2. In high school, my best friend and I were assigned to an examination room and front and back tables, and the papers were still blank when they were handed in. Just when I was anxious, my best friend slipped me a note secretly. I was so excited and nervous that I hid it. Finally, I opened it with trepidation, and it said, What's for lunch?
3. Once I went to take a shit, the brother next door said, Brother, what brand of tissue did you use? Can you give me such a sweet heart? I handed it impatiently, and then, it was gone. I spent the whole day in the toilet.
I fell in love with you at this age, not because you have a car and a house, but because it was sunny that day, and you were wearing a white shirt and carrying a bag of spicy strips in your pocket.
I am a good-tempered person, if one day someone steps on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.
6. The girl behind the teacher's paper took an extra one and shouted: Teacher, I have it, I have it! As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, it's mine
7. Once upon a time, there was a man who tried to finish his math before eating, but he starved to death.
8. When I was in junior high school, I didn't like studying, so I played with my mobile phone in class. My deskmate, a sister, watched while I was playing with my mobile phone. The teacher saw us hanging our heads in class and asked me, What are you doing? I said, my pants are unzipped. Let's see if it can zip up. Then the teacher asked my deskmate: What were you looking at when he zipped up? Then that girl never talked to me again. . .
9. In the evening, everyone is watching TV while eating. Suddenly, a woman shouted on TV: Dad! A colleague replied mischievously: Hey! Then another voice came from the TV: You rest in peace. . .
10. You have the body of a big bear, but you work in Xiong Er Li.
1 1. The area of the large intestine is about 300 square meters, and even the place where shit lives is bigger than my home. I finally know what life is worse than death.
12. A few days ago, I received a threatening phone call. I know my name, call myself the underworld eldest brother, and say that I have offended people. I ended my life in three days. Nima has been here for five days. Why didn't you kill me? Now I have spent all my money. How will I live in the future?
13. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.
14. A girl got on a black car in a hurry. The driver said: now the black car is strictly grasped. In case of being investigated, you should say that we are friends. The girl said: Nothing, just say that I am your wife. It's a pity that I drove halfway and the car was checked. The driver said, this is my wife. Suddenly, the girl said, honey, I get off here. You give me 200 yuan. I went to the supermarket in front to buy something and go home by myself. The driver had no choice but to give the girl 200 yuan, crying and saying that my wife would go home early.
15. I want to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.
16. When my girlfriend chased me, she only said a word and I agreed. What words? If you don't follow me, I'll hit you every day!
17. Drive, just downhill. As soon as I accelerated, I stepped on the gas pedal with nervousness. The coach shouted: Brake! Brake with your feet! I quickly opened the car door and stepped on the ground, rubbing like the devil's pace! After dragging for more than twenty meters, it finally stopped! The coach is scared silly, let me buy him a bag to calm him down! At that time, I wondered how I could calm my nerves with toothpaste! When I handed him the toothpaste, he silently refunded all my tuition fees and said, there is a driving school next door.
18. I finished with a classmate today. I really can't stand such people. He used my charging treasure to charge his charging treasure.
19. Eating is easy, losing weight is not easy, and you should eat and cherish it.
20. A buddy has been married for more than a year and has no children. Yesterday, he went to the hospital for examination and found himself infertile. He didn't know what he was thinking when he went to his house to comfort him. He said, if you need my help, just let me know. Wait, there seems to be something wrong.
2 1. Meat, don't punch me in the face and chest if you dare.
22. Some people can't be idle. I will think too much when I am free, and my feelings will overflow when I am free. The so-called affectation, emptiness, loneliness and indifference are all due to laziness, degeneration and laziness.
A person's attitude determines his height.
1, the most capable people are often those who can continue to pass on the concept of success even in the most desperate environment. They not only inspire themselves, but also inspire others. They will never stop until they succeed. Anthony Robbins
2. Inspiration is not generated on the extension line of logical thinking, but only where logic or common sense is broken. [Name] Albert Einstein (Jewish theoretical physicist)
Don't be complacent because of good luck, and don't be depressed because of bad luck. A truly strong person is good at finding shadows from prosperity, finding light from adversity, and always calibrating his goals. Ibsen
4. Every setback or unfavorable mutation carries the same or greater beneficial seeds. Emerson
5. What is failure? Failure is the first step to a better place. Phillips
6. Failure is the ultimate test of perseverance. Bismarck
7. There is no such thing as failure for indomitable people. Bismarck
8. One failure can only prove that our determination to succeed is strong enough. Bovi
9. Failure is also what I need. To me, it is as valuable as success. Edison
10, what we care about is not whether you have failed, but whether you have no complaints about failure. Lincoln
1 1. What is failure? Failure is the first step to a better place. Phillips
12, no one knows in advance how powerful he is, and he doesn't know until he tries. Goethe
13. For indomitable people, there is no such thing as failure. Bismarck
14, success doesn't need any special talent, just do the little things you can do well. Viron
15, the only secret of success is to stick to the last minute. Plato
16, only victory can survive, only success has a price, and only cultivation has a harvest. anonymous
17, only by turning the mood of complaining about the environment into a force for progress is the guarantee of success. Romain Rolland
18. Winners often succeed in the last five minutes. newton
19, if you ask a person who is good at skating how to succeed, he will tell you: get up after falling, which is success. newton
20. If you try something hopeless, you will often succeed. Shakespeare
2 1. Success lies not in strength, but in how long you can persist.
22. Every time I become famous in a poor day, I lose more because of pride.
23. Fate always comes to those who are prepared.
24, ideas, actions, habits, character, fate.
25. A person's attitude determines his height.
26. Only actions can change fate.
27. It's now or never.
28. Don't worry about what can be solved; It's no use worrying about things that can't be solved.
29. People should have enough pressure to surpass the peak.
30. A little initiative can greatly increase your luck in life.
There is someone in my heart who misses his share very much.
There is a person in my heart who misses him very much. Loving you is like drowning in the deep sea, but you can't shout for help.
2. I invite you to listen to the rain on a rainy night, and my heart is strung together by the rain, and my thoughts become very long? In the rain, did you hear your footsteps approaching? In the rain, can there be a whisper between you and me? It turns out that in the rain, there are so many' sadness and helplessness', and those many worries flow in the rain. Who is listening to the rain tonight? Who will accompany me until dawn? Have you ever heard me whisper in the distance?
3. Have an ideal, don't fantasize, have passion and don't be melodramatic. A contented mind is perpetual feast.
4. I am very happy when I miss you, and very sad when I am happy.
5. Endure loneliness, comfort yourself, and then face life optimistically and positively, don't make promises easily, and do what you say.
6. Being missed by others is a kind of happiness. Of course, the best state is to miss each other. Otherwise, unrequited love is a kind of sorrow, and being missed by others is a burden.
7. If you don't have a lover, how can you lose it? Without a lover, how can there be one?
8. It doesn't matter who is right or wrong. Let's be grateful for having loved.
9. Friends are the most beautiful scenery on the road of life, and friendship is the heartstrings connected with each other. Let us decorate the scenery on the road of life with the pen and ink of our hearts, and harvest the most touching truth in the world with sincere dedication! May my blessings bloom like flowers and be given to my friends like fragrance.
10. It's not that I don't have the courage to confess, just because I know that I have confessed and I can't be cherished by you.
1 1. How I envy the eagle flying in the clouds; If I were an eagle flying high, I couldn't see your face clearly and fly to your side.
12. When you have a girlfriend, don't forget to invite me to dinner or drink a bottle of beer to wash away your sadness.
13. Imagine kissing, fireflies flying all over the sky.
14. Missing you is like missing a kite.
15. We usually say that love is an interspecific fate, an opportunity, a luck and a coincidence.
16. After a farewell, my heart was in suspense, thinking that I would come back in March and April respectively, but it would be five or six years after I left. ...
17. In this season of missing, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is always caring about your heart! I sincerely wish you happiness!
18. You long for him to appear in your dream and hug you! I hope you can dream about this person.
19. When I miss you, you are not around. Suddenly I felt a sense of loneliness around me. Look up at the sky and say loudly: I miss you. What about you? If you miss me too.
20. The happiness of life needs a normal heart to bear. The sun rises and sets every day. How many times can a person watch the sunrise and sunset in his life? Therefore, we should cherish and never waste time. Living a full and meaningful life every day is good for people and themselves!
There is a person in my heart who misses his copy article 2+0. Tore my heart and see my hypocrisy, but I am so humble after being hurt.
22. Men, please cherish the hard-won women around you.
23. After understanding, I think you want to be unbearable.
24. I want to smoke quietly alone; Tears silently, thinking hard!
25. How to compensate for the time I miss you and the way I love you?
26. So it's different. Because of you in the dream, it becomes very sweet; Because I have you in my heart, I become very happy; Life is full of poetry because of you. It's good to have you!
27. Don't think too complicated, hold it too tightly, things will break and your hands will hurt.
Losing you is not a big deal for me, but at the moment, I really think I will miss you very much.
29. Missing is like a heart fragrance, drifting from the depths of the years to where you are, and a trace of sadness haunts your heart. Heart full of red beans, condensed with the color of missing. Looking forward to reunion and regretting parting; Only the kiss of the heart can greet your loneliness and glory in the distance, and only the pillow of dreams can accompany you. Your figure and heart are kept, and the flowers of the four seasons have fallen. Missing is like spring outside the curtain, which warms my lonely dream.
30. Without you, I miss this city, waiting for your surprise in the vicissitudes of life, smiling under the Yingyue Bridge and waiting for the flowers to be with you. When I asked Guiyan from afar, did I ever bring your news? Did the running water bring you greetings? The running water is silent, and Yaner is speechless.
3 1. I love you, husband! It's a pain to be unable to look at you all the time; I can't let you eat my lunch every day, which is a kind of helplessness; I hope I can be with you at night, let's hug and sleep!
Insecure children love money, because only money can give them a sense of security in this world.
If I miss it, it will become a solid wall. Can I find a window?
34. The price of growing up is innocence.
35. There is always a person who has been living in his heart, but has disappeared into life.
36. I would like to turn into a stone bridge and endure 500 years of wind, 500 years of sun and 500 years of rain, just asking you to cross this bridge.
I don't know how important I am to you. At least, I know you mean a lot to me.
38. You have left my sight, but you have never left my thoughts.
39. I can't tell. I only know that you have become a habit of my life and an indispensable habit. I can eat and sleep every night, but I can't miss you.
40. In this quiet night, in this trickle of romantic music, I want to tell you what I have wanted to say for a long time but I haven't told you, okay? The night is quiet. What can't be quiet may be that I miss your heart I don't know why I miss you so much ...
There is a person in my heart who misses him very much. You don't know the pain of someone who likes you.
42. Please remember: two missing hearts are closely linked, and two lovesickness feelings blend silently. ...
43. Time has changed a lot, and people who used to be the most familiar are gradually becoming strangers.
44. The yearning that cannot be faded in my heart has become a persistent belief for a long time.
If I had known that I would like you, I would have come.
46. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous.
47. A cool girl who said she didn't love and would let go.
48. On a cold night, when the north wind blows, acacia turns to dust, and no one can comfort it.
49. Whether you can love someone enough to ask him for pocket money is a strict test.
50.can you hear me? Whenever the dead of night, the waves of missing and memory always beat my heart. ...
5 1. Love is like a beautiful flower, which will wither one day.
52. I want to participate in all things related to love for the rest of your life.
53. Late at night is the most fragile time for a person's mind and the craziest time for missing.
54. Maybe, to the world, you are just one person. But to me, you are the world. When you are here, you are everything. When you are away, everything is yours. Miss your mood, very melancholy. Actually, I don't want much, but you love me. Or, please remember that I love you.
55. If you miss the sound, I'm afraid you will be deafening.
56. When you have a crush on me, you have to tell me, or we will be silly if you have a crush on me …
57. It's like a black-and-white movie. Our dribs and drabs flow through the dark scene. Although everything has no ending, I will use my life's gentle mood.
58. Missing is the feeling of life and the warmth of family.
59. In the old dream of the world of mortals, are you still thinking of the dead, are you still waiting for the red bean that left acacia, watching it grow sadly in loneliness, watching it unconsciously become a touch of sadness, and leaving poetic sympathy in the traceless years.
60. May my heart be embedded in yours, so that our love will be stable forever! Time can't pour out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever!
A person's attitude determines his height.
1, the most capable people are often those who can continue to pass on the concept of success even in the most desperate environment. They not only inspire themselves, but also inspire others. They will never stop until they succeed. Anthony Robbins
2. Inspiration is not generated on the extension line of logical thinking, but only where logic or common sense is broken. [Name] Albert Einstein (Jewish theoretical physicist)
Don't be complacent because of good luck, and don't be depressed because of bad luck. A truly strong person is good at finding shadows from prosperity, finding light from adversity, and always calibrating his goals. Ibsen
4. Every setback or unfavorable mutation carries the same or greater beneficial seeds. Emerson
5. What is failure? Failure is the first step to a better place. Phillips
6. Failure is the ultimate test of perseverance. Bismarck
7. There is no such thing as failure for indomitable people. Bismarck
8. One failure can only prove that our determination to succeed is strong enough. Bovi
9. Failure is also what I need. To me, it is as valuable as success. Edison
10, what we care about is not whether you have failed, but whether you have no complaints about failure. Lincoln
1 1. What is failure? Failure is the first step to a better place. Phillips
12, no one knows in advance how powerful he is, and he doesn't know until he tries. Goethe
13. For indomitable people, there is no such thing as failure. Bismarck
14, success doesn't need any special talent, just do the little things you can do well. Viron
15, the only secret of success is to stick to the last minute. Plato
16, only victory can survive, only success has a price, and only cultivation has a harvest. anonymous
17, only by turning the mood of complaining about the environment into a force for progress is the guarantee of success. Romain Rolland
18. Winners often succeed in the last five minutes. newton
19, if you ask a person who is good at skating how to succeed, he will tell you: get up after falling, which is success. newton
20. If you try something hopeless, you will often succeed. Shakespeare
2 1. Success lies not in strength, but in how long you can persist.
22. Every time I become famous in a poor day, I lose more because of pride.
23. Fate always comes to those who are prepared.
24, ideas, actions, habits, character, fate.
25. A person's attitude determines his height.
26. Only actions can change fate.
27. It's now or never.
28. Don't worry about what can be solved; It's no use worrying about things that can't be solved.
29. People should have enough pressure to surpass the peak.
30. A little initiative can greatly increase your luck in life.