Mom asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. Mom said: I can have this. I said: this is really not!
When I was a child, I was silly and thought that naked marriage meant getting married without clothes, so I was full of imagination about the future.
4. don't worry. Mo Yan was furious. What should we do? The answer is actually simple: don't worry. ...
5. My life state can be roughly divided into
Four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much and spending too much.
6. I confess to the male god: Maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful, gentler and better than me, but definitely not as good as me.
7. When your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize the fact that you look better than the photo.
Dear God, if you can't make me thin, then make all my friends fat.
9. I used to be a headmaster. I'm just curious about the world of scum. I went in to have a look, and then I got lost. 10. Experts say, don't stare at your mobile phone for more than two hours, because it will run out of power. 1 1. If you are ugly, you should read more books. It is because I firmly believe this sentence that I finally finished my university doctorate.
12. I am a simple-minded person, and I just want to marry a rich man who is terminally ill.
The second generation leads a dull life.
13. Money is not the most important thing in the world, but love is; Fortunately, I love money.
14. Do you know how many blind dates I have had with my sister? Basically, I can connect to WIFI as soon as I enter the hotel.
15. I am really angry. Last night, I dreamed that I was trafficked to a mountain village as a daughter-in-law, and later I was driven out because I ate too much.
16. I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!
17. My mother caught me smoking and refused to admit it. Mother asked, "Then why do you smell of smoke?" "Body fragrance."
18. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.
19. Girls without boyfriends don't have to worry. Sooner or later, someone will say to you with a ring: Sorry, sorry, you are blocking my girlfriend.
20. You said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day.
2 1. There is a kind of people in the world who are either eating or looking for food.
22. Do you know what loneliness is?
50 yuan phone bill
I haven't used it up for six months, just let the monthly rent be deducted.
23. Edison went out to play with a couple and later invented the electric light bulb.
24. I really envy those people who have the body like a monkey but the appetite like a pig.
25. My girlfriend asked me, do you think you are handsome? I said I was not handsome, and she punched me and told you to lie.
26. Men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.
27. Some boys grow up to be like that bear. If they have no money, no savings, no house and no ideal, then don't fall in love. Why force yourself and embarrass others.
28. My period is like a wolf. When I leave, I always shout: I will definitely come back!
29. What do you want to see most when you are late for school? Anyway, I want to see other students who are late most.
30. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am in front of you, you are playing with your mobile phone.
3 1. I picked up a magic lamp, hoping that I could find someone before I died. As a result, I won eternal life.
I tell you, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.