Interesting copy of daily circle of friends (selected 38 sentences) 1. In math class, the teacher asked to answer questions, and all the class raised their hands except Xiao Ming. Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me. Xiao Ming: Teacher, do you sell walkers? Where can't I order? 2. I teach naughty students. The final exam is coming, and you are still playing. Have you memorized the Chinese text? Did you do your math homework? Has the wrong chemistry question been corrected? Do you remember English words? He shook his head and then asked me loudly: Teacher, has your salary increased? Is there a bonus this year? Did you buy a house? Do you have a car? Do you have a girlfriend? I asked the Zen master: I have a big dream. If it is realized, there will be no more disputes in the world. I need a lot of money, master. Can you help me? The Zen master took out a children's hat and a pair of children's gloves for me to wear: How do you feel? ? Hands, head is a little tight. Me too. ? 4. Cao Cao gave a banquet to entertain the generals. During the dinner, the two concubines fought for favor, clamoring for Cao Cao to make decisions for them. Cao Cao was furious. You are together again! ? The audience was silent, and suddenly a general knelt down and rushed out and said, finally, I want to thank the Prime Minister for his reward! ? People always have expectations, so that life is meaningful. For example, looking forward to class, looking forward to school, looking forward to holidays, looking forward to school holidays. 6. Don't think I'm fat now. I am thin sometimes, which scares you to death. I was only nine pounds when I was the thinnest! 7. One year is almost over. Take a deep bow to yourself in the mirror. Ancestor, this year is really hard for you! ? 8. What is the note from my girlfriend's mobile phone to my boyfriend? Him? Later, my boyfriend cheated and broke up, and my girlfriend changed the note to? It? . 9. I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing that can make me proud is: good appetite! 10. Buyer:? Is anybody there? ? Seller:? Sorry, I only sell dolls! ? Buyer:? Did you do it by parcel post? ? Seller:? I said I only sell dolls, not people! ? 1 1. Keep getting up early. In fact, getting up early has many advantages, such as a good sleep. 12. For a foodie, losing weight without gaining weight during the holiday is success. 13. After chasing the goddess for many years, she finally promised me today. She saw my excitement and smiled and asked me how I felt. I told her that it was as incredible as a dream. She told me to pinch my face if I didn't believe her. It hurts to wake up when you pinch it. This is a dream! 14. During the holidays, children who are looking forward to starting school every day are not necessarily good children, and some are because they are in love at school. 15. The hamster is sick, but it doesn't matter. I bought it a pack of rat poison, hoping it will get better after eating it. 16. The goddess I haven't seen for years suddenly said yesterday that she missed me a little and asked me if I was still alone. I was angry. If I am not alone, I can still be a dog. Decisively hack her! 17. As the saying goes, three points are doomed, and seven points depend on hard work. So does the remaining 90 points depend on looks? 18. I find that you are the person who gives me the most face in the world, because you are the biggest face! 19. I know that one should have self-knowledge, but I still find it hard to accept the fact that I am the most beautiful, lovely, intelligent and likable girl in our school. 20. If anything happens to me, don't send my report card home to scare my parents! 2 1. The weather is fine today. I've been indoors for a long time, so I'm going to play in the living room. I fell in love with you at this age, not because you have a car and a house, but because it was sunny that day. You are wearing a white shirt that I like, and you have a bag of spicy strips in your pocket. 23. I caught a cicada when I was five years old, thinking I had caught it all summer. I didn't know it was a cockroach until I grew up! 24. On the way to school, I was struggling. In fact, I know I'm smart, but my IQ is a little lower. 25. Sometimes you don't have a serious relationship, and you have no idea how cool a person is. 26. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like someone, the original picture will change every second. God, was I blind? 27.？ My brother always smokes and throws it away. It is so capricious! Self-willed. The first time I saw someone say that picking up cigarette butts is so capricious! ? 28. Seeing someone wearing the same clothes as me in the distance, I can't help but sigh: it's really the same person with different clothes. He dresses like a fool. Take a closer look, mirror! 29. Come with me at night. You don't have to be afraid of meeting bad people. I am the 100-meter champion of the whole school and I run very fast! 30.？ Brother, I finally feel the feeling of Song Wu! Did you hit the tiger? No, hey, forget it, or I won't tell you! ? 3 1. Before you got married, you told me that your greatest advantage was being virtuous. After you get married, you find that you really can only be idle and do nothing! 32.？ They say my face is too oily. Do you think I'm that oily? I don't know, reflective, can't see clearly! ? 33. Others care whether you fly high or not. Whether you are tired or not, only I really care whether your wings are stewed with coke or braised pork! 34. I heard that beautiful people have two characteristics: first, they have a bad memory, and second, they are forgotten. When I remember, I'll call my math teacher and order takeout. 35.？ How long have you been in love? Don't you know it's impolite to ask a girl's age? ? As the saying goes, hard work may not be successful, but you will be comfortable for a while without hard work. 37. My beef noodles are definitely the most caring beef noodles in the world. I haven't killed a cow after driving for so many years. Although my salary is not high, I am good at saving money. When you see something you like, you can always bite your teeth and hold back from buying it. For example, I just took a fancy to a helicopter, and then I thought it was cost-effective to squeeze the bus, saving tens of millions.