2, the first part: the sound of reading in the wind and rain, I don't make any noise; Bottom line: family affairs, state affairs and what's going on in the world are none of your business. Horizontal batch: while playing. ..
For your health, a carrot tops several green leaves!
Last year, a tear of acacia began to flow to my mouth this year (face is long)
I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll ... I'll play dead for you.
6. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.
7. If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
Come on, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!
9. Your life can be summed up in eight words-absurdity in life and cowardice in death. . .
10, the relationship between girls, playing well is a small age, playing badly is embarrassing. Pass; Boys get along well, it's the Water Margin, but they don't get along well, it's the Three Kingdoms.
1 1, colleague: You have so many pimples on your face that the tractor will roll over when you drive it! Me: That's right. If the pimples on my face are as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied!
12, you can make dentures in the future. When you stop at the door of the dental clinic and see someone passing by, you run up with a math book and tell them that I am a middle school student, but I can't even do this kind of topic. People must laugh everywhere and go in to have their teeth filled.
13, I see the world is colorful, because I brought makeup contact lenses.
14, don't pretend to be happy with me or wish me happiness. Do you have that qualification?
15. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.
16, ugliness is not your fault, it is your fault to scare people.
17, if I throw you to Africa, you won't say your girlfriend is black.
18, I'm telling you, I can't recite formulas. This is the simplest. Hiring a migrant worker is very cheap, 5 yuan an hour. If I can't recite it, let him stand behind you with a stick. People are very happy. They can also beat people with money.
19, I'm blind, just because I took one more look at you in the crowd.
20. When I was a child, I longed for a red dragonfly. When I grow up, I hope to get a pair of red dragonfly shoes.
2 1, there are so many puppies in the street, how do I know which one is you?
22. Teach you that I have to live at least five years less. If I earn 200 thousand a year, it will be 1 million in five years. Dear, you can publish a book called How I Murdered a Millionaire in the Future.
23. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat, and XXX eats bones.
24. At first glance, there is a Ma Pingchuan. That is your big face.
25, girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck. This sentence refers to the kind of girl who laughs and bows her head when she hears a joke, not the kind of female man who laughs and urinates at the end, hahahahahahaha!
26, some people, seriously make you uncomfortable, some people owe you a toothache!
Don't talk to me when I drink coffee, and don't talk to me after I drink coffee.
28. Half price for the second cup is a double blow to single dog's material and spiritual life. Have you considered the feelings of our disadvantaged groups?
29. You have so many pimples on your face that driving a tractor will overturn!
30,-single dog is losing money, like we single pigs don't have this problem, so we can have two drinks alone.
3 1, if you do well in the college entrance examination, please call me immediately 1 19! Oh, no, it's too late. Call 1 19. My nosebleeds are sprayed all over America!
32. You are not a VIP or even an IP. You're just a p.
33. Just registered in the hospital, a man cut in line. I asked him, why don't you wait in line? He said: because there is no quality. I'm speechless. ...
34. You are as deep as the chicken soup that was deeply moved recently.
35. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.
36. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and dying wastes RMB. ...
37. A girl in our dormitory fiddled with another mm's bangs: Look at this mess, as if it had been scratched by a dog's paw.
38. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!