Funny and provocative love words, occasionally talking about love words between young couples, can not only enhance each other's feelings, but also add a little fun to ordinary life, make their lives better, and remember together when they are old. Here are some funny and provocative love words for everyone.

Funny and provocative love words 1 1, you just like me when you receive this message, you secretly love me when you delete it, you just want to marry me when you reply to the message, and you will marry me if you don't agree. If it is modified, it will be mine, and if it is saved, it will be my life!

2, kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you is nothing, just because I love you.

You want me to count the stars with you and give you a romantic mood. What if there are no stars? I'm tortured to death by you, and I see stars!

4. In Me Before You, my heart is like a small river, flowing smoothly; After meeting you, it's like the sea of Wang Yang, full of light and rough waves!

5. Is it accidental to really meet? Do you know the dignity and preciousness of friendship after breaking up? It's really hard to love and be loved! It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, hard to forget when we fall in love, and it's too late to regret it later!

6. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

7. The day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness!

8. Honey, your legs must be sore, right? Because you've been running around in my head all day!

9. If you shed tears, my face will always be wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries!

10. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now.

1 1, the sea does not dry up, the stone does not rot, my love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them.

12, if you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be an idle bug and chew you!

13, I didn't know what luck was until I met you. Hug you and understand what is fiery warmth. I didn't know what the sweetest thing in the world was until I kissed you. With you, I have no complaints in this life!

14, sometimes I wish I were the sacred flame at the summit of Mount Everest, igniting your frozen heart for thousands of years; Sometimes I wish I were a flame in the forest, burying your body deep in the soil; What did you say?/Sorry?

15, there is a touch that can make people cry, an excitement that can make people scream, and a touch that can make people tender. Just for you and me!

16, it's good to have someone who misses me, like being hugged by the moonlight! You live quietly in my soul castle! We have each other to rely on!

17, suffering for the person you love is a kind of happiness, but only a few people in the world can enjoy this happiness.

18, you are positive. I'm a negative number, we're both rational numbers, and that's a natural couple.

19, without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am empty!

20. Happiness is short-lived. It will fly away with its wings. I hope you remember that I, a stupid woman, once loved you!

2 1, honey, your legs must be very sour! Because you've been running around in my head all day!

22. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

23. If you were the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field beside you. The snow is like a quilt, so I will sleep next to you.

24. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day.

25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

26. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life!

27. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

29, you are crazy, I am stupid, lingering to toothless!

30. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition.

3 1, a red line leads the fate, two of a kind leads the love, cares about the fake asking you out, makes enemies on all sides, and all kinds of people make you happy, eager to marry you, love you for a lifetime, and get married perfectly. Marry me and you will be the only one for me.

32, meet you, this life is predestined friends; Fall in love with you, willingly; Without you, it would be dark; Without you, I will die!

Go west, cross the terminator line, cross the Japanese line, and go back to the day when I first met you.

34, with full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it!

I looked at the stars at night and found something unusual. There is a rare lucky light around your sign. What happened? I calculated and calculated, wow! So I'm in love with you!

Funny and provocative love words 2 1, I like you, I love you, it's none of your business.

2, stop thinking, forever, not for a moment.

I can't beat you every time I quarrel with you, but I love you.

4. The leaves are yellow. I will wait for you under the tree.

I hope you are the last person I see before I go to bed.

6, sweet music, only for you to interpret.

7. I have never seen the starry sky since I saw your eyes.

8. What if you don't love me? I love you enough.

9. Hold your hand tightly, which is my life's support.

10, the sky is falling, I want to take my son back.

1 1, little brother, I love you and I miss you every day.

12, I am handsome by you, and you are responsible.

13, I copied the love letter, but it is true that I like you.

14, I'm worried about you. You must take care of yourself for me.

15, whether a girl has connotation depends on her walking posture.

I love you to death.

17, I am a wild horse, but I want to be a cat in your arms.

18, love you is not negotiable, love you will never change!

19, even if you give me arsenic, I will drink it with a smile.

20. I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.

2 1, sooner or later, not with Sauvignon Blanc, grow old together.

22. I miss you, which has nothing to do with day and night.

23. How can I deceive myself? I can't hide how much I miss you.

24. You are the cutest when you see a car full of pigs.

25. As soon as you appeared, you defeated all my negative emotions!

26. Knowing you, I know the wonder of fate.

27. Castle Peak is not as long as your eyebrows, and water is not as clear as your eyes.

28. It was you who put pen to paper in Qian Shan, and it was you who looked at the beauty of the stars.

I work hard for your happiness.

Do you have a map? I seem lost in your eyes.

3 1, the day is morning and evening, and the Qing is morning and evening.

32. Sijun, I'm afraid this side is weathered.

No matter how strong the wind is, it can't blow away your position in my heart.

34. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

I want to hold your hand and go to the universe together.

36. If the feelings are not equal, I am willing to love more people.

37. You are the only woman I want to protect in this world.

38. Hold you in the palm of your hand and take good care of your life!

39. You filled my life with love and tears.

40. Who is holding my hand and accompanying me crazy?

4 1, I lost my soul, as if I were running towards you.

There is no room for anyone in my heart except you.

43. When you are born, you will come back and die like Sauvignon Blanc.

44. I will always give in to gentleness, and you are gentleness itself.

If only I knew how to abandon you.

Funny and provocative love words 3 1 You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village,

I will wait for you in the next village.

My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill.

3. Today is a three-good man, so hungry, so sleepy, so I miss you.

4. Report: I still like you today.

All I can think about is you, but what can I do? I can't.

Throw away your brain.

6, you are the most lovely, touched my conscience, and my conscience said so.

7. I won't leave you, just like doing a math problem and saying no.

It's really not.

8. I have nothing special, but I like your special time.

9. Laziness is a kind of inertia. I don't want to get up when I'm lying down, and I don't want to get up when I'm asleep.

I don't want to wake up and miss you and I don't want to stop.

10, don't teach me all your life. If I can, I will visit you in two nursing homes.