Telling jokes often can not only bring happiness to yourself, but also infect others. The following are the math jokes I arranged for you, for reference only, and I hope they will help you.

Math joke 1 1. In math class, the teacher asked the students, "If it takes 3 days for 10 people to demolish a house, how long will it take for 5 people to demolish the same house?"

"impossible," a boy replied, "because the same house can't be demolished twice, teacher!"

2. Math teacher: "... now, we can draw the conclusion that X is equal to zero."

Student: "Alas! It' s been a long time, it' s all in vain! "

3. The math teacher asked little Tommy, "How do six people divide five potatoes?"

"This is very simple, make mashed potatoes and share them!"

4. Teacher: "Today we are going to learn subtraction. For example, your brother has five apples, and you took three from there. What is the result? "

Tom: "As a result, as a result, he will definitely beat me up!" " "

5,0 ability

Once, 9 said contemptuously to 0, "Your skill is only 0".

0 bowed his head and replied respectfully, "I admit it." You really admire me, because your skill is ten thousand times that of me (that is, 0* 10000) ".

Stupid and proud to strut. However, it attracted other smiles.

6. Half past eleven

In the fourth class in the morning, A is hungry and doesn't want to attend class. He sat in his seat, thinking about beef and bread.

The math teacher found him absent-minded and asked him, "What would happen if the decimal number 1. 130 moved one place to the right?"

A student replied without thinking, "there will be lunch!" " "

7. possibility

I visited the weather station and saw many latest weather forecasting instruments.

After the visit, I asked the stationmaster, "You said there was a 75% chance of rain. How did you calculate it?"

Without much thought, the stationmaster replied, "That is to say, there are four people here, and three of them think it will rain."

8, left and right apart

The teacher asked a question: 8÷2=?

Then I asked everyone, "How much is 8 divided into two halves?"

Pippi replied: "It is equal to 0!"

The teacher said, "How come?"

Pippi explained: "Separate up and down!"

Ding Ding said: "No, it is equal to the ear!"

Teacher: "Oh?"

Tintin replied, "Let's separate the left and right!"

9. Go to study

A student threw a coin into the air: "Watch TV on my back and play games with my back. If the coin stands up, I will study."

10, on the question of time

In a math class, the teacher asked the students, "Who can ask a question about time?" As soon as the voice fell, a student raised his hand and stood up and asked, "Teacher, when is school over?"

Mathematical joke 2 1, unreasonable arithmetic

The arithmetic teacher said, "Here are 10 pears. I ate six, how many are left? " A greedy student replied, "I think we should eat the rest together."

2, rounding

Zaizai came back from school in high spirits and asked his mother, "Where's Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked. "Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math. "Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Only 45 points in math? Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it takes 4 points to give up math, and 5 points for math, so dad has to pay 50 points." "

Step 3 capitalize

A fashionable girl walked into the remittance office of the post office, filled out the money order and handed it to the clerk. When the clerk saw it, he returned the bill and said, "The figures should be capitalized." The girl cocked her head and said, "Capitalized? The grid is so small, how can I write big? "

4. There is nothing wrong.

Min Min: "How to write 7+3= 10, 7+3= 1?" Baby: "I just didn't write 0 at the end!" " Min Min: "That's wrong! "The baby said," 0 doesn't mean anything. "

5. Wu Zetian

In history class, the teacher asked, "Who knows who Wu Zetian is?" Student: "Wu Zetian is a mathematician. Five days later, she will be the great mathematician who invented rounding."

Step 6 wait for the bus

"Dad, the No.4 bus is coming!" "Fool, that's not No.4, it's No.31!" "The teacher said, 3+ 1=4!" The little boy said confidently.

7. That's the difference.

Teacher Fang asked Axi in math class, "What's the difference between one-half and one-eighth?" Asi didn't answer. Teacher Fang said, "Think about it. If you had to choose half an orange or eight sixteenth oranges, which one would you choose? " Axi: "I must have half." "Why?" "A lot of orange juice has been squeezed dry when the oranges are divided into one sixteenth, don't you think so, teacher?" 、

8. Small t 4-4

Teacher: "you have four coins, but there is a hole in your pants." How many are left? "

"A hole."

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