On April Fool's Day, people cheat and play tricks on each other in various ways. Often, at the end of the joke, they will reveal and declare the object of the joke. Fool? . The following is a complete set of brain teasers I have compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. As a result, the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why is this? A: Trucks walk on the same plane.

One night, a strong wind blew. At this time, there are 65,438+02 lighted candles on a table. First three were blown out by the wind, and then two were blown out by a gust of wind. Finally, how many candles are left on the table? Answer: 5, everything else is burnt out.

Once, Lao Li bought a dog and a basket of bones. When he was resting, he tied the dog to a tree on the side of the road with a 5-meter-long rope and put the bone 8 meters away from the dog. But after a while, he found that the bone had been taken away by the dog. Do you know why? Answer: Because the dog is at this end of the tree and the bone is at the other end of the tree, the distance between them is 8 meters.

A person who is not the hand of Shenmu Cang holds a wooden hunting box, and another person hangs a hat. Then he blindfolds the person holding the wooden box and tells him to go back 10 step, then turn left 10 step, and finally tells him to turn around and shoot at the hat. As a result, he smashed his hat with a wooden box. What's going on here? Answer: Another man hung his hat on the mouth of his wooden barn.

There are two chess players who played nine games on the same day and won the same number of times. There was no draw. What's going on here? A: Not all these nine chess games were played between them.

The teacher put five apples in the basket and prepared to give them to five children. Every child will get one, but there is still one in the basket. How to divide it? Answer: Five people divide one into four.

There are father, daughter and brother, and there are only six baked wheat cakes, but each person gets two. Why? Answer: There are only three: mother, son and uncle.

A circle with a diameter of 10 meter was drawn on the grass, and there was a cow in it. A stake is inserted in the center of the circle. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied? Answer: Yes, because it didn't say that the cow was tied by a stake.

A rich man's neighbors all have dogs. At night, the two dogs keep barking. Rich people who can't stand this kind of torture will pay1100,000 for moving, hoping that their neighbors will move out. It is true that two neighbors moved with their dogs, but at night, the rich can still hear the same barking. Why is this? Answer: Two neighbors exchange houses with each other.

What is the maximum number of 1, 2, 3? Answer: 3 is 2 1 power.

Mother told Daxiong to get up quickly and go to school, because he was going to be late! But Daxiong, who was beaten the day before yesterday, refused to go, saying only that he had? I can't help it! ? Why is this? Answer: Because Daxiong is a school teacher.

A hundred men can't lift an object, but a woman can lift it with one hand. What is this object? Answer: eggs

There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: Their twins themselves.

Why does everyone like to sit in front of the TV and watch TV? Answer: Because standing for a long time will make your feet sore.

Why does the egret warbler always sleep on one foot? Answer: if you shrink your feet, you will fall.

Xiao Li, who came home from work early, entered the bedroom and saw Xiao Liu and his wife sleeping in bed next door, but Xiao Li was not angry. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Liu is a woman.

The bus came, and a lady in a long skirt invested 4 yuan, and the driver let her on the bus. The second young lady wearing a miniskirt invested 2 yuan, and the driver let her get on the bus. The third wife didn't give money, but the driver let her get on the bus. Why? Answer: She uses a monthly ticket.

There is a ship that can only carry 50 people. There were 49 people on board. After a pregnant woman got on board, the ship sank into the sea. Why? A: This is a submarine.

If you overslept in the morning and found that the alarm clock didn't go off, what would you do? Answer: wake up the alarm clock!

What's the difference between electricity and lightning? Answer: one costs money and the other costs nothing.

Xiaoming and Xiao Wang play a coin toss game. Xiao Ming tossed a coin ten times, and it was all positive. Ask him what is the probability of yin and yang when he throws the eleventh time? Answer: 50%

What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? Answer: I know I'm not stupid.

Rose, who has just entered the first grade of kindergarten, has never studied mathematics, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why? Answer: Because he will only be one of the best.

It depends on the owner to beat the dog, but what to beat the tiger for? Answer: that depends on whether you have seed.

Dongdong's pigeon laid an egg at Mingming's house. Who should this egg belong to? Answer: pigeon's

What door will never close? Answer: goal

Xiaoming bought a shirt from 75 yuan on 100, and the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming only gave money to his boss, 80 yuan.

When I was eating an apple, I took a bite and saw a bug. It felt terrible. When I saw two bugs, I felt even more terrible. How many bugs make me feel the most terrible? Answer: half a worm

Who makes money by luck every day? Answer: qigong master

What is the place (place name) above Mkula? Answer: Baoding

Is there any way to open the Rubik's Cube in the shortest time? Answer: Use a hammer.

Fangfang lost her student ID card at the school gate. What should she do? Answer: Pick it up.

Why does an elephant only have one right ear? Answer: Every elephant has a right ear.

What is the strongest lock afraid of? Answer: key

I threw a stone with an egg, but the egg didn't break. Why? Answer: The stone has been thrown out, but the egg is still in your hand. Of course, eggs don't break.

What tickets are the most valuable and what tickets are the least valuable? Answer: stocks

Civil Aviation Administration, (to borrow an idiom)? Answer: There is an opportunity.

What is bitterness and what is Jude? A: Bitterness is a taste, and worry is a feeling.

What should I do? Why not turn a blind eye? Answer: shoot.

What do Eskimos eat? Answer: eat with your mouth.

There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: themselves.

What do farmers, workers, soldiers and scientists live on? Answer: Eat with your mouth, of course.

After Azhu got married, why would she rather sleep on the floor than sleep in a waterbed with her husband? Answer: She is seasick.

There was a death row prisoner who was not dead when he was executed by two wooden warehouses, but died when he was executed by the third wooden warehouse. Why? A: He is wearing Mikakura underwear.

When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in. Answer: the toilet

Is there anything in the world that carries people at a speed close to XX km/h without refueling or other fuels? Answer: Earth.

Can a blue pen write scarlet letters? Answer: Write one? Red? Of course you can use words.

A new hospital has been opened in this city, with advanced equipment and thoughtful service. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? Answer: Veterinary hospital

There is a kind of cloth that is very long, wide and beautiful, but no one can make clothes out of it. Why? Answer: Waterfalls.

The clock struck thirteen. What should I do now? Answer: It's time to fix it.

A male dog suddenly died in the desert. Why? Answer: I can't find a telephone pole or a big tree.

I became a mother before I gave birth to a child, adopted a child or adopted a mother, and I didn't claim an adopted son or daughter. Excuse me, who's calling? Answer: the bride

What's more serious than "the leakage of spring"? Answer: gas leakage

Qunfangpu (a foodie)? Answer: Hua Juan

A fleeting moment, a sigh? Answer: Really?

The policeman's son never called the policeman his father. Why? Answer: This policeman is a woman.

There is a place where bad guys are taught, but no police dare to take action to sweep it. What is this place? Answer: detention center

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming.

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? Answer: sink into the river

What comes often, but never really comes? Answer: Tomorrow.

What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? Answer: Angle.

Two people decided to have a bicycle race to see whose bike runs fast. The competition was held in a flat and spacious stadium. But when the game started, none of them wanted to take the lead. On the contrary, they ride very slowly. As we all know, none of them will give in to each other, and there is no external interference. In short, everything is fine. Why on earth? Answer: They exchanged bicycles.

There is one thing you can only take with your left hand, but not with your right. What is this? Answer: right hand

Which country has the largest population in the world? Answer: United Nations

Why can we watch TV with candles on when the power goes out? Answer: I can't watch TV programs, but I can watch TV.

5 is greater than 0, 0 is greater than 2, and 2 is greater than 5. Do you know what is going on? Answer: Is this a game? Scissors, rocks, cloth? Game, the fist is 0, the scissors shape is 2, and the open hand is 5.

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