The truth came out.
Q: Why are pears the hottest fruit?
Pear (ion) perm
Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?
A: Robot cat
Why? Because he can't see his fingers.
Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?
Or a robot cat
Why? Because he always gives people a helping hand.
Q: A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out?
A: Betel nut
Q: What do African cannibals eat?
A: people!
Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?
A: Eat vegetables!
Q: What animal is the owner?
A: Pigs, because pigs (pearls) are experts.
Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily?
A: Sea (newspaper) leopard
Q: What happens when a fat man falls from 12 floor?
fat person
Q: Who will help you eat when you are full?
A: Feilong, because Feilong is added in units of (days).
Q: A triangle tree was sent to the North Pole for planting ... when it grew up! What's the name of that tree?
Answer: trigonometric function (cold tree)
Q: Is the white horse called white? Dark horses are called dark horses, and black and white horses are called zebras. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse?
A: It's a shy zebra, hehe.
Q: One day, there was a match stick, and its head was itchy. I grabbed it and it burned. Then he was taken to the hospital, and after coming out of the emergency room, guess what it became.
A: Cotton swabs, because there is a bandage on your head.
Q: Why do silkworm babies have money?
A: Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal).
Q: What is God's vehicle?
Magic (riding) baby
Q: Xiaobai, Huang Xiao and Xiaolan all have long-distance buses. Who gets carsick?
Answer: Answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai will vomit (white rabbit).
Q: What is the surname of Qu Yuan's wife?
My surname is Chen, because I am human.
Q: What line do monkeys hate most?
Answer: Parallel lines, because they don't intersect (bananas).
Q: Which historical figures are the most embarrassed?
A: Su Wu-Suwu herded sheep in Beihai (kicked by the sea).
Q: Chocolate and tomatoes fought, and chocolate won. (Name a food)
Answer: Chocolate bar.
Q: Chocolate and eggs fight, and chocolate wins again. (Name the food again)
Answer: Chocolate bar.
Q: Chocolate fights with tomatoes and eggs at the same time, and chocolate wins again. (Name a food again)
Answer: Tomato and egg noodles.
Q: Chocolate and eggs fought again and chocolate won again. (Name the food again)
A: Egg crisp (lose)
Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die?
A: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert.
Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why?
A: There is a sign on the dotted pole, which says "No peeing here".
Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy. Why?
A: Many puppies are waiting in line.
Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why?
A: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed.
Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?
rabbit
Q: Wrong! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. It runs fast.
Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?
Rabbit bar
A: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It is the tortoise that ran very fast just now. Oh, 0 1, a prepared bear (here comes the bear).
The eleventh book is incredible (BOOK 1 1)
What kind of bat doesn't need to rest and be untidy (bat)
It's amazing that a person is painted gold (a golden person)
The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)
Don't drop your mobile phone in the toilet. Opportunity knocks but once.
Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).
Dogs can't bark when crossing a wooden bridge, and they never forget anything.
Bees stop on the calendar. Sunny weather (bees and calendars)
10 Kill two birds with one stone
1 1 A group of women are talking nonsense (no chicken talk)
12 A group of people threw eggs at the gun, and bullets rained down.
13 painters prefer to draw thick ropes to draw thin ropes.
14 Love at first sight for the piano under construction (piano under construction)
15 eating with chopsticks is very popular (chopsticks are for people)
16 chicken-duck dialogue: chicken and duck talk.
17 got all 101.
18 There are ten sheep, nine are squatting in the sheepfold and one is squatting in the pigsty (one sheep is squatting wrong).
19 the sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said "hello", and obeyed Yin (the sheep called the eagle "hello")
Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)
2 1 Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.
Why did the ancients lie on the ice and beg for carp? Bing bing you Li
Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.
The hat is dirty. Why should it be turned over? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)
Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers
Why is it so melancholy to paint the knife blue? Inviolability (blue)
Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows)
Why is the middle school attached? Stillbirth (attached middle school)
How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing.
How to make sparrows quiet? Press it (mute)
3 1 How to make things bigger? (It's cold) Endurance is great.
What kind of snake has many mouths? Collision (snake)
The one who washes his face is called a washbasin. What about the one who washed his hands? Golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)
What juice tastes the worst? rack one's brains
What can you see on the guillotine in hell? stealthy
Who can easily finish three years of high school? Teacher Rui (I can't believe it. Please read ?ㄤ)
How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop? Dog meat shops will hang sheep's heads at the door (selling dog meat by hanging sheep's heads)
Why do you tell a cold joke three times at a time? Think twice before you act (think twice before you act)
Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is white enough and rotten enough) Because cats like "cats"? box
How much do 40 stars weigh? 8 grams (Starbucks Star 8 grams)
4 1 What will happen after Miller of the electric motorcade dies? Maitreya
Why is "seven ups and eight downs" seven ups and eight downs? (it's too much to play ~ ~) because "eight is below seven"
Why can't you see God's dick? Don't reveal the secret.
Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? The moon represents my heart ("CoCo Lee", how much I love you ...)
What exercise do you want to do with your back? (This is more skirts) Jane sports.
Which snake has the strongest vitality? A three-inch golden tongue (snake)
Why are icebergs "horns"? The other foot was broken by the Titanic.
Why don't men go out? Because you go out, you become a "layman"
What chair do you like best? enjoy
Why should I give birth?
5 1. Title: blue knife and blue gun Answer: inviolable (blue)
52. Title: Golden Man's Answer: A blockbuster (a golden man)
53. Title: The number "3" walked on the road ... turned a somersault ... and turned another somersault. ...
Answer: Three transgressions twice.
54. Topic: Dogs don't call riddles after crossing the wooden bridge: they never forget.
55. Title: Mystery of the Eleventh Book: Incredible (book 1 1)
56. Cattle, dogs, pigs and sheep race ... after running to the finish line ... all the cows, pigs and dogs are panting ... only the sheep is not breathing.
Answer: Be proud (the sheep is not breathing)
57. Why can't you shoot stars when you set off fireworks? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"
58. What should I call a woman who has been divorced many times? The answer is: all previous efforts have been abandoned (the previous "public" has been abandoned)
59. A bear came to answer the question: Come prepared (here comes the bear).
60. A sheep is called an eagle. The answer is: Yang is obedient, but Yin is not obedient. )
Hehe, it's short ~ _
More ~:6 1, Xiaoyu's mother called her husband incompetent.
-Can't stop (Jade Dad can't)
62. Bees fall on the calendar-the sun is shining (bees and calendars).
63. What's the advantage of people surnamed Zhu-they won't be called dogs, just want to be cold? Because I think, therefore I am (I am ~ ~ therefore I am.