Zaizai came back from school in high spirits and asked his mother, "Where's Dad?" Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, "Is Dad at home? What do you want with dad? " "I asked my father for fifty cents." "Why?" Mom asked.

"Before taking the math test, my dad told me,' If I get a score of 100, I'll get 1 yuan, and 80 will be given to 8 cents.' Today, I got 45 points in math. "Aberdeen replied. My mother was surprised and asked, "What! Only 45 points in math? Zaizai proudly said, "Yes, it takes 4 points to give up math, and 5 points for math, so dad has to pay 50 points." "

Step 2 sleep in class

In math class, Xiao Ming slept on his desk, but the math teacher didn't notice and was still lecturing. After class, Xiao Ming woke up and asked the math class representative at the same table: How long did I sleep?

The representative of the math class said: You slept for a class, about 2400 seconds, 40 minutes, two-thirds hours, one-third of a day, one-thousandth of a month, one-twelfth of a year, and one-thousandth of a century!

Extended data:

1, the structure of the joke

Almost all jokes contain two components:

The first is the beginning of the joke (for example, one day, bread and meat buns had an argument ...).

The second is the punchline, which is the key to an unexpected or completely opposite plot or reality and the most important part of a joke, and whether this punchline can make the audience feel funny will be the key to the success of this joke.

2. Three elements of a joke

Superiority? Give people a sense of superiority.

Eliminate tension? Need to eliminate the tension caused by anxiety.

Stupid content? Its content is surprisingly stupid.