Beauty sits in the green tent, peony is in the smoke cage.

One day, Su Xiaomei was ill and his brother Su Dongpo was decocting medicine for her. Monk Fo Yin happened to visit Su Dongpo. Dongpo was very happy to see his old friend visiting, so he had tea and chatted with Fo Yin, but forgot to give medicine to his little sister who was ill in bed on time. Su Xiaomei see brother didn't send medicine, then read out a pair of couplets in bed:

Wash monks by the clear water pool and soak gourds in the waves;

It is really disrespectful to use "gourd" as a metaphor for a monk's "bald head". Su Dongpo knew little sister's temper and that she was angry again, so he hurried to send her medicine. Fo Yin was even more miserable. He got both "scolding" and "bottom allied", but it was rare to reason for a while. Suddenly, he looked up and saw Su Dongpo carrying a medicine bowl, lifting the green gauze account, and was about to give Su Xiaomei medicine. He suddenly touched the inspiration and immediately said to Yue:

Beauty sits in the green tent, peony is in the smoke cage.

Su Xiaomei smiled and drank all the medicine in one breath.

On one occasion, Su Xiaomei went to Beijing to visit his brother Su Dongpo. When brother and sister meet, they can't talk, so they talk by candlelight. Su Dongpo remembered that someone once said that Su Xiaomei was brilliant and a heroine among women, so he said to Su Xiaomei, "Everyone says you are brilliant and brilliant. If you can correct my pair in one night, I admire you very much. " Su Xiaomei smiled and said, "What kind of couple want a night? Come on. " Su Dongpo said: "This son is normal-

Narcissus holds the Hosta, and the sound before the wind is slow;

Please establish contact with it. "

Su Xiaomei listened to the right, secretly cheered, suffering from a moment can't think of the next right. At this time, in the moonlight, a maid brought the table and prepared to pour them wine. Su Xiaomei a brainwave, then down the couplet way:

Yu Meiren, wearing a Hong Xiuxie, attracts Bu Bujiao under the moon.

Su Dongpo was amazed when he heard his sister's bottom line. Because this couplet contains six names: Water Fairy, Hosta, Slow Voice, Yu Meiren, Hong Xiuxie and Bu Bujiao, and it is endowed with concrete images, rich imagination and fascinating through personification.

People used to be monks, and people can become Buddhas;

A woman is humble as a maid, and a woman can be called a slave.

Su Dongpo and monk Fo Yin are good friends. They often talk about the past, discuss the present and play chess together. Su Xiaomei often heard his brother praise Fo Yin for his erudition and quick thinking. Although he doesn't say it on the surface, he can't accept it in his heart. He is always looking for opportunities to spite Fo Yin.

One day, Su Xiaomei was away on business and happened to meet a monk from Fo Yin visiting Su Dongpo at the door. Fo Yin confidently asked, "Are other disciples at home?" Su Xiaomei turned a deaf ear to Fo Yin's question, but asked Fo Yin to make a pair first:

People used to be monks, and people can become Buddhas;

This couplet is a clever spelling couplet, in which "Monk" is the spelling of "Man Zeng" and "Buddha" is the conjunction of "Fu Man", which implies disrespect. Fo Yin saw little sister a face of satisfied expression, I deliberately sarcasm, and then blurted out:

A woman is humble as a maid, and a woman can be called a slave.