[Input: cosmos | Date: February 2007-1013: 40: 04 | Author: master sparerib | Source: | accessed 554 times]

Space 1 (rib master)

Original Editor's Note: The original text was read by the love physicist ribs leader at the first international conference on love physics. This paper is a pioneering research on the physics of love. The sparerib irrigation association led by the sparerib leader participated in this work, and its main academic leader was not only the sparerib leader, but also his wife Paisao. ...

A brief history of love physics

Chop master and sister-in-law

( 1)

The great Bohr quantitatively described the unpredictability of Goyle's thought. He pointed out that a girl's mind is a step, not a continuous one. The discrete steps of these ideas are called quantum states. Which state it is in must be described by statistics. Yun Yun.

Bohr pointed out this physical essence and did a lot of phenomenological research. He found that this psychological complex phenomenon of gal is actually a common phenomenon in nature and has a micro mechanism. For example, he found that the spectrum of hydrogen atoms can be explained by the same set of quantization rules. In the end, Bohr won the Nobel Prize.

Bohr's work greatly offended Einstein, a great authority on girl psychology. Einstein's achievement in girls' psychology is to point out the hypocrisy of girls' psychology-oh, it's relativity.

At the beginning of this century, when he was a worker in a small patent office, he believed that he had considered such a question-why are lesbians so devoted to love that they try their best to die? And why do lesbians make the decision to abandon their old love once they fall in love, as if nothing had happened? He concluded that there must be profound theoretical reasons behind this. After he gave birth to a child in 1905, he was suddenly enlightened and published a landmark paper in the history of non-science: special relativity.

There are only two basic principles in this special theory of relativity (hereinafter referred to as SPR):

1, all women of the same age have the same psychology;

2. The temptation, degree and speed of love to all women of the same age are the same. And does not depend on the source of love;

Similarly, in the end, he found that the relativity principle of girls' psychology was dark and universal, which immediately solved the difficulty of electromagnetism and found many other new uses. Unfortunately, because of the Nazi's trouble, he was not as lucky as Bohr and didn't win the Nobel Prize for it. Not convinced, he continued his research. Later, he found that, in fact, the relativistic condition of 1 can be changed to:

3. All women have the same psychology;

This is general relativity. This theory has once again proved to be an equally correct description of the universe. Today's cosmology is based on this. Because of his great contribution, he later won the Nobel Prize, which was awarded in the name of a small job.

The success of quantum mechanics and relativity shows that the mystery of the universe is the mystery of women. Therefore, to learn physics, you can find another way, just mix with MM. In this way, we can get the laws of physics, and at the same time avoid the dullness of traditional physics research methods. Why not?

So, why does Bohr's quantum irrationality provoke the relativistic irrationality of old love? This is actually caused by their different childhood experiences, different moral concepts and different happiness levels in the future. Einstein, who had a rough childhood, was called an idiot by his teachers. When he was a college student at Suli Temple, his undergraduate teacher called Zuiwan, who was also a Nobel Prize winner, said that the old love was over. After graduation, my teacher didn't give me any recommendation letters, so I had to work as a worker in the patent office. Fortunately, in this way, he had the opportunity to learn non-Neo-Confucianism and finally solved the physics problem. It's a pity that he is very conservative in his life-he wants girls to be seen through in his heart so that he can study them better. As a man, I will be more confident. He can't imagine how unpredictable and chaotic a girl's inner world is in essence. ...

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A brief introduction to the main history and conclusions of quantum mechanics irrationalism

However, regardless of the philosophical views of the grandfathers of these two theories, the practice of human beings in the past hundred years shows that they have correctly described two different aspects of the law of girls' love:

Quantum irrationalism: I am worried that the small temper is unpredictable and the general direction can be grasped;

Relativity: girls' psychological laws are essentially the same, no matter how different their growth environment, education level and external performance are.

In the first lecture of this class, we will talk about the psychological phenomenon of quantum irrational women.

After the great thinker Bohr discovered the great success of female psychological discontinuity, a serious physicist Xu Dingge was moved. He thinks there is something deeper and more basic behind Bohr's discovery. He can't help asking: even if you know that a girl's psychology is a discontinuous step, how can you judge a girl's psychological state at a specific moment and in a specific environment? When will she be happy? When will you be angry again?

Under the questioning of Xu Dingge, many experimental irrationalists gathered a large number of women of the same age and environment to conduct experiments in groups. The experimental results are surprising:

1, the mental state of women in the same group is different, and there is a probability distribution;

2. This probability distribution varies with age and environment;

With these data, Xu Dingge began to consider the possibility of the following research:

Is there any way to study the evolution of women's mental state over time in a specific environment?

(3)

After extremely difficult, tortuous and genius thinking, Xu Dingge boiled his hair and finally wrote an equation:

O[x，t； P]Y(x，t； P)=0 ( 1)

This equation is the famous Schrodinger equation. These include:

O[x，t； P] represents a partial differential operator that depends on the environmental influence p; X represents the mental state of women; T is time; Y(x, t) represents the probability that women affected by the environment are in mental state X at time t! P represents the environment, such as whether her teacher is good or not, whether her friend is a bad person, how is her appearance, whether her parents are there, whether she experienced the Cultural Revolution as a child, whether she was poisoned by tetracycline and so on.

Hehe ... Is it complicated? It's terrible, isn't it? Convinced, right

From now on, you only need to tell me the initial psychological state distribution of the girls in the same group. According to Xu Equation, I can calculate the psychological state distribution of the girls in this group at any time in the future!

(4)

The last section talked about the Schrodinger equation:

O[x，t； P]Y(x，t； P)=0

In fact, the X inside is just a sign of many states that mm may have. All other states can be calculated. This section focuses on mm's "energy" and explains "Cinderella and Prince Charming Phenomenon" by the way.

What is the energy of mm? Simply put, it is mm's mentality. The higher the energy, the happier it means. Low indicates a bad mood. So it is very important to understand this theory-if you go to mm, you can prescribe the right medicine, and you don't have to go to the dreamer page to complain: Why did she refuse to ask her out to the movies? Wait a minute.

In an extramarital affair, Xu Dingge was greatly inspired: he found that the solution of his equation, time and space can be separated. And the space part is determined by another operator Oe:

OE[x； p，E]Y(x； p，E)=0 (2)

E in this equation is the mm mood index. For a specific emotion e, Equation (2) is called the steady-state Schrodinger equation.

Prince charming problem.

The first research that Xu Dingge did was the problem of Prince Charming.

The ideal prince charming, in the hearts of girls, is high above and out of reach. In the case of abstract mathematical ideal, assuming that any girl has absolutely no hope of marrying Prince Charming, then this becomes a problem commonly known as "infinite potential well", which shows that the girl is deeply in despair. In this case, what are the characteristics of the solution of equation (2)?

Xu found that a necessary condition for satisfying any solution of (2) is that emotional indicators are separated and discontinuous:

{E 1，E2，…，En，…} (3)

E 1O 1

O2 measurement, such as "successful marriage", you don't know if people regard you as a friend. This is why many families with arranged marriages eventually disintegrated, because they didn't make friends in the end;

In modern society, free love is O1->; Oxygen.

For example, O 1 success, you have gf; But you don't know if people were thinking about marrying you in the future-that's why some people have been in love for 7 or 8 years, and gf still wants to marry someone else.

What a dilemma. Although we are not satisfied with the result. But this is the result of theory and describes the nature of women, so we have to accept it. Don't feel too bad when you encounter a blow in the future-just think that this is an unreasonable law, not your fault, and don't blame yourself and feel inferior, hehe ... ...

(7) The wife in Coulomb field

The previous conclusion is of course very beneficial to the bare people. However, the basic unit of society is actually the family. Family stability is closely related to social stability. The problem of family stability is mainly the stability of husband and wife relationship. So this section is devoted to the relationship between husband and wife.

The attraction of a husband to his wife was measured by a lover named Cullen a hundred years ago. Now it is called Coulomb's Law:

F=(z*qh)*qw/r2

Among them, qh is the natural temperament charm of her husband. However, the fatigue of life has affected this kind of ghost power. Z is this influence, and Z belongs to the range of [0, 1]. Z= 1 indicates that all innate ghost forces are emitted; Z=0 means that this person has been crushed by life and has no ghost power. We regard the mutation of z as z->; Z-n is called beta decay-this is very common. Some men were in high spirits yesterday and will die today, which is beta decay.

Qw is a woman's ghost power value. Because women enjoy and appreciate life, there is no beta decay for them.

In our problem, because men are heavier, women are just a bird living in the shadow of her husband's ghost power. Husband's ghost power drops too much, and the bird flies away. Mathematically, we irrationalists say that this is the wife problem in Coulomb field.

The general situation of wife's movement in Coulomb field has been mentioned before. In this section, we will solve the Schrodinger equation in detail and see what more detailed conclusions will be drawn. After particularly complicated mathematical and physical operations, the old lover came to the following theoretical conclusions:

All psychological indicators of a wife in Coulomb field can be determined by a Dirac (a famous British lover in this century) vector:

|n，l，m & gt

Where n is called the principal quantum number, which represents the mainstream emotion E(n) of the wife. The conclusion is that the wife is as depressed and unhappy as the girl under the condition of Prince Charming! This seemingly shocking conclusion is actually correct. Think about it, comrades. Why does your wife often give you inexplicable anger? Why does your wife often cry at the wall for unknown reasons? Why does she often read Qiong Yao's novels? The other day, an idiot victim said that his wife was crazy about Da Vinci, and he was very upset.

Behind all this is the natural conclusion of our wife theory in Coulomb field. In fact, it's easy to understand when you think about it-you think that if she marries you, there will be no chance to be with others. Physically, this means that all other men are out of reach-the former toad is now equivalent to a prince charming. This is why the wife's main sentiment index in Coulomb field is so similar to the little girl under the condition of Prince Charming.

But unlike girls, as wives, their psychological structure is more complicated and detailed, so there are two other quantum numbers to be determined. Among them, the quantum number L represents the degree to which she is willing to stay at home and work hard, which is called the foot power index in non-psychology. If l is small, it means that your wife is lazy; L is very big, which shows that she is diligent. But one of the great findings of this job is that L has an upper bound-which means you can't expect to find an endless hard-working wife! For a given emotional quantum number n, the wife's diligent quantum number is the following possible values:

0， 1，2，…，n- 1

So the trend is that she is unhappy, that is, she is not diligent; She is very happy (n is very big), but she is not necessarily diligent, but of course she may be diligent. Specifically, is it diligent? When is it diligent? So women are really strange animals.

It's not over yet. Please note that we also have a quantum number m. What is this M? It is called the "thorn" quantum number in irrationalism, which can explain the universal phenomenon that wives are inexplicably popular. The bigger this M is, the more your wife will stab you, and the easier it is for you to be bullied and wronged. Fortunately, this spinous quantum number has an upper limit, otherwise everyone will not live. Its law is that for a given foot momentum index l, m can take values:

-l，-(l- 1)，-(l-2)，……，0， 1，2，…，l

***2l+ 1 possible states. The negative sign represents the state of "negative stabbing", which in turn makes you bully her-this may be related to masochism in mental illness; A plus sign means she wants to bully you, which is sadistic. And as you can see, the greater the momentum, the higher the wife's "thorn" quantum number-this is easy to understand: whoever does so much housework will not have a good temper. If the foot momentum is small, our formula shows that she usually won't stab you. This is very instructive-if you want to avoid being stabbed, grab the housework!

(8)-Temptation leads to the wife's phase change.

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In the study of family problems in the last section, we saw the complex and fine structure of female psychology. In the case of monogamy, under a certain emotional quantum number n, a woman may still have a diligent quantum number L in n, and in a certain diligent state, she may still lose her temper at 2l+ 1. This kind of temper tantrum may be bullying you or you may bully him. Therefore, in a given mood, women still have n2 subtle psychological states, which we call:

Good psychological structure of housewives.

But in any case, we men with excellent quality can eat no matter how hard and endure no matter how much anger, as long as she is happy, thank God. Therefore, for a man who is excellent but not meticulous, the quantum number n of the main mood is the most important. However, the mood of loving your wife, like the weather in Chicago, changes all the time without warning, which makes a good gay man as anxious as a ribs. Fortunately, sparerib is one of the epitomizers in the direction of irrationalism, and has made some achievements in this respect recently. Here are some theoretical achievements to liberate the male compatriots under the white terror. Buy me a drink in the future and you will be happy.

The theoretical framework is as follows:

In any case, a woman will not change her mood for no reason. There must be external influence; We call a woman's emotional operator H and external influence H 1. Since we often mistakenly think that there is no reason for our wife's emotional changes, it shows that H 1 is very small compared with H. In fact, H reflects her husband's ghost power, and H 1 is an external temptation. So there are the following three natural conclusions:

1、h 1 & lt； & gth: I will definitely break up with you. Don't dream of staying here.

I have to mention that there is a perverted lover named Breha who has studied such a kind of women-for them, men all over the world are the same. This kind of women's movement is studied by solving Schrodinger equation: they will randomly and temporarily form a tight bond with a man; It just drifted away at random, and so on. Later, he applied this idea to metals and found that there, the nucleus is a man and the electron is a woman. Men in metal are regularly arranged in three-dimensional space, waiting for women who walk randomly. It's really pigs and rabbits. Unhappy Ha found that in the extremely passive state of the metal man, the metal woman showed complete freedom of movement, which was called the unhappy Hubble. Unhappy Ha won the Nobel Prize for this. Men in our real society must exert their subjective initiative and never be metal men.

In the next section, I will only solve the equation for the case 1 to see what my wife's emotional activities are like when the external temptation is weak. In this way, everyone can prescribe the right medicine and recuperate your upset wife.

Pork ribs have no rational supplement-Newton's mistake of no rational supplement

Newtonian Neo-Confucianism, founded 300 years ago, had great revolutionary significance, but unfortunately there were many mistakes in it. Unfortunately, all beings regard him as a classic, insist on death and guide themselves in love. Here we should directly point out his mistakes and harm and make some contributions to the public.

Newton's first law says:

* If no one puts pressure on girls, girls will wait there.

This is all wet! Because modern mm will chase ggdre in turn. Maybe it's not you. So you should take the initiative to get something. I don't know how many heroes have suffered this big loss.

Newton's second law says:

* If ggdre puts more pressure on a certain mm, she will become faster.

This is also wrong. Historical experience shows that if a large number of ggdre chase a mm at the same time, she is usually spoiled and forms an ultra-stable structure, which no one can catch up with. Therefore, we must discuss and allocate the following battle plan when chasing MM.

Newton's third law says:

* If you like a mm, she must also like you.

Newton was really crazy to have such a stupid idea. I won't elaborate here.

Newton's other contribution is the formula of universal gravitation, which correctly describes the intensity of interaction between men and women. But he didn't distinguish between sexes in the formula, and the same formula can also be used for male-male or female-female interaction. This shows that he is tolerant of homosexuality.

Later, Coulomb put forward the correct formula to make up for this defect.

There will be an exam recently. You can write about relativity, irrationality and chaos in your spare time.