In Chinese class, Mr. Jiang always makes us try our best to remember the pronunciations and glyphs of new words. This is Lu Changxin, who will show his talents. For example, write the word "gurgling" in multiple strokes, pretending to be heartbroken and saying, "Three children were playing by the water, but unfortunately they drowned and floated on three bodies." The teacher asked again, "How do you remember the word' scold'?" Lu Changxin sang happily: "In that distant place, there is a loving couple riding a white horse." The students cheered.
In another Chinese class, the teacher made us understand the difference between "request" and "begging". Lu Changxin volunteered to run to the podium and perform seriously. He asked the teacher to be his mother, and he said to his "mother" very gracefully, "Mom, please give me ten dollars." "Mom" said, "Want to buy drinks again? Don't give "! He plopped down on his knees, pretended to cry, and drawled, "Have pity on me, then give me a dollar, please, dear mother!" " After the performance, thunderous applause rang out in the classroom.
Lu Changxin often brings an active atmosphere to our Chinese class. He is a veritable "pistachio" in our class, and we all like him.
Pistachio nuts Huang Rongxuan
Huang rongxuan
There is a pistachio in our class, and he is Huang Rongxuan.
Some of him have shiny black hair on his head, thick eyebrows under his forehead, watery eyes and a small mouth under his high nose.
Why do students call him pistachio? Let me tell you something!
Once we had a handicraft class, Mr. Wang let us play freely and knead plasticine. Some students hold handbags, people, rockets and the like. Huang Rongxuan, a pistachio, pinched a pair of glasses and put them on his face. The students leaned forward and backward with a smile. He was happy to see the students. He squeezed out another bottle of coke and drank it with a swish. The students all laughed. Some of them laughed their stomachs off.
Another time, it was Huang Rongxuan's turn to throw sandbags in the school physical education exam. He threw it hard and saw the sandbag disappear at once. The eldest brother on the second floor said loudly, "Who threw the sandbags? How to throw it on the second floor, almost hit me! " Huang Rongxuan patted the pistachio on his forehead. It turned out that he pushed himself too hard and the sandbag was left behind. Onlookers laughed their heads off.
Ah! Huang Rongxuan of our class has brought us so many happy things. Is he a "pistachio" in our class?
2. The composition on pistachio in our class (from junior high school or senior high school) was published for the first time. I hope you can give me more advice and don't back down. (* _ _ *) Hee hee ...
The "pistachio" in our class
Speaking of the "pistachio" in our class, his anecdotes really made everyone laugh, but he always ignored these scandals and always put on a heroic look. I really admire his old face, which can't be broken or laughed. Now let me introduce Shao. This man's surname is Wu, his first name and he calls himself. He has a long white fat body and a big mouth that can talk back. From his mouth, I can always hear the vivid figures of Liu Bei, Ma Chao and other three countries. Cao Cao. . . Coupled with his exaggerated physical performance, it seems to have brought everyone into the Three Kingdoms period and witnessed the tragic war. He reads widely, and he often hears some famous sayings from the ancients that he changed himself. It is a villain who deceives a gentleman. . . .
He often holds this pen in his mouth and is inseparable between classes. He also bit the lid of an innocent pen. Everyone asked him what it smelled like. After he perfunctory this question, he solemnly told us his "correct understanding" of pen biting: pen biting 1 can promote chewing and develop brain thinking. . . . Everyone shook their heads and left helplessly, but Wu Ye was still shaking his head, learning the way the ancients wrote poems, standing on a stool and expressing his "high opinion". Soon after his hair was released, he happily uncovered his clothes to reveal his three layers of "fat" and shouted: "Come and watch authentic belly dance" while patting. This call made the girls blush, and the boys burst into laughter, while our teacher Wu kept his face straight and still acted as if nothing had happened, which is why I admire his old face.
I remember a military training, when Wu Ye was taking a bath, he forgot to bring a change of clothes. When I came back, I had to wrap my whole body in a bath towel, only one head was exposed, which looked like an ancient Egyptian mummy from a distance (it seemed a little too much (* _ *) hee hee ...), but on the way back, Wu Ye accidentally exposed * * *, and everyone made fun of him and said, "Wu Ye, you! But our Wu Ye still put on a cold look that a dead mouse can't touch and said, "You ordinary people don't know anything. My streamlined figure with my white PP is simply the natural beauty on earth (he is actually very fat and sweaty). Wu Ye touched us with this kind of golden words and made us like him, and he became a happy fruit in our class.
Another Friday, our Wu Ye invited some classmates to visit a classmate's house. Wu Ye was about to leave after school in the evening. Arriving at the door, he found that a classmate on duty didn't clean up, and his eyes were lowered at the door. He went up to ask, it turned out that she was going to cram school. No one wants to help her when she is on duty. She was very depressed. After asking about the situation, Wu Ye abused him with his immortal tongue. This tone is really a bit heroic and domineering.
Wu Ye's anecdote can make everyone laugh, but he surprised us when he helped his classmates. This is our Wu Ye.
3. Pistachio composition in our class Pistachio composition in our class, he has a pair of small eyes, which will narrow into a crack when he laughs, and there are still a few wrinkles in his eyes, probably because he laughs all day! He has magical power, that is, a happy megaphone, which affects his laughing nerves all the time.
Yes, he is the happy fruit of our class-Cao Junkai. During my five years of school life with him, I found that he always smiled.
Every time after class, as soon as the teacher left, he rushed to the podium like an arrow, knocked on the table with his pointer and shouted, "Quiet!" " What a good leader! We all know that Cao Junkai is going to tell jokes again, and we are all ready to laugh. He began: "four hens laid an egg, which was not laid by W, nor by W, nor by W?" We all kept silent on purpose. This is what he solemnly said: "Yes, it is wǒ (I)!" Just after the joke was finished, 54 students, including Cao Junkai, burst into laughter and shouted, "Ouch! Ouch ... "The teacher came back somehow, and the students' laughter came to an abrupt end. He was the only one laughing on the podium, and even the teacher felt puzzled.
He also likes to laugh in class. In that class, we are learning the text "The Last Posture". The students looked solemn, and he was the only one who giggled inexplicably. The students all looked puzzled and felt very strange: why didn't others laugh, but he was the only one smiling? The teacher came to him quietly, and he was still immersed in the atmosphere of laughter, unaware of it.
The teacher took Cao Junkai's book in his hand with lightning speed and showed it to the whole class. The students suddenly realized that he was watching Wulongyuan. No wonder it is so funny.
The teacher read the joke he was reading and everyone burst into laughter. Even the teachers are devoted to their own image. And Cao Junkai laughed even harder and rolled directly to the ground.
Cao Junkai is really a famous pistachio in our class! He brought a lot of happiness to everyone with his unique laughter gene.
4. The pistachio composition in our class is 400 words. Wow. "A loud cry broke the peace of dawn. My birth added a lot of joy to the quiet ward.
When I was two years old, my father taught me how to count. Father raised his index finger and told me it was "1". I'm smart and I learn quickly. My father then raised his index finger and middle finger and was about to teach me "2". I cocked my head and blinked and said, "This is my dad smoking!" Mom and dad burst into laughter, and I giggled inexplicably.
One more thing, it will definitely make you laugh until your stomach hurts.
one
One night, my father came back from a colleague's wedding banquet and gave me a generation of wedding candy. My father taught me to add and subtract with candy. He poured the candy on the table and let me count it. I told him it was eight o'clock. My dad asked me, "You give my dad three."
Sweetheart, how much do you have left? "I obediently put three sweets into my mother's hand. I told my father that there were five more. My father then asked, "if you give my mother five more, how many do you have?" "I put the sugar in my mother's hand one by one.
When I counted the last one, I quickly grabbed the candy from my mother and cried loudly, "No, no, I won't have any."
Another time, on a summer night, there were guests at home, mom.
Because I am noisy, let me go to sleep, but I can't sleep at all. My mother said, "I can't sleep. I just watch cartoons for a while and then I can fall asleep." After a while, I shouted again: "Mom, I" ...
I still can't sleep. "My mother came over and took a look, laughing my head off, and guess what? I watch TV with one eye open and sleep with my hand over the other!
When I was a child, I was really a real pistachio!
"Wow." A loud cry broke the silence of dawn. My birth added a lot of joy to the quiet ward.
When I was two years old, my father taught me how to count. Father raised his index finger and told me it was "1". I'm smart and I learn quickly. My father then raised his index finger and middle finger and was about to teach me "2". I cocked my head and blinked and said, "This is my dad smoking!" Mom and dad burst into laughter, and I giggled inexplicably.
One more thing, it will definitely make you laugh until your stomach hurts.
one
One night, my father came back from a colleague's wedding banquet and gave me a generation of wedding candy. My father taught me to add and subtract with candy. He poured the candy on the table and let me count it. I told him it was eight o'clock. My dad asked me, "You give my dad three."
Sweetheart, how much do you have left? "I obediently put three sweets into my mother's hand. I told my father that there were five more. My father then asked, "if you give my mother five more, how many do you have?" "I put the sugar in my mother's hand one by one.
When I counted the last one, I quickly grabbed the candy from my mother and cried loudly, "No, no, I won't have any."
Another time, on a summer night, there were guests at home, mom.
Because I am noisy, let me go to sleep, but I can't sleep at all. My mother said, "I can't sleep. I just watch cartoons for a while and then I can fall asleep." After a while, I shouted again: "Mom, I" ...
I still can't sleep. "My mother came over and took a look, laughing my head off, and guess what? I watch TV with one eye open and sleep with my hand over the other!
When I was a child, I was really a real pistachio!
5. The pistachio composition in our class is 400 words. Wow. "A loud cry broke the peace of dawn. My birth added a lot of joy to the quiet ward.
When I was two years old, my father taught me how to count. Father raised his index finger and told me it was "1". I'm smart and I learn quickly. My father then raised his index finger and middle finger and was about to teach me "2". I cocked my head and blinked and said, "This is my dad smoking!" Mom and dad burst into laughter, and I giggled inexplicably.
One more thing, it will definitely make you laugh until your stomach hurts.
one
One night, my father came back from a colleague's wedding banquet and gave me a generation of wedding candy. My father taught me to add and subtract with candy. He poured the candy on the table and let me count it. I told him it was eight o'clock. My dad asked me, "You give my dad three."
Sweetheart, how much do you have left? "I obediently put three sweets into my mother's hand. I told my father that there were five more. My father then asked, "if you give my mother five more, how many do you have?" "I put the sugar in my mother's hand one by one.
When I counted the last one, I quickly grabbed the candy from my mother and cried loudly, "No, no, I won't have any."
Another time, on a summer night, there were guests at home, mom.
Because I am noisy, let me go to sleep, but I can't sleep at all. My mother said, "I can't sleep. I just watch cartoons for a while and then I can fall asleep." After a while, I shouted again: "Mom, I" ...
I still can't sleep. "My mother came over and took a look, laughing my head off, and guess what? I watch TV with one eye open and sleep with my hand over the other!
When I was a child, I was really a real pistachio!
"Wow." A loud cry broke the silence of dawn. My birth added a lot of joy to the quiet ward.
When I was two years old, my father taught me how to count. Father raised his index finger and told me it was "1". I'm smart and I learn quickly. My father then raised his index finger and middle finger and was about to teach me "2". I cocked my head and blinked and said, "This is my dad smoking!" Mom and dad burst into laughter, and I giggled inexplicably.
One more thing, it will definitely make you laugh until your stomach hurts.
one
One night, my father came back from a colleague's wedding banquet and gave me a generation of wedding candy. My father taught me to add and subtract with candy. He poured the candy on the table and let me count it. I told him it was eight o'clock. My dad asked me, "You give my dad three."
Sweetheart, how much do you have left? "I obediently put three sweets into my mother's hand. I told my father that there were five more. My father then asked, "if you give my mother five more, how many do you have?" "I put the sugar in my mother's hand one by one.
When I counted the last one, I quickly grabbed the candy from my mother and cried loudly, "No, no, I won't have any."
Another time, on a summer night, there were guests at home, mom.
Because I am noisy, let me go to sleep, but I can't sleep at all. My mother said, "I can't sleep. I just watch cartoons for a while and then I can fall asleep." After a while, I shouted again: "Mom, I" ...
I still can't sleep. "My mother came over and took a look, laughing my head off, and guess what? I watch TV with one eye open and sleep with my hand over the other!
When I was a child, I was really a real pistachio!
6. The pistachio in our class is Xu Le's composition "Ahahahaha ……". As soon as I entered the classroom, I heard a strange laugh. I looked inside and it was him, the "pistachio" of our class.
He is short, but he is strange. Look carefully, those big eyes are still shining with sly light.
He loves to be naughty and always plays a lot of jokes in class. I remember that in English class, the students were doing their homework carefully. Look at him again. How can he be so clever? Look! He took a ruler, 7A68696416FE58685E5AEB9313331303539 was knocking on someone's desk, and then he laughed like a madman.
The teacher came over slowly, touched his forehead with his hand, pretended to be puzzled and said, "Strange, there is no fever. Are you out of your mind? " As a result, it is conceivable that the whole class burst into laughter and the roof was almost opened. And he was cheeky, and he laughed over there.
After this incident, the students gave him a nickname-pistachio. Students often say, "Where there are pistachios, there is laughter."
Indeed, I remember that day, a classmate had an upset stomach and then threw up all over the floor. When all the students frowned and avoided, he pointed to the pile of vomit and pretended to be surprised and said, "Ah! I still ate noodles in the morning, which is really delicious. "
As soon as this statement came out, the students burst into laughter again, and so did the classmate who vomited. I think this pistachio is still a good medicine. One word can cure other people's diseases.
Although this "pistachio" is quaint, I think he is a "red light student". Let me tell you! His math scores are among the best in his class. When he does well in the exam, he will also say, "Look, everyone! I won the first prize today. If you don't mind, I'll treat you to Zhuangyuanhong later. "
After listening to your words, the laughter of the students in the audience was thunderous and deafening. Some laughed and said, "This happiness is really not modest at all!" Having said that, it's time for me to reveal the true face of this "pistachio" for everyone.
He is my front desk-Qiu, a famous classmate in our class.
7. My "pistachio" teacher's composition My pistachio teacher is our math teacher. He is a handsome young teacher. He is not only rich in teaching methods, but also kind to students, and everyone likes him.
He often brings us happiness and makes our laughter more brilliant. I remember once in a serious math class, Ma Xiaotiao, a student in our class, told the teacher, "The prince's name is always Ma Xiaotiao and Ma Xiaotiao. The teacher said," Oh, your highness, do you want me to find you a Snow White or a sleeping beauty? Be careful that I become a "witch" and throw you out later.
As soon as the voice fell, the teacher said as if he had discovered a new continent: Wu, would you like to play with beans and cook a pot of red bean porridge for our class during the serious class? After that, the students couldn't help laughing. Some students laughed their heads off in the competition.
In this way, we were driven thousands of miles away and did the math problem again in high spirits. Not only that, I'll tell you about the laughter brought by the "pistachio" teacher in class. Once, in his math class, the teacher found Chen Kequan making trouble and said, "Chen Hong, I can see your name every time I do my math homework. I didn't expect to be a famous old man! I didn't listen carefully in class and didn't write my homework neatly. I ate my stick first and went to the office to get a reward after class.
Twenty math problems are waiting for you. A word made us laugh again.
Some students took the opportunity to clean up their "homework" and bury themselves in math problems because they were afraid of receiving rewards. The math teacher is an expert at telling jokes, so our classmates nicknamed him "pistachio". With this pistachio, the math teacher made me feel that math was no longer boring and improved our interest in learning math.
8. I am a "pistachio" composition. I am a pistachio. My name is Zhu. I am eight years old today. I study in Class One (1) of Jinyun Shuinan Primary School. I am very happy all day. Everyone calls me "pistachio".
I am smart, have a wide range of interests, and especially like reading extracurricular books. Every day when I come home from school and finish the homework assigned by the teacher, I find out the extracurricular books and read them carefully. The interesting stories in the book often attract me and make me fondle admiringly.
I like writing. After reading extracurricular books every day, I will write a few words. The teacher often praises my good writing and reads it to everyone in class. I'm so happy! I also like reciting texts. I can recite some long texts skillfully. I am also very happy when my mother praises me.
I like to make "pistachios" to bring more happiness to everyone.
9. Pistachio composition in our class 100 words. Tell a joke after class "Composition: Pistachio nuts in our class" and "Pistachio nuts in our class"
Speaking of this person, you may be strange, but it's all too familiar to me.
The new semester has begun, and the monitor is responsible for putting away the composition of the whole class. All the other students handed it in, leaving Li Youwen unfinished. The monitor was about to ask him for a composition when he disappeared. The monitor shouted, "Li Youwen, Li Youwen, hand in your composition." At this time, I don't know where a sentence came from: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not online, please broadcast it later!" " "Everyone burst into laughter at once. When we came to our senses, the monitor had found him out. The monitor asked seriously, "Do you know that the composition is due?" Li Youwen said unhurriedly, "Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, just knowing." Everyone burst into laughter. The monitor admitted defeat. Li Youwen took out his composition from his schoolbag and said humorously, "Come and sit sometime!" " "The monitor made a face at him and walked away.
Once, our class organized a spring outing. In the car, the monitor suggested playing idioms solitaire's game, and everyone agreed with one voice. The monitor said "national security" first. Hearing this, Li Youwen racked his brains and couldn't figure it out. Finally, he blurted out, "I got home safely." Everyone burst into laughter.
Li Youwen is the "pistachio" of our class. If he doesn't come to class, our class won't smile all day.
On one occasion, Li Youwen was ill. There is no laughter in our class. After school, several of our classmates chipped in a few dollars, bought some apples and went to the hospital to visit him. When he came to the hospital, Li Youwen saw a smile on our faces. We put the apples on the bedside table. When Li Youwen saw it, he pretended to be serious and said, "It's all my fault. I didn't eat an apple every day." The students looked at him suspiciously. He said, "Didn't the advertisement say? An apple a day keeps the doctor away. " The students suddenly realized that they all burst into laughter.
This is the "pistachio" in our class, a lively and cheerful person. Without him, there would be no laughter. The excellent "second-grade composition" of "pistachio in our class" was collected by the composition network, and was submitted from the Internet and members. For reference and study only. Please indicate the source for reprinting.
10. The pistachios in our class have a good beginning and end. If you ask me who I hate the most, I will tell you without thinking-* * I hated him when I was in kindergarten, and I still hate him until now. Of course, I have good reasons. When we play together, he always curses. I can't describe those ugly languages. Oh, that's uncivilized! Also, I remember when I was a freshman, I was playing the slide. He caught up with me as soon as I got up. When I wasn't looking, he gave me a hard push and I fell down with a snort. Fortunately, my hand landed first. If ... I dare not think. It's bright, but it's dark! What I remember most is the day shortly after the beginning of the sixth grade. I went to the store to buy an eraser and met # # on the way. When I put the rubber in my schoolbag, I found that the water in the water cup in the schoolbag was spilled and all the books were wet. So I quickly put down my schoolbag and took out the books one by one. We just took the books out of our schoolbag when * * came. After he saw our mess, where did the sun come from today? He used to hate his guts, be merciful and have a bodhisattva heart. I finally cleaned it up, only to find that the bicycle key was gone. I am in a hurry. Where is it? I was in the car. How did I fly away so quickly? I remember sweating profusely. At this moment, Xiaohong found a key in the tree, which is my car key. Took the key, * * smiled and turned to run. Oh, this sly smile made me understand. Since then, I have never cared about this "grandma wolf". I hate * *, and I don't know when he will get better and stop playing such pranks! Hey.