Movement is not mixed.
Still unwilling to admit it
He is a disgrace among those boys who run 50 meters. He is always the last one. Some of them are slower than him, because they are either fat or have foot problems.
His classmates laughed at him.
Said he estimated that even so-and-so (a girl) could not run away.
So Bao was not convinced.
Shouting to compete with that girl, and then everyone fulfilled his wish.
As a result, the girl ran for 8 seconds 1 and he ran for 8 seconds 6! Then he said I asked other girls. How can boys get along without gentlemanly manners?
God, I'm still 8.3 seconds ...
Well, it's a minority, right?
We are all celebrities with our own surnames, and we can say a lot.
Bao knows Jinggangshan is not a star yet. Forget it.
Take a history class at a time.
The teacher mentioned Jinggangshan revolutionary base area or something.
Bao proudly wants to show off everywhere.
You see how promising our surname Jing is.
..........., the pioneer of the revolution.
(Sweating violently ... It is estimated that all the students around me froze to death ...)
3. When they don't know the first year.
A child in his class paired the protagonist of Huanzhugege with his classmates.
For example, so-and-so is a swallow, so-and-so is Wei Zi and so-and-so is Erkang.
Speaking of treasures, you are the emperor, mom. ...
Baoshuo
Who will be Brother Wu?
Do I have to play two roles?
Haha, you feel so good about yourself. Brother Wu has been chosen ...)
Do you know that Bao likes Zhao Wei the Swallow very much? ...
The physics teacher in his class always asks people wearing yellow clothes to answer questions in class, and then the students sum up the rules, so they don't wear yellow clothes in physics class.
(Students are unwilling to answer questions .....)
One day in physics class again, a classmate around Bao stuffed yellow clothes on the table.
The bag hasn't been reflected yet. Maybe he feels cold. He borrowed it and put it on.
Sure enough, the teacher asked people to answer questions in class, and no one raised their hands. Just say the one in yellow.
All eyes are focused on here. (I guess everyone is talking about this idiot ... hehe)
Bao stood up, looked ready to answer, then froze for a few seconds and found that he couldn't. Suddenly he said, teacher, this dress belongs to someone else I borrowed.
The students burst into laughter, and the teacher looked puzzled. It turned out that it was an unconscious coincidence that the teacher told people to wear yellow clothes.
Ha ha laugh
Teacher Bao said that at one time, Bao took some yogurt to drink in class every day.
At this time, a girl behind him joked, "JBR, why do you drink this every day?" ? Do you sell it at home? Give me a sample tomorrow. Bao readily agreed. The result is, of course, forgotten the next day. The girl was just joking. When she saw him drink it, she said why not bring it to me. Then the half-wrapped one said, so you drank it (alas, people! Who wants to drink your leftover mouth? Remember that video, Bao took a quick heart and let n people chew it, hehe, cute). Then on the third day, Tianbao weighed a bag of 6 bags (his classmates said it was probably, anyway, several bags). The girl was surprised to see it and said I was joking. You don't have to take so many eights. Then Bao said solemnly, here, I'll give you a drink. I saw it at the same table.
People around you suddenly fainted. Do you think too much? ...
Haha (the bag is also ... wordless ...)
6. Once in class, that classmate actually said it was a Chinese class, so quiet that he could hear a needle drop in class.
Then many students are falling asleep. Bao pretends to be reading and wearing headphones. His walkman is an old walkman made in China. When the earphone is unplugged, it is played in public. Then he may have drunk too much and accidentally took it away. Pop songs suddenly sounded in the silent classroom. (I want to know what those songs are about, but he forgot ...) Maybe everyone who slept after this woke up and burst into laughter. I can't believe I haven't looked at him yet. His classmates all looked at him, and his deskmate took advantage of the fire to rob him, pointing at him desperately, for fear that others would think it was him ... wrapped in shame, he dared not look up in class. Strangely, his Chinese teacher was not angry at all, but smiled helplessly, which made his boring Chinese class come alive. Ha ha.
7. Once several students in their class went to Bao's house to play.
Bao will certainly welcome you.
Many students ride bicycles.
When we got home, some students asked Bao if our car would be left downstairs.
Bao said positively, absolutely not.
Then these people are relieved.
The photo that Bao will bring later.
It seems to belong to Zhao Wei, but my classmates can't remember it clearly. It's a star photo anyway.
Put it by the window, facing downstairs. I asked Zhao Wei to show you the car. Don't worry, you won't lose it.
His classmates are sweating ... speechless ... only he can think of. ...
8. Once in class, I played a joke on a classmate and spoke ill of him. It was that kind of joke, and then the classmate said, JBR, is your conscience for dogs? ! I was so kind to you, I said I, Bao immediately said, yes, my conscience is to let you eat. People around you gave thumbs up and said, Gao, you are so quick. Then all his classmates learned this trick. ...
PS: This is very common now. At that time, everyone didn't know this trick. Bao took the initiative, right Ha ha.
Bao likes to bite people, so one of his classmates once annoyed him. (Joking) His classmate stretched out his arm and said, JBR, I am so angry. You can bite as much as you want.
Bao said: You know, I never eat pork. That classmate opened his eyes wide at that time. Haha, but in the end, even the pork treasure bit someone hard. They say he still has this scar and wants to auction it to us.
10. Bao once had dinner with his classmates, but Bao was not as tall as him. A tall man brought a meal he didn't know. When the hand accidentally tilted, the bag stood under the bowl, with some soup left on its head, and the tall man didn't notice it at all. Bao must be angry and grabbed a lock of hair (his classmate said it was exactly the same as in the video)
The tall man realized that he would apologize immediately, and the BMW was out of breath. I cann't believe he walked over and said it's okay.
It's not interesting at all .. but as long as it's valuable, you are willing to listen, so I won't cancel the selection and write it all.
1 1. Bao junior high school is actually very shy.
I listened to this classmate's speech in his class. ...
Once when it began to rain, a girl (note that she seems to have a crush on Bao, and Bao seems to know it) happened to meet Bao at the school gate without an umbrella. Holding an umbrella, Bao saw her from a distance. The girl stopped Bao, and Bao didn't know what to do, so she simply put away the flash. They walked to the classroom together in the rain. Then the girl wrote this paragraph in her diary. I was accidentally peeked at. Many people know about it. His classmates guessed Bao's state of mind at that time and probably thought it was a flash together for fear of causing a scandal. I'm sorry, of course she won't give it to her, so they fell down together. ...
The introduction is similar to what I figured out. Bao probably thinks so, too. Ha ha. )
12. In junior high school, many girls were boys and girls wearing sportswear. At that time, boys and girls were not obvious. Bao and several classmates are walking on campus. His classmates say look who is in front of him. Bao rushed over and grabbed people's necks from behind. He was about to speak when he found that he had mistaken me for someone else. It turned out to be a girl, and suddenly he looked puzzled. It is said that Mr. Girl got angry and turned around. )
I guess that girl is still enjoying it now, haha.
13. What April Fool's Day has just become popular in junior high school?
But everyone is not so easily fooled.
A classmate cheated Bao.
So-and-so has no toilet paper in the toilet.
You help him deliver it.
Bao took a roll (how could he take a roll? Will they put a roll of sanitary ware on the table? )
I'll be back soon. Bao said sadly, I didn't see him.
His classmate said that you must have not looked for the treasure in the back carefully, which was stupid.
I went again.
Their classmates laughed. ...
14. It once snowed there.
Have a snowball fight between classmates.
Start class
They haven't had enough fun yet
Then Baodian was about to throw a huge one at a boy, but it happened to hit a girl in the face. The girl was crying. It is said that Bao ran to her and said that class was over and you threw me away, too. I gave you a snowball and the girl smiled again.
15. Ipoh and two classmates bought Sugar-Coated Berry.
They say 1.5 yuan is a string.
Bao made a coquetry remark.
5 quick money, 3 serial?
Please, the price they want is not as high as yours ...
16. On another occasion, Bao fell asleep politically.
The teacher shook it a few times and didn't wake up.
Just say: it's cold, don't catch a cold.
Then I put my big cotton-padded jacket on him. But when the child woke up, his math class was over. The math teacher thought he was ill and didn't bother him. ...
(Haha
That teacher is a woman.
17. Another time, they didn't know what mistakes they had made in class.
The teacher punished him for singing.
He might be embarrassed.
I recited a lyric.
Then the teacher said it wasn't singing.
He said that singers nowadays sing as if they were talking.
The teacher said, ok, sit down.
18. His classmate said that Bao loves to sleep. How can he fall asleep?
Physical education class under the summer sky.
What exercise does the teacher ask them to do?
Then everyone bent down to do it.
He is the only one standing there straight.
The teacher is very confused.
Take a closer look.
It turned out that his eyes were closed. It seems that he has begun to dream. ...
Is it possible to fall asleep? )
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