The sharp turn of the brain meridian can be used to adjust the atmosphere. Compared with riddles, the sharp turn of brain meridian is humorous and popular. The following is what I arranged for you. I hope you will like it.

A sharp turn in the brain meridian

Lions and bears shit in the game. Guess who won?

Lions, of course, because facts speak louder than words.

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What animals and plants are like chickens?

Trees and horses, because digital cameras are like chickens.

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A bull and a cow, type three words.

Two cows.

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Why can a butterfly continue to fly when its wings are broken?

Because it is very powerful.

05

Why does the dog look at the left and then the right after entering the house?

Because you can't look at both sides at once.

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Parrot, peacock and phoenix, which of these three birds is the most suitable for being a restaurant waiter?

Peacock, because peacock can open the bottle and open the screen.

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A hunter shot a fox. Why did the hunter die?

Because the reflex arc fox.

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Why rich dogs are quieter and don't bark at other dogs.

If you have money, don't forget the dog's money and don't look at each other.

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The bird is dancing in the tree in a bulletproof vest. The hunter saw it and killed it with a gun. Q: Why was this bird killed?

Because she's a stripper.

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A hungry wolf met five sheep in the subway. If you can eat one at one stop, how many sheep are left after three stops?

There are five more, because you can't eat in the subway.

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An earthworm is cut into three sections. When these three sections grow into three earthworms respectively, what is the relationship between them?

The most familiar strange earthworm.

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Two camels saw a pear in the desert. Guess the name of a country. Two camels saw a pear in the desert. Guess another country name.

The first pear: hmm? Dali Italy

Second pear: Oh, big pear, Australia.

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How much money should I bring on a typhoon day?

40 million, because don't go out without si in typhoon days.

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Sing rap in the tree and type a word.

Sang, because+wood = sang.

15

Transformers hit a singer.

The singer is dead.

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Why does Superman wear tights?

Saving lives is very important.

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Why does it get cold after death?

Peace of mind is natural and cool.

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Blue knife and blue gun, make an idiom.

Inviolable, blue.

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Who has the longest leg in the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth?

The ham sausage is very long.

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What soup is the freshest?

Fish mutton soup is very fresh.

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Excuse me, besides adding ice, what can be turned into frozen milk tea with hot milk tea?

Add money.

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Cars can fly. Guess what kind of drink this is?

Coffee, car flies.

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Chocolate and tomato fight, chocolate wins and competes for food.

Chocolate bar, ha ha ha.

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One day, an orange hit a mushroom. The mushroom is angry: "Go to hell!" " "Then the orange died.

You let me die, I have to die. Bacteria make oranges die, and oranges have to die.

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One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Q: Why don't they say hello?

Because I don't know him very well.

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What is a transparent sword?

I can't see it.

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The gun in Yiping's mouth hit a place name.

Lujiazui. Because Yiping belongs to the Lujia family, so …

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From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

1 laziest, 2 most diligent.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named Tie. He has no hair since he was a child. What happened to him?

There is nothing wrong with Lao Tie.

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One day, Mrs White Snake farted, and Xu Xian exclaimed. He blurted out a sentence. What did he say?

So you are a rattlesnake.

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A hunter went hunting and saw that the gorilla missed. The gorilla knocked him unconscious and broke his shotgun, but the gorilla finally died. Why?

Because it was so happy that it killed itself.

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Me: "Do you know? There are many lovely girls who trust me privately and then ask me very personal questions. "

Sister: "Is it a lie? Impossible! "

Then I said something, and my sister immediately gave me a slap in the face. Guess what I said?

You say, you give me a big mouth and I'll tell you.

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A glass and a coffee cup were crossing the road when someone suddenly shouted, "Here comes the truck! ! ! "As a result, the glass was smashed, but there was no coffee cup. Why?

Because the coffee cup has ears, it escapes after hearing it, so the cup has no ears.

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Once upon a time, triangles, circles, parallelograms and trapeziums should go out to play together. As a result, on the appointed day, the circle, trapezoid and parallelogram all came, but the triangle didn't. What is this situation called?

Congruent triangles.

Brain meridian sharp turn 2

The word nine is horizontal and six is straight, which is difficult for scholars all over the world to know. Yan went back to ask Confucius, who guessed for three days. Type a word-answer: crystal.

Put a word under the fence-the answer is: bird.

Typing a word is a bIt tortuous-answer: it.

Get rid of poverty and get rich, and hit two three-character classics-answer: light is ahead, and wealth is behind.

Two sisters, sitting opposite each other. I don't want to see you. You don't want to see me. Hit human organs-answer: ears

It's strange to cross the bridge with people. Not wet in the rain, not burnt in the fire. Hit a natural object-the answer is: shadow.

Why is there no word "difficult" in Napoleon's dictionary? His dictionary is in French.

After reading it twice, I remember typing an idiom-the answer: never forget.

A Hundred Miles Section-A: Double Ninth Festival

Chinese name for heating fee-answer: farfarfara.

Like rotten wood in the water, a pair of small eyes stare hard, grinning and dragging a long tail, and people and animals are afraid of it hiding. Hit an animal-mystery

Below: crocodile

The hero of the greenwood played an idiom-the answer: all plants are soldiers.

Do not wash your hands before eating anything. A: Popsicle.

Who is the most attractive, hands or feet? -Hands

After thirty days of suffering, I typed a sentence-the answer: Hu.

It looks like a ruler horizontally and a stick vertically. He is the youngest, he will be the eldest brother. Dial a number-Answer: 1

Lao Wang shaves many times every day, but he still has a beard on his face. Why? He is shaving someone else.

A big bird is really strange. It can run fast without wings. When it is in danger, it will hide its head and stay outside the sand. Hit an animal-mystery

Bottom: ostrich

The front legs are short and the rear legs are big, and the long tail is used as support. The child is in his pocket, and the Australian grassland is his home. Hit an animal-mystery

Below: Kangaroo

Give a little love and get off to a good start-Answer: Ann.

Scatter rice into the air and type a word-A: O.

It is said that the bird's face looks like a cat, but it is said that the cat flies high, sleeps during the day and is busy at night, and is responsible for catching voles. Hit an animal-mystery

Below: Owl

Plastic surgery is an idiom-answer: a makeover.

Born without parents, they are called dolls, which are specially for children to play with and children like them. Hit a thing-answer: doll

Why does Mr. Chen say that he can't live without women all day? He is a cosmetics manufacturer.

Xiao Wang said that when the sun and the moon are together forever, he will travel. Do you think it's possible? A: Maybe.

Xiao Wang went out in an empty taxi. Why didn't anyone wave to him for a ride along the way? He took the highway.

Type a word at the big party before guessing-answer: prison.

My mother-in-law tattooed an educational phrase-answer: endorsement.

Xiaoming's mother gave birth to three children. The eldest brother is called heavy hair, the second one is called two hairs, and the third one is called what? A: Xiao Ming!

There is water that can lift a wave of three feet and hit a word-answer: grain.

What color is the ink used by Li Bai? A: White, because Li Bai's handwriting is too white.

What can you drink to make people smart? A: Ink.

A, B, C, D Play a math term-Answer: algebra.

A curtain of red rain, peaches and plums all over the world, thanks for playing the idiom-answer: out of the water

One false move may lose the game. A proverb-answer: It's all over now.

Type a word every ten days-Answer: Morning.

In my dream, I don't want to spend a night in the west, but I know the name of Water Margin-answer: Lin Chong.

Subtract a dozen words from 700-Answer: Yi.

Wearing a linen funnel, I can carry it to the mouth of my yellow teeth, but I can force it in, but I can't move. Hit an animal-answer: conch

Give a parting speech, gush, and play an idiom-answer: running water.

The word "kill a pig and hit a pig"-answer: hospital

Write a word on the pole and make an idiom at both ends-answer: consistent.

I'm not an old man with a beard, and I don't run a drugstore to make meatballs. I wear leather all year round, and I don't wear shoes on my feet. Hit an animal-mystery

Bottom: goat

The little box can talk, which is popular among men, women and children. It can sing and play, and it can also teach you to learn culture. Hit something-the answer

: radio

Sit on the sofa at once-the answer is: snake bed