One week before the exam-
"Classmates, the final exam is coming, be serious! Can't relax as before! " The English teacher said on the platform, "It will come next week, and it will help you sound the alarm!" " "
"I see-"the following students replied lazily.
"A little spirit! Do it again! " The English teacher looked at us.
"I know! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "wow! Look at that heartbreaking cry! It's really creepy The English teacher nodded with satisfaction and walked out of the classroom with an English book.
"ah! Finally liberated! " When the English teacher walked out of the classroom, the students in the class cheered with joy. But,,,,, but suddenly the English teacher came to the podium again and knocked on the table with a red pen and said, "Attention! Attention! What's the mess like in the class when the teacher walks away for a short time? Go back to your seat and don't go out to play! " When the students saw the cat like a mouse, they all returned to their seats and began to read.
After school, the math teacher handed out a paper: "Today's homework is to finish this paper @!"
"ah? So much? " The students began to cry wolf.
"Is there much homework? Then there will be more homework next semester. Don't you want to die? " The math teacher patted the platform.
"yes! Brothers, do your homework and die! " Bing shouted at the top of his lungs.
The math teacher was dumbfounded by him, too, and walked up to Li Bing with a Mona Lisa smile: "Li Bing, do you want me to write some papers to see if you die?"
Seeing that the situation was not good, Li Bing changed his mind and said, "Well, thank you, Miss Wang! No need. "
"Ha ha ha ha ha,,,,," After a few seconds of silence, the whole class burst into laughter like a flash flood.
Three days before the exam-
"Classmates, next week is coming, and the final exam is coming. Review at home on weekends! " Chinese, math and English teachers all say this when they arrive at the class.
"I see-"the students said slowly.
On the day of the exam-
The exam is coming, and all the students are nervous and start cramming. Look at him, staring at the notebook closely, I can't wait to eat it. Look at her, with her cheeks in her hands, reading a book there. What about me? He covered his head with a book and watched every move of his classmates.
During the examination-
"Ding Ling Ling-"As the exam bell rang, the students picked up swords (pens) and began to fight bravely (do the questions)! "sasha vujacic-"The classroom is full of the voice of writing.
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After the exam-
"Hey, let me ask you, what are the answers to the third big question and the second small question?" "It's 98." "No, it's not,,,,," the students began to answer. Not only that, there is a more unique-Jin Yuting copied all the answers on paper.
When the results are announced—
"Everything is ready! Chinese scores will be announced soon! " Hearing this sentence, my heart jumped into my throat and thought: If I don't do well in the exam, won't I be finished? "Wang, Chinese 96." Yes, I'm over 95, and I don't know math yet.
As soon as the Chinese teacher finished his report, the math teacher came. "This exam, there is a question about judgment. Many people are wrong! Is the volume of a rectangle as big as the volume? " "Wrong!" The students answered in unison. "Now the voice is quite neat, but how did you make so many mistakes in the exam? Now listen to the results! Qin Wei, 98 years old. Wang, 99. King! This is the wrong question! How can this question be wrong? " Hearing this, the students turned to me and shouted, "What a pity, Wang!" " Although the result is the first in the class, there are still some regrets.
In the evening, the English teacher sent a short message. But I only said the highest score was 98.5, but I didn't say the result. I'm in a hurry, let my mother send a text message. Soon, the results came, and I got 98.5 points.
Yes!
Look, this is before and after the exam in my class.