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Ask 20 12 for a funny article scolding Ge Jun, the math proposer of the college entrance examination, thank you.
Ge Junzhe was born in Rudong, Nantong. Little but intelligent, well-read, bohemian, the best in the crown, and the land of the South Division of Guangxi. So is the person with the best math in the college entrance examination. When people try to sigh, they say, shh, it's hard to be sad! Mathematics is difficult, but it is difficult to reach the sky. However, the difficulty of heaven can still be overwhelming, and the difficulty of mathematics can reach heaven and nine secluded places, which is beyond the reach of manpower! Have pity on the world! The predecessors praised: Ge Jun is really a man of God, a pedant and a master of ancient and modern times. Living in the attic, victory and defeat are thousands of miles away, and seconds are born in invisibility. It is said that its exploits are not as good as Newton in ancient England. It is said that its decision is a disgrace to the German prince of mathematics. Later generations tasted this battle and felt a lot. They all said: when they left the examination room, they saw their classmates crying, and their parents and wives crossed the road and cried to the sky. They all said that they regretted not watching the contest. In the next 100 years, mentioning Ge Jun's name will make children stop crying at night, saying: If you cry, Ge Jun will publish a book one day. The child stopped crying. Tai Shigong said: Ge Jun should have the courage of and while one man guards it and ten thousand cannot force it. Every ghost shows its shape, and everyone is small. If Ge Jun has been used by the international community to entrap foreign elites for 39 years, why should we be afraid of barbarians like the United States, Britain and Japan? God bless our country and the world will be unified and not far away. This statement is made because of Ge Jun's efforts and his virtue. "There is also a saying called" The Legend of Jiangchengzi Ge Jun ":I feel cold when I get the test paper. When you are nervous, you will forget the formula. It seems familiar, but the solution is unknown. Vector geometry is ambiguous. Look at the sequence and cry a thousand lines. Two hours later, I walked out of the examination room and saw my classmates. I was so sad that I was ashamed to meet my parents. I stayed until the teacher handed out papers and went to the cemetery to drink arsenic. Looking at him, I can't help but sigh the vastness of China and the vastness of talents.