Our heart is a circle,

Because its eccentricity is always zero.

What I think of you is a circular decimal,

Over and over again, stubborn.

We are parabola, you are the focus, I am the directrix,

I miss you as much as you miss me.

A zero vector can have many directions, but only one length.

Just like me, I can have many friends, but there is only one you, which deserves my protection.

Life can be sweet or bitter, but it won't be boring without you.

Just like the denominator, it can be positive or negative, but it can't be meaningless and its value is zero.

With you, my world is infinite,

Because there is no real number to express, I love you deeply.

I feel like an exponential function based on the natural logarithm e,

No matter how much wind and rain, true feelings remain the same.

No matter what random variables are in front of us, no matter how big the variance is in the future, I believe that after the trough, will the peak be far behind?

Your life is my field, and your thoughts are my corresponding laws.

Your smile must be a necessary and sufficient condition for my existence here.

If your heart is the X axis, then I am a sine function, rotating, receiving and releasing around you.

If my heart is the X axis, then you are a parabola with an upward opening and a negative δ, which will always be in my heart.

The surprises and hopes I bring you every day,

Just like every element in an infinite set, although inexhaustible, it is different.

If one day we are on both sides of the earth, so far away,

Then I must follow the great circle through the center of the earth to your side, even if I am climbing.

If one day we are separated in a straight line,

Then I must cross the barrier of time and space, draw a common vertical line and run to you, and I don't want to stay for a moment.

But if one day, unfortunately, we are thrown to the two ends of the number axis by God, the positive and negative are infinite, and life and death are broken.

It doesn't matter, as long as the countdown is required, we will be together forever.

How mysterious and wonderful the lover is,

Just like mathematics, it can be so popular, but it is so profound.

Only by mastering the rules of real questions and the examination outline,

In order to knock on the ivory tower and welcome the lover's arms!

1 I fell in love with you at first sight and had no heart at all. I have to take care of you for three generations, because I secretly went to your website four times. Your charming facial features always make me lose my mind, and my heart is so anxious that I can't calm down. If my perfect score is 10, then your score must be more than 1 1, at least. Otherwise, your score must be 14. Plus your cleverness, it is more than 15, and 16 is definitely too little, so I gave you a score of 17.

I will be 18 this year, and I will be 19 in a few days, that is, I am less than 20 years old, and I will have to pay about 220 thousand tuition this year. In fact, my IQ is 23 times that of Forrest Gump, but I have been sleeping.

I guess you are under 25 years old this year. I don't care if you are 26. 27 is still a good match for me. 28 are older than me 10 years old. A 29-year-old woman is said to be the most beautiful. I will think about it. I should not be so weak. I will start to feel queasy. I would rather sleep alone. How dare you lie to me. My mother is only 35 years old.

I will always remember that 4 1 day ago, I wrote 42 vows to love her, and there were 43 things I wanted to do forever, but I only got 44CC of true tears, plus 45 sleepless nights. To be honest, I made 46 useless words. In fact, you should start with 47 sentences, but you saw the 48 th sentence, and it was strange to write only 49 sentences, so here we are.

I want to say I miss you in sentence 5 1, and I want to say I love you in sentence 52, but I haven't thought of sentence 53 yet, so I skip sentence 54 directly to sentence 55. At this moment, I think of you 56 minutes ago. I wonder if you will think of me in 57 minutes?

I've been thinking about it for 58 minutes and 59 seconds, and I always find 60 thoughts of missing you, 665,438+0 reasons for loving you, 62 love words suitable for us, and 63 romantic encounters in movies. Although I also found your 64 small shortcomings, fortunately, I also found your 65 advantages, especially your waist is only 66 cm, which will make me addicted for 67 years. Anyway, we still have 70 years, and the trouble of this job has dragged me on for 765,438+0 months. There must be more than 72 admirers, because I am the 73rd, but I will set you as 74 years. Anyway, I am in 75 yuan every hour. Even if I want to chase you for 76 months, as long as you can spend the 77th Valentine's Day with me, I am willing to spend 780,000 yuan.

After reading 79 words of truth I wrote, I estimate that 80% of you will be my girlfriend, because you have found 8 1 fascinating places for me, and there are 82 places where you can't refuse me to hold your hand. Even if you have 83 excuses to escape, I will have 84 reasons to keep you. Ok, I'll raise my salary to 85, so please accompany me to 86, even if your wrinkles are 87 times higher than before.

We have already missed the year of the Republic of China in 1989, and there are only a few days left in 1990. 19 1, you have the cheek not to let me be by your side, telling you that I am attached to you in 92 words. I can't get the Polaris, which is 930,000 light years away, but I am willing to buy 94 Hu Jiaomao you love and watch 95 meteor showers with you. Maybe I can't live to be 96 and accompany you to 1997, but it's the same. Or this 100.