His name is Zhu. He is chubby and walks like a penguin. He is stingy, like a miser-penniless. When he borrows something from his classmates, he is always determined to win. It seems that you will definitely borrow it from him. It seems that it is your fault not to lend it to him. But there are always 10,000 reasons why students borrow things from him.
I remember that on Children's Day last June, Cai, Zhu and other five people took a fancy to a two-liter bottle of coke when they went to a class one garden to play. Coke is our favorite. Let's discuss how to buy it together. According to accurate calculation, each of us should pay two yuan. We are all very happy to hand out the money. At this time, Zhu felt in his pocket and said shyly, "I don't have much money with me." I only pay one yuan, okay? " Looking at his miserable appearance, I still believe it for a few minutes. Just after paying the money, Cai's voice came from a distance: "Look, he is rich." Sure enough, 2 yuan money jumped out of his pocket, alas! What a cheapskate! He drank the most when he bought coke. What a cheapskate What a cheapskate
There are many "ghosts" in our class. I will only introduce one this time. If you are interested, you can come to my class to catch more interesting ghosts.
Class composition 2 catching ghosts. Catch ghosts. Ghosts have been haunting me recently, which makes me very uneasy. In desperation, I had to be a' ghost catcher' and the ghost catcher began.
I want to deal with this "careless guy" first. The ghost of "getting rid of violence and being good" haunts me, either making me read the wrong questions in the exam or forgetting things. The previous math exam, I did it on the day I wanted to solve the problem, but I made a mistake. I didn't find it out the second time and the third time. On my fourth visit, I finally found out and corrected my mistake in time. Fortunately, this time I caught this damn "ghost" in time, otherwise the score would have disappeared with this "ghost".
This coward is really difficult to deal with. No one can make it entangled in our classmates. One day, "coward" and I were doing our homework in the classroom. It says "coward" who wants to go to the toilet a little, but is afraid to go. So I went with him. As soon as we walked out of the classroom, the dark corridor flashed a faint green light, which was particularly terrible. We were walking when I suddenly found a switch, which should be a light. I was about to turn around and talk to the "coward" when he ran back to the classroom first. When it's time to go home, the coward can't help it. He didn't want to pee his pants, so he came to me. Walking, a teacher flashed out from the end of the corridor. "Coward" said a ghost flashed. I told him it wasn't a ghost, but he just wouldn't listen. I told him not to regard the teacher as a ghost, but to look on the bright side. After using my method, "coward" is no longer afraid of the dark. Ghostbusters once again resolved the crisis.
There are so many ghosts in the class that I can't catch them at once. Next time, I will catch you all, which will open your eyes. Our class can really be called a' ghost crystal'.
There are many ghosts in our class. Let me show you some ghosts.
easy dozer
There is a sleepy Xie Long in our class. This guy sleeps soundly than a pig! Once in a math class, I was listening carefully once in a hundred years, and suddenly a snoring broke my seriousness. It turned out to be Xie Long, a snooker. He is squinting and sleeping soundly! Xie Long! "The math teacher found him sleeping, and you slept soundly!" But Xie Long didn't wake up. The math teacher rushed for nine days, walked up to Xie Long and shaved his nose with a math book. Well, "Xie Long rubbed his eyes hard with his hand, and it was already dawn! I'm still awake. "You give me stand up! "The math teacher red face. What did you do last night? Sleep in class! "I I just slept 14 hours yesterday! "The whole class burst into laughter, this is really sleepy.
coward
Zhu Zhicheng is a complete coward. One night, he came to my house to play. We had a good time, and suddenly he said he wanted to go to the bathroom. At the door, he suddenly stopped, a car burst into deafening screams, and then he suddenly ran back and said there was a ghost. What the hell? I went with him, and suddenly there was a strange sound. I turned on the light. It was just a small moth. I told him helplessly, you are such a coward. So his trademark action appeared, and he held his head high and shouted, "I'm not a coward!" "
niggard
The third ghost is the miser Le Chao! Once I went to Maggie to eat with Huang Guan Ci, Wu Haohua and Le Chao. We ordered many snacks, such as chicken legs, coke, hamburgers and so on. As soon as things came up, Le Chao was the first to eat and eat, and soon finished eating. When I checked out, I clearly agreed on the AA system, but Coke Super broke his word. He kept protecting his wallet and said, I won't give money, I won't give it! "Then he ran away, and finally the three of us had to pay for him. What a miser! I can't eat delicious food with him next time.
These are three ghosts in our class. Is there such a ghost in your class?
There are "troublemakers", "naughty boys", "funny boys" and "smart boys" in our class. Today, I will be Zhong Kui to catch the little "ghost" in our class.
Ding Xuankai is a lazy man in our class. He did a lot of careless things when he was in Grade One and Grade Two. Eating the refill will get ink all over his body, and he especially likes painting. Anything that belongs to him is his "masterpiece".
The joke in our class is "Funny Ghost"-Cao Shuo. There is one thing I still remember, and now that I think about it, I can't help laughing. In a Chinese class, Cao Shuo didn't recite "couplet, original Chinese characters". The teacher reminded him, "What's hanging on your door?" He blurted out without hesitation: "sausages are hanging in front of our house!" " Ha, ha, ha ... When this statement came out, everyone was surprised. All the students were beating their chests and laughing. The teacher was in distress situation and had to sit down first. He often asks the teacher some outrageous questions, which makes the students laugh.
Finally, the "happy ghost" in our class will appear, that is, the cutest little girl in the class-Zhang. She smiles like a doll with a sweet mouth every day. Whenever you look at him, he always smiles, even when she cries, it makes people feel that the pig's nose is stuck in an onion-it's fake. When a student encounters something sad, she either makes a face or tells some jokes, and everyone will not think about it.
There are many "ghosts" in our class. I will introduce them to you next time.
Are there really ghosts in the world? You said no? But our class is a "ghost river and lake"! Today, I want to be a Zhong Kui and enjoy catching ghosts!
First, catch "naughty boy" first! The laurel of "naughty boy" should be worn on the boy's head. who is it? Zhu Jincheng is the only one. Why? He, in class, has endless words and little moves. Teachers often criticize him. One second he was crying, and the next he was full of sunshine. He opposes the head teacher every day. The teacher wants to go east, so he goes west. He just says a few words when the teacher says something, but the teacher can't beat him. Big eyes and small eyes dare not stare at him. Even the teacher can't beat him, let alone our classmates? Alas! I can't help it!
The second is to catch the "smart card"! Mathematics in our class belongs to him most. One day, the math teacher had a difficult problem. The students frowned and thought hard, and the classroom was silent. Suddenly, he stood up with a whoosh and gave the answer, and it was the right answer. The whole class was surprised and cast envious eyes. It turned out that he understood it with pictures, and the answer was clear before his eyes. Every time the teacher has a question, he is always the first to raise his hand. This method is simple and easy to understand. He always likes to discuss with his classmates when he encounters problems. He is really a famous "smart card".
What a tired day! Caught a "naughty boy" and a "smart boy" This "naughty boy" is so naughty that he always grabs it and runs away. The "clever boy" was so clever that he slipped away when I was not looking. It's not easy! Forget it, let's have a rest!
Legend has it that Zhong Kui is not only a judge of the underworld, but also shoulders the responsibility of catching ghosts. Today, learn from Zhong Kui and catch the "ghosts" in the class.
"Meowed, why ..." Hey, who's crying? Needless to say, it must be the "crying baby" in our class again. I followed the sound and saw that "Weeping Baby" heard her name written, and her face immediately turned from sunny to cloudy, with dark clouds gathering, and it began to rain cats and dogs. Look, his face is sad, and big drops of tears are coming out. He has a frown, a pear flower brings rain, a miserable face, and people with a heart of stone will feel a little sorry for him. Can you guess who he is?
I turned my eyes to other places, and now, my eyes stopped at the left corner. At this time, it was class time, and a little classmate was reading with relish. I saw his back slightly hunched, his shoulders slightly shrugged, his hands firmly "clamped" the book like iron tongs, biting his nails from time to time. His eyes were glued to the font and his eyelids didn't blink, just like a stone statue. Although his classmates had a good time in the classroom and corridor, he turned a deaf ear and seemed to have made up his mind to finish reading this book today! Haha, I found another nerd.
Oh, who's that? He secretly hid behind the classroom door, waiting for the girls to come, and at the same time showed a sly look on his face. When the girl approached, he pushed open the door, jumped out of the car and stamped his foot. His hand turned out white and red blood, and he spit out a terrible long tongue. "Ah" let out a cry. As soon as the girls saw it, they retreated again and again in fear. When the girl looked carefully at who it was, that person had already escaped. It turned out to be a "naughty boy"!
In fact, there are many ghosts in our class. As long as you come to our class as "Zhong Kui", there will be more "ghosts" in front of you.