Mathematician cardano 1
Cardano, a great Italian mathematician in the Renaissance, is as encyclopedic as Leonardo da Vinci. He once wrote the first book on probability theory, which was about gambling games. The general solutions of cubic and quartic algebraic equations are published for the first time. He was the first to give a clinical description of typhoid fever; There are also two works: Exquisite of Things and Its Complement of Everything in the World. From the names of these two books, we can see how awesome they are. Ordinary scholars dare not name such books at all.
But cardano has another identity, an astrologer. Astrology was a well-deserved science at that time. At that time, there was a position of astrology professor in the university. Even the Pope has something to ask astrologers for good or ill luck.
As a famous astrologer at that time, cardano did a fatal thing in his later years.
The goods are calculated by astrology that they will die on September 2 1 576. As a result, that day, I found myself healthy and delicious.
What should I do? In order to save his reputation as an astrologer, he committed suicide.
The second place is Wuyi, the monarch of Shang Dynasty.
Wu Yi, the monarch of Shang Dynasty, did not believe in evil, saying that thunder was just a natural phenomenon. Indeed, even if he has a bad mouth, it is cruel to the people.
He often gets a puppet with "God" written on it and plays with it when he has nothing to do. He also made a blood bag, threw it into the sky and shot an arrow, claiming to "shoot God in the face".
One day, he went hunting in Weihe River, and a bolt from the blue killed him.
No.3 Qin Wuwang Condang
In 3 10 BC, Qin Huiwen died and Qin Wuwang acceded to the throne.
Qin Wuwang was born with divine power. From an early age, he was tall and strong, brave and belligerent, and liked to compare strength with others. Hercules Ren Bi, Wu Huo, Meng Ben and others are highly valued by him because of their great strength.
In 307 BC, when Qin Wuwang visited Luoyi, the capital of the Zhou Dynasty, he was in a good mood and wanted to compete with Wu Huo and Meng Ben for the title. As a result, the tripod was too heavy to hold, which caused his eyes to bleed and his tibia to fracture. That night, Conten died of excessive blood loss at the age of 23.
Fourth place: Su Shang Chen Zhiyuan.
During the Republic of China, Suzhou businessman Chen Zhiyuan was famous for being afraid of his wife.
One day, he wanted to be a hero and decided to scold his wife. He quarreled with his daughter-in-law with the question "Who will you save first when your mother and I fall into the water?". Finally, I was scolded by my daughter-in-law, and it is said that I was beaten black and blue by my daughter-in-law, and my heart was particularly wronged.
Chen Zhiyuan wept bitterly and decided to get back at his wife. His revenge is: running away from home, hiding a pair of sharp scissors in his sleeve, running to an empty place and cutting off his genitals.
Duke Jing of Jin and his eunuch
According to Zuo Zhuan, once a big fairy told Jin Jinggong that he would not live to eat new wheat this year. Later, I was depressed and my condition worsened, but I stubbornly lived to eat new wheat.
So he opened the dressing method, steamed a bowl of new wheat rice and called the wizard to the palace: "Did you see your grandfather's?" I ate new wheat! "Say that finish, he cut down the wizard.
However, before eating, Duke Jing of Jin felt that his stomach was like tumbling over the river and ran to the toilet to squat.
Squat, squat, slide, plop! Fell into the toilet and died.
The story is not over yet. One of the eunuchs under Duke Jing of Jin kept pretending to preach everywhere, dreaming that he was carrying Duke Jing to heaven. As a result, Gong Jing fell into the pit and died. Everyone said, well, you dream of lifting the king to the sky! Go and carry the king's body out of the toilet!
Then the eunuch became a martyr. ...
Liu Jing, the sixth son of Emperor Guangwu.
Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu has a son named Liu Jing. In the world of pretending, this product can only be described as tireless.
After Liu Xiu's death, Liu Jing's younger brother Liu Zhuang acceded to the throne. Pretending to be a big official, Liu Jing wrote a letter to one of his kings, asking for river crabs. Unfortunately, this king doesn't even want to be a prince. Obviously, he didn't want to make trouble, so he immediately showed the letter to the emperor. The emperor let him go because he had a fight with Liu Jing's brothers.
Since then, Liu Jing has started to use coercive solutions. After he was demoted, he asked the charlatan every day, "When will the world change dramatically?" The warlock panicked, so I'm a fortune teller. Give me a way out, will you? So, all this was known by the kind emperor, and Liu Jing was demoted again.
Later, when Liu Jing arrived at the fief, he found another fortune teller and asked him, I look like my late emperor. Can I send troops? This visit directly scares the urine, so tell the teacher quickly. Oh, no, sue that official. The emperor knew again, and continued to be soft-hearted, only driving away all the minions of Liu Jing.
Later, Liu Jing found another wizard ... You should have guessed the result, right? -How could the emperor not know? But he still wants Liu Jing to go.
However, Liu Jing herself felt that she had really gone too far, so-committed suicide!
No.7 Dr. Slotin, a famous Canadian nuclear scientist.
1964 may 2 1 day, which is a dark day in Canadian history. On this day, Dr. Slatin, a famous Canadian nuclear scientist, conducted experiments in the laboratory to study the critical mass and pairing of uranium (235), which was as dangerous as quarreling with his menstrual girlfriend. The experiment was conducted with two uranium hemispheres in the shape of brass. The experiment was supposed to separate the two hemispheres with a special gasket, but this guy used a screwdriver to make room for one hand to smoke. As a result, things were arranged in advance, and two pieces of uranium slipped together, so that the weight exceeded the critical mass and a chilling blue death flash was issued. This shows that this piece of uranium with a critical mass has started a chain reaction under the action of neutrons. If no action is taken at this time, the uranium hemisphere will become a small nuclear bomb, turning everyone in the laboratory into powder. What shall we do? It's too late to pick up the screwdriver on the ground and poke through two pieces of uranium. It's Mr. Liu, and Schrodinger didn't think much. He forced through the second pulse of Ren Du, and threw the upper hemisphere more than ten feet with his hand, which resolved all his fears.
As a result, however, Ya herself received a lethal dose of radiation, and Schrodinger vomited an old blood at that time and fainted. He has been in the hospital for two days, but he still has a braid.
No.8 Japanese general Izuka Kogoro
During World War II, Japan, as the country with the strongest military capability in Asia, also suffered many setbacks in China, among which Japanese gay generals died happily!
Osamu Tezuka, a middle-aged man with a full face of stubble, is recognized as a Japanese military god, and his popularity in off the charts is bursting. People nicknamed him "Osamu Tezuka"! After his death, he was chased as a major general of the army and also participated in the Wuhan battle.
This awesome army god sounds awesome, but he was reimbursed after he didn't live for a month in China. His death was caused by a helmet. As we all know, helmets are used to protect vital parts of the body, so why did this so-called "military god" hang up because of a helmet?
Let's start with the quality of Japanese helmets. Japan lacks resources, but has many soldiers. Therefore, the Japanese military factory had to produce so many helmets in order to work overtime or even cut corners. So the appearance looks like that, but it's actually quite thin and its defense is not high! Some helmets even have a small red sun symbolizing Japanese imperialism in the middle, so on a sunny day, this small red sun shines brightly by the sun, which is called a shining!
In the next battle of Lushan Mountain, Iizuka United confronted the elite troops of the National Army-160th Division. Then a fierce confrontation was launched. In the face of the elite troops of the national army, "the military gods seem to have no coup", and finally both sides suffered heavy casualties. Just then, a few Japanese journalists happened to come, trying to photograph the heroic spirit of this military god and bring it back to China for publicity. As a result, Mizuka was praised by reporters, so I chose a place with a better environment as the shooting point. I didn't expect this place to be within the investigation range of 160 Division!
In order to highlight the demeanor of the military god, the reporters took a helmet representing the glory of Japan and put it on the rice mound. On the sunny day of 1999, it slowly glowed, and the strong reflected light stung all the national troops at the opposite post! As a result, several soldiers watched Mizuka dance and pose in front of the camera, and the more they looked, the more distorted they became. Then the two brothers agreed that killing him was more pleasing to the eye.
So he decisively took out the captured March 8 big cover, aimed at shooting, pa, and the bullet flew over the black heart of Mizuka, killing him with one blow! Keep a stiff shape and slowly fall down. The young army god died young and went to see their god. Before he died, he didn't expect that it was several journalists who came to make a death warrant, and it was this cursed helmet that trapped himself.
No.9 Macedonian journalist Rado Taneski
Frodo Taneski is a journalist who reports crime news in Macedonia. He has been a journalist for more than 20 years, during which he reported many crime news.
From 2005 to 2008, there were three murders of women aged 50-60 in the Republic of Macedonia. All three victims were poor cleaners with little education. All three men were repeatedly beaten and sexually assaulted before being killed, and their bodies were put into plastic bags and dumped in the wilderness outside Chichevo. The modus operandi of the three cases is very similar to the characteristics of the victims, and it should be done by the same person.
The police didn't have a clue, but at this time, the police suddenly noticed that Taneski's reward for these three murders was different from other newspaper reports, and it was very detailed and true, so Taneski became famous and was called the most detective reporter in Malta.
The problem is that his report contains details that the police have not disclosed to the public. For example, he mentioned that all the victims were tied up by the murderer with telephone lines, and the bodies were also tied up with telephone lines. At this time, the police did not disclose this information to the public.
This detail caught the attention of the police. Taneski's DNA was deeply investigated and extracted, and compared with the DNA in the semen on the corpse. It was found that the DNA of the two was consistent, and it was determined that he was responsible for these three murders.
On June 22nd, 2008, the police formally arrested Taneski. On June 23rd, Taneski was found drowned in the bucket of his cell.
The serial killer was famous for his in-depth report on his own murder case, and was finally forced to fail. ...
10 "Water Margin" character Liu Er
If there are people who have been forced to die in history, I think there must be well-deserved. This man is Niu Er in Water Margin. When Yang Zhi was penniless, he planned to sell his ancestral treasure knife as a travel expense. I didn't expect Niu Er, a scoundrel, to make things difficult.
Niu Er asked him: What's so good about your broken knife? Can it be worth 3 thousand yuan?
Yang Zhi: My knife has three advantages. First of all, it can cut copper and iron, but the blade will not curl. ...
Niu Er ran to the shop under the bridge, took twenty coppers, piled them on the railing of the bridge, and said to Yang Zhi, You chop up the coppers with one knife, and I will give you three thousand crowns.
Yang Zhi: What's the matter? Say, roll up your sleeves, aim accurately, and split twenty copper coins in half with one knife.
Niu Er: Tell me, what is your second advantage?
Yang Zhi: Too much hair blowing. Blow a few hairs on the blade and it will be split in two at once.
Niu Er: I don't believe it. Then I pulled out the hair of passers-by and told Yang Zhi that you could blow it for me.
Yang Zhi took the hair and blew it hard on the blade. The hair really split in two and floated across the blade.
Niu Er asked again: What is your third benefit?
Yang Zhi: Killing people can't see blood, but there is no blood on the knife, because the knife is too fast.
Niu Er: I don't believe it. Let me see if you hacked someone.
Yang Zhi: Who dares to kill for no reason? If you don't believe me, you can find a dog to kill you.
Niu Er: You said killing people without seeing blood, not killing dogs.
Yang Zhi is impatient: if you don't want to buy it, pull it. Why do you insist?
Niu Er grabbed Yang Zhi: I want to buy your knife!
Yang Zhi broke free and pushed Niuer with a comfortable push.
Niu Er got up: Come on! Give me a knife! While trying to grab the knife from Yang Zhi, he punched and kicked Yang Zhi.
Yang Zhi was in a hurry, only to see a flash of cold light, and the thief fell under the sword of Yang Jiazu.
No. 1 1 Li Yuanba, hero of Sui and Tang Dynasties.
Speaking of feigning death, I only took Li Yuanba in The Legend of Heroes in Sui and Tang Dynasties, which can be described as a real act of feigning death by lightning, and it also gave a living example to future generations. Don't pretend.
The ancient book Shuo Tang once described it as follows: Suppose Li Yuanba, the king of Zhao, returned to Tongguan and his son-in-law Chai Shao came to meet him. They met and walked together. I see clouds everywhere, it's raining in Mao Mao, it's flashing with rainbow light and it's thundering. The thunder only fell on Yuan Ba's head, as if it had been shot down. Yuan Ba was furious and pointed the hammer at the sky and shouted, "Hey! How can you be so hateful, hanging on the young master's head! " Then he lifted the hammer into the air and looked up. The 400-pound hammer fell, smacked it right in Yuan Ba's face, rolled over and fell off his horse. Chai Shao was taken aback and came to help him. He saw a strange wind blowing sand and stones, dust flying, thunder and flames rolling around. Chai Shao and the soldiers fled to the eaves. Stop less, let the wind and rain stop. When I came out, I saw that most of Yuan Ba's gold helmets and armor were on the ground, and the two hammers and Ma Ying were gone. Chai Shao, in tears, tidied up the golden crown and shining armor, and sent the imperial edict and imperial ministers' letters to Chang 'an.
It can be seen that even if you are arrogant and contradict God, there will be no good fruit to eat.
This also confirms us: don't pretend to be forced, but pretend to be struck by lightning.