, several boys laid hands on her. In order not to let others chase her, I visited all the boys' dormitories from Grade One to Grade Three in the whole school during the period from self-study to lights-out, telling them that I like a person in Class One, and no one is allowed to chase her. If you don't listen, just try. The whole school knew overnight, and no one really dared to chase her. Because of this incident, their class teacher also rejected the honor of my excellent class cadre in the last year (both senior one and senior two were excellent class cadres in the whole school, and senior three were selected and finally rejected), saying that my social relations were complicated. Later,

You are not allowed to fall in love in high school. One night, my roommate sent my girlfriend back to the dormitory. As a result, the headmaster was blocked in the middle of the road by several leaders. After the headmaster found out, he chased after the teacher. Running all the way, his roommate, went back to the dormitory, closed the door, put his coat and shoes in the cupboard, and didn't wear them for a week.

It seems that in the second year of high school, the septic tank (how big do you know) in the school toilet was covered with a useless prefabricated board half a meter wide. A student fell in with one foot and no one pulled him. Finally, he swam up by himself.

There was a mock exam in senior three, thinking that the teacher didn't read the composition, and the content in the middle was yellow, such as husband, don't, push and so on. As a result, a female teacher saw it when she was correcting the paper. Later, the Chinese teacher, the head teacher and the section chief all came to talk to me. In less than two days, everyone in the school knew.

At that time, the uniforms of boys and girls were the same. My deskmate is super thin, and we are both men. Then a girl turned her back on me and rummaged through my homework in my drawer, treating her as a deskmate. The thousand-year killing that directly made the gods cry almost made people lose their virginity.

After I found the money, I handed it to the monitor like a living Lei Feng. Finally, I found it lost.

During the physical examination of the new semester, a nurse sister put her hand into my clothes and felt around. After touching it for a while, the nurse sister suddenly said, it's so big. Then go over and close the window. I said with a hot face, it's not very big. Sister nurse looked at me and said that it was windy, so I closed the window.

I have been afraid to look into the eyes of my classmates behind me.

Once I went to the toilet by mistake at school and went to the ladies' room. I didn't realize until I saw our head teacher in it. The toilet didn't make a sensation until I said hello to the teacher.

Go to the toilet to pee. At that time, there was no partition in the middle of the toilet, only a row of pits. The class teacher peed in the pit next to him. When a man has finished urinating, he will shake Tintin a few times. I just shook it and shook it in the face of the class teacher! Look at his whole expression. I couldn't look him in the eye for the next month!

I visited my cousin's gray machine when I was a child. I asked my cousin what you were doing. Cousin said it was martial arts.

I will never forget that there is a section of physical education class in the sky. The teacher asked on the playground, who knows martial arts? Show it. I rushed up without saying anything.

When I was a sophomore, all the boys in the dormitory were older than Ding Ding. The head teacher suddenly went to the dormitory to check and was about to open the door. Everyone in the dormitory got into the quilt except me. Can you imagine how I felt when Tintin was photographed by the class teacher with a flashlight without wearing pants? This is not the point, mainly because our class teacher has treated me with special respect since then. I really said husky.

When I was a freshman, I always had a hobby. I like to spank my brother who plays well, and then change his position at a time. I am surrounded by men. I remember when I went to tie my shoelaces, a woman came up and I slapped him. I will never forget the pain that she chased me for a week.

Once a school sports meeting held a radio exercise competition and asked me to wear a short-sleeved school uniform. I was wearing a long-sleeved school uniform outside. As a result, I undressed too quickly before the game. The clothes outside also brought the clothes inside. I took it off and found that I was not wearing underwear. What is the pitiful look around me?

In high school, I went to the toilet to trumpet. I accidentally got it, so I washed it for a long time. As a result, I saw a favorite girl in the class coming out of the toilet to wash her hands (men and women shared a sink). Originally, I was shy. I really don't know what to say in this case. I smiled, so I went straight to the sentence, and I still remember the scene where you peed on my hand!

At first, it was hard to turn back. Ha ha laugh

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