2。 People are like rational points on the number axis. They can be close to each other, but there is always a gap between you.
3。 People are not lonely, just like there are infinite rational points on the number axis, you can find your other half in any small neighborhood. But people are lonely, just like after marking the unreasonable points of the whole axis, no one can see them.
4。 The relationship between man and fate is like the relationship between F(x)=x and g (x) = x 2. At first you thought that fate was your infinitesimal quantity. As you get older, you find that all your efforts can't keep up with fate. At this time, if you don't walk with humility, you will end your life.
5。 The existence theorem of zero point tells us that even if you stand on the opposite side of it, as long as your hearts are continuous, you can find your equilibrium point.
6。 Life is a series, and ideal is the value you are eager to converge on. Don't care too much, because we have to realize that finite life can't describe infinite series, and convergence is just a dream. It is better to be down-to-earth and manage every day well.
7。 The finite covering theorem tells us that if something can be achieved, it can be achieved with limited time and energy. As for those things that you can't do, just let them go.
8。 Painful memories can shrink, but they can't die. The last point in the interval set is insignificant in the whole interval, but it must exist and be unforgettable.
9。 How many ideals and promises have we ever had, which have been tested by asking for advice several times, and have been unrecognizable or even gone? Is there an oath called f (x) = e x?
10。 Happiness is integrable, and limited discontinuity does not affect its accumulation. So, be optimistic about life ~
1 inequality law:
3 Liang+1 Liang > 2 Liang +2 Liang > 4 Liang
2 attenuation index law:
After the renovation of the canteen, the new semester started, and the quality and quantity of meals doubled.
3 multifunctional law:
The canteen not only has the function of ordinary canteen, but also has many functions, such as canteen, video hall, study room, challenging students in a bad mood and so on.
4 Lamian Noodles's law of stretch multiple:
Every master Lamian Noodles's visit to Lamian Noodles in Lamian Noodles is always the same, and it is difficult to change his habits. (Take No.6 canteen as an example, Lamian Noodles always pulls the pot seven times: the average length of Lamian Noodles is 0.5m *2 to the 7th power = 64m).
5 law of free soup:
Because according to the irregular movement of molecules, theoretically, if red beans are cooked in a jar of water, it is no longer a jar of water, but a free soup that can cool off the heat.
6 supplementary method:
The degree of the chef's fatness and the number of dishes he ordered you are complementary, and so are the quality and quantity of the dishes he ordered you (for example, giving you a lot of beef, it must be chewy, giving you a lot of dishes, it must be raw, giving you a lot of dishes, it will be difficult to swallow).
7 uniqueness rule:
If the chef in the canteen gives you enough food in quality and quantity, and you are not very pp, then it must be the inspector of the canteen meal.
8 random law:
Whether it is economic fast food, soup pot or special cooking, wires, hair, flies, stones, centipedes or other things may appear randomly, and the randomness rate is unpredictable.
9 random law inference:
We only infer some characteristics of canteen chefs from the random sundries in food: most chefs often lose their hair, wash dishes with wire, and like specimens of insects and leaves very much.
10 law of relativity:
If you think spoons, chopsticks or tableware are not clean, please close your eyes and say to yourself, "This is infrared sterilization!" " "That's clean.