2. Happy sadness.
I don't want to win or lose, I'm just serious.
4. "Always young, always in tears." I hope you can read this sentence again when you are trying to give up something you know is right.
5. What is pear shape? Hmm? Why are you looking at me? My old Luo is a standard barrel figure!
6, everyone is out to mix, it is not easy!
7, in the face of bleak life, in the face of dripping blood, live by welding!
India started worse than us, but now India's software industry has reached the top of the world.
I think I finally believe in science because of some accidental factors. One of the reasons why I am not serious is that I am an impatient person. I'm fed up with ghosts who always refuse to show up generously. I am very angry.
10, when you use piracy because you are poor, you should at least know that you are wrong, which shows that you can still be saved.
1 1. Ah, it's time for bed. Have two cups of coffee.
12, children fight more than develop.
13, I compare my character with them!
14. Sometimes, I feel a little nauseous.
15, I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but in her opinion it was a mouthful of saliva.
16, convinced many old teachers after arriving in New Oriental.
17, pay attention, Lao Luo has never had a younger brother!
18, I hope those China people who like to teach young people the truth of "shooting birds in the head with guns" and feel mature, will one day understand the fact that some birds come into this world to do what they should do, not to avoid guns.
19. If 50% of the people in China are gay, the population problem will be solved.
20. My grandmother was born in Guangxu, so don't marry a fart.
2 1, a great person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.
22. Only a person with cleanliness can turn the protection of equality and justice into his own instinct.
23. I hope that in the future, people who abandon me will always believe that their choices are correct.
24. Politics is to create contradictions without them and then solve them. In fact, it is to create hatred. There is a question in the math textbook of Pakistani primary schools: 7 Israeli prisoners of war were captured, 5 were killed, how many are left? There is no hope for a nation that instills hatred in mathematics.
25. kiss a person's ass to a limited extent.
26. When a student asks Lao Yu a question, Lao Yu will tell him a story about his own struggle, so that all the students are moved and forget the question just now.
27. There are times in life when you step on shit.
28. I have only met Lao Yu and the Guangdong madman who recited the dictionary.
29. At this moment, I quickly took out my notebook and wrote down my will.
30. If a coal boss is despised for driving a Mercedes-Benz, according to his wisdom, he will only go back for a Rolls-Royce.
3 1, you can't do this, or they will think you are very lively.
32. A truly strong and healthy person will not lose confidence in human nature even if he is betrayed by his friends, misunderstood by his relatives and abandoned by his relatives.
33. It has always been one of my few bad hobbies to add points to my personality strength.
34. CCTV's Spring Festival Gala is not for normal people. But parents have to watch. Son can't go home. Take vitamin B6 (used by pregnant women to prevent vomiting) first, and then sit in front of the TV.
35. why It's simple, because you are a water turtle and have never seen the world.
36. The intense life needs no explanation.
37. Where's Lao Luo? -I don't know. Don't ask. It's gone.
38. If you are not good at math, you can still be British Prime Minister (Churchill). If not, you can also be a writer in Taiwan Province Province (Li Ao). You can also go to England to write poems (Xu just came into contact). Of course, all of the above require a visa. That won't do. You can be a writer in China (Qian Zhongshu). I can be a teacher for the last time (Luo Yonghao). If you can't even teach, you can still be the principal.
39. I don't know when puberty suddenly came, and some beautiful female classmates became charming in my eyes overnight. I used to have a boiling passion for such nonsense as "brothers are like brothers, women are like clothes", but what "spring breeze comes, dead of night" suddenly feels that it is nothing to lack hands and feet or even arms and legs.
40, this problem, Ni Ping must be involved in this problem.
4 1. When we were young, we stuck to what we thought was right. There are always some elders who remind you out of kindness and tell you that this society is not what you think. If you want to be what you want, you must be what you want. Have you heard that many times? I heard this all the time when I was growing up. I never listen. When I was young, I always insisted on what I thought was right.
42. I don't do 1000 push-ups a day. It's fucking hard!
I really envy you for meeting such a good teacher!
44. Before the Japanese militarists invaded China, he brought those simple rural teenagers to the army and brainwashed him with militaristic education, which was a brutal process.
45. What are pesticides for? Is to help insects do eugenics. Better and better pesticides make bugs look like little Tai Sen. Encountering a bad pesticide is like raining in Mao Mao, or better yet, taking a bath. Besides, these bugs are not idle when they take a shower. They sang while washing: "We are pests, we are pests!" " "
46. The dream of not being laughed at is not worth realizing.
47. A real macho man dares to look directly at a bleak life.
48. For three years, I have developed!
49. The intense life needs no explanation.
50, there is no contradiction in politics, creating contradictions; Then solve the contradiction. In fact, it is to create hatred. There is a question in the math textbook of Palestinian primary schools: 7 Israeli prisoners of war were captured, 5 were killed, how many are left? There is no hope for a nation that instills hatred in mathematics.
5 1. Ancient poets went to brothels to fall in love.
52. This problem was unclear in New Oriental for many years, until you, Mr. Luo, joined New Oriental. Old teachers all told me: Lao Luo, you are really awesome! I quickly said, don't say that, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants!
53. Under the leadership of a madman, all the people in China are crazy. Politics is much more terrible than war.
54. The eyes are bloodshot, the veins on the forehead are exposed, and hair appears on the feet.
55. A real macho man dares to face a bleak life. Another characteristic of macho men is that they hide when they cry.
56. Another characteristic of macho men is that they hide when they cry.