Our math teacher's excellent composition 1 our math teacher is called' no talent'
This semester, we changed a new math teacher, and we nicknamed him "Cai Wu".
The teacher's real name is Wu Caisong, but why do we name him Cai Wu? As the name implies, on the one hand, he is very talented, and' nothing' means infinite, that is to say, he has unlimited talent; On the other hand, everyone has seen the Water Margin written by China, one of the four classical novels. There is a very talented strategist named Wu Yong (useless), whose homonym is "no talent", so the teacher is regarded as "no talent".
Teachers who have no talent are yellow but not thin, and they are still very strong in their bones. The teacher is not tall, only a little over 1.6 meters. His eyes are bright and sharp and he often pretends to be "arrogant", but we are not afraid of him. The teacher is gentle, even the criticism is a little gentle (not swearing), but it is also very funny.
I remember once in class, He Wancheng grabbed Guo Yating's water bottle and was discovered by "no talent". Seeing that things were unfair, he shouted, "He Wancheng, what are you doing?" ! "He Wancheng replied," I'll lend her water to drink! " "Cai Wu Normal University is angry:" People don't lend you water to drink, so you grab it? " Well, if you lend money to others and others don't lend it, will you rob it? "He Wancheng speechless, we naturally burst into laughter.
"No talent" is smart, but sometimes it is also "confused". We often use' no talent' to' frame' others. Because teachers always like to ask people to do problems on the blackboard in class, we use this opportunity to' box' it up. When the teacher wants everyone to do problems on the blackboard, we call a person's name. At this time, the teacher was calling the man's name reflexively, and our "conspiracy" succeeded. But sometimes it's bad luck to steal a chicken. When my classmates call my name together, I'm forced to "Liangshan".
It's best not to make small moves in the class of' untalented' teachers. The teacher has eagle eyes and cheetah speed. His whereabouts are mysterious. He was on the podium just now, but in the blink of an eye, he may come to your side. If you are playing tricks and he catches you red-handed, the consequences will be unimaginable! Because of this, we seldom make small moves in class.
His teaching is very planned, and he is very clear about what to do in each class, which helps him to have a clear mind when giving lectures. This will make our class more efficient! He once studied the topic of the senior high school entrance examination and told us with the topic in the book. He not only combined the senior high school entrance examination, but also gave us questions for us to do. I admire him secretly in my heart. Of course, he is very handsome in class and he speaks enthusiastically. He even talks a little narcissistic. Even if someone in our class is not in the state, he is the first to enter the state. He gave a very detailed lecture and told us step by step. Sometimes he is teased by others. He asked others if they understood, and others lied to him and said, "No!" I really feel sorry for him. Say it again.
Although he is so handsome in class, it is still difficult to control his image in the end. Several times, he even came to class in slippers, and we secretly laughed, and he didn't notice.
What we saw, heard, felt and thought about the' untalented' teacher confirmed the nickname we gave him. This nickname is perfect for him, and Brother Cai himself accepted it gladly.
Our math teacher's excellent composition 2 mentioned Miss Li in math, and it is estimated that the students in the whole building will be shocked, because all the classes have learned Miss Li's strength.
Teacher Li is an "old bacon" in his forties, and his voice is sharp and thin, as harsh as scraping glass with nails. Black hair mixed with a lot of white hair, we have never seen Miss Li make up, only remember her plain face-sallow face, full of wrinkles, without delicate facial features, haggard because of work pressure. ...
One day in the second grade, when Mr. Li took over our class for the first time, he gave us a "fright" and called "the new official has three fires."
That day, our class was still in chaos. A female teacher with long hair and graceful figure came into our classroom like a fairy. In the face of this new teacher, we were nervous at first, then smiled at each other, and then went crazy, fighting and making trouble. It is estimated that everyone wants to leave the deepest impression on this female teacher in their most extreme way!
"Quiet!" The new teacher gave a cry in a low voice, which didn't scare us children at all. We turned a deaf ear to this, and some people were bolder, rolling their eyes at the teacher and making faces.
"Do you want to fall out?" The new teacher's face sank, and we were a little timid and said nothing.
But at this moment, the naughty boy suddenly shouted: "Yes! Upset! "
The new teacher smiled and flashed in front of a classmate who shouted the loudest. He grabbed his classmate's ear with his right hand, and the classmate screamed and stared at us with frightened eyes. The new teacher was followed by a big-eared bazi, which fell on the classmates' faces crisp and loud ... we immediately quieted down.
In normal times, we would laugh, but at this time, we are like a group of poor chickens, shivering and suffocating with tension. The classmate who was beaten burst into tears. At this moment, the new teacher spoke slowly: "My name is Li, and I am your new math teacher."
I still remember the scene of that math class vividly.
Teacher Li became the man of the hour in our class from grade two to grade six. I wonder how many people hit her with her soft ruler. We all secretly hate her. Whenever we have free time, we get together to tell our grievances.
Miss Li is also particularly cross among teachers. Other minor teachers, such as art teachers and physical education teachers, are also "scared" when they see Miss Li-they are afraid of "getting into trouble" with Miss Li today and ruining the class! It is not easy to have a self-study class today. Miss Li appeared on time again and ran away from the teacher on duty like a chicken. The teacher on duty could only "run away" ...
Teacher Li loves to occupy classes, procrastinate, keep people, and cook a small stove, almost "doing all kinds of evil"! We can only keep an eye on this.
Miss Li always leaves in a hurry, and after our class, she will go to other places to "harm good people". She always "disappears" in the corridor after leaving the classroom-she walks very fast and transfers to another class in the blink of an eye.
Strangely, Teacher Li is so "disgusting". Every year, there are always many greeting cards received on Teachers' Day. Every week, the students she used to teach will come back from middle school to see her. Teacher Kong, the head teacher, joked: "Miss Li has become a peach and plum on earth!"
Time flies, we will graduate soon.
In math class that day, Miss Li asked, "I'm graduating soon. Will you come to see me after graduation? " ? Will you still remember me? "
The answer of the whole class is surprisingly consistent: "Of course!"
The classmate who was slapped even said, "Miss Li, I hope you can slap me again! Strengthen the impression! "
At this time, I saw Mr. Li's sallow and gaunt face, and his turbid eyes were moist.