Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? [Answer] Alcohol Why does a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? [Answer] If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? [Answer] Heaven occupies a position. The farmer has raised 65,438+00 cows. Why is there only 19 angle? [Answer] Because a fat rhinoceros girl is ill, what are you most afraid of when others come to visit her? [Answer] Take care of yourself. Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest? Answer: Jasmine Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine. Question: What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Reason: Parallel lines don't intersect (banana) Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser reason: Eraser question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand. Question: What is the pencil's surname? Answer: Xiao Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) a pencil. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn). Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea). Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 reasons for working hard: 1 (1) Don't do 2 (2) Never stop. Question: How to make the sparrow quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence). Question: Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao Reason: Speak of the devil. Question: Who is the mother of rice? Answer: peanut question: what is white plus white? Answer: equal to the white rabbit. Reason: Xiao Bai Er asked: 30-50 which number is worse than the bear's shit! Answer: 40 reasons: Facts speak louder than words. Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out? Answer: Wang Leehom Reason: Question: What should I do if I come out again? Answer: Han Hong's reason: He also teases funny idiots-what's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? Answer: It's been a year since I saw your new dog, and I'm still very excited and funny. -Bobo man accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, and Bobo slapped him upside down, but spit out 10 yuan. What should Bobo do at this moment? Answer: Keep feeding him a dollar. Funny brain teasers-which number is the most diligent? Which number is laziest? Answer: Don't stop doing interesting brain teasers-a bear without a tail is a tail bear, and a bear without a penis is a bear. Answer: The mother bear has a funny brain teaser-what keeps cutting? Answer: Waterfall is a funny brain teaser-September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10? Answer: Confucius had a funny brain teaser at the full moon-the wolf is coming (guess)? Answer: carambola (sheep escape) is a funny brain teaser-what would the world be like if Jiang Gong (Chiang Kai-shek) were still alive? Answer: One more person ...-Funny brain teaser-There are carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice. Answer: Politeness (Bingbing has a funny brain teaser similar to carp). Answer: Because it is frozen tofu, it is a funny brain teaser-an ant actually climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo. Is it possible? Answer: Funny brain teaser on the map-a bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? Answer: Because there is no funny brain teaser in his car-there is one place where he can get in and out. What is this place? Answer: The tomb is very funny. Brainstorm-Chicken and Goose Run 100 meter. Chickens run faster than geese. Why did you arrive at the terminal later? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction. Funny brain teaser-a ball and an iron ball fell from a tall building. Who landed first? Answer: Iron ball is a funny brain teaser-the bell rings in the east, but there is no one in the classroom. What happened? Answer: It's physical education class's funny brain teaser-why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand? Answer: The car is a taxi. This is an interesting brain teaser-who will be busy with work all day? Answer: The ballet dancer has an interesting brain teaser-Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why? Answer: From one to two, funny brain teasers-what did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: It's funny to think quickly when you take the other foot-who keeps eating, but never gets enough. Answer: air jokes and brain teasers-is there any way to make eyebrows grow under your eyes? Answer: Handstand funny brain teaser-what is the thing that makes everyone forget before going to bed? Answer: Close your eyes and have a funny brain tonic-some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat with funny eyes and a spinning brain? There is an old man who lives on 12 floor. Why never take the elevator? Answer: Because he lives on the first floor, he has a funny brain teaser-what animal did you hit but shed your own blood? Answer: Mosquitoes have a funny brain trick-what can be added or subtracted? Answer: Funny age, brain teaser-Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class. Why did he fall to the third place this time? Answer: Because their scores are higher than his funny brain teasers-what kind of mountains and seas can move the answer: A sea of people is crowded with funny brain teasers-what kind of books do normal people not read? Answer: A blind book has no tongue. Answer: The teapot has a funny mouth and a brain teaser. What kind of official can't give orders, but still smiles at others? Answer: Xin Langguan has a funny brain teaser-a policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why? Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly and have a funny brain teaser-Xiaoming eats gum every day and others say he has bad breath. Why? A: He swears every day. Funny brain teaser-Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because he is standing on the tree and jumping, there is hair above and hair below, so there will be a hair-to-hair at night. -What's the hardest thing in the eyes? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. A diamond is a thing that can be long or short. Westerners are longer, while orientals are shorter. -Name: Open the hot bed, touch the leg, break the leg, and stick it on the eyes (daily use). Answer: My stomach is next to yours, and your stomach is next to mine. My stomach is half-round. The answer is: I am above you and you are there. -Fishing Two women are naked and ten men are around their waists. (guess daily necessities)-chopsticks are facing. When going in and out, it's all handspring, and water flows out at the waist. They were so busy that they were sweating all over. (Guess a laborer) Grind a soft one and a hard one. Both of them are tired and full of energy, sewing for strength. -Hit something. -seesaw

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