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Love story in the Book of Songs?

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& gt& gt& gt I studied financial management for four years.

You are the last person to manage my finances.

& gt& gt& gt@ jingjingjingjing execution node

& gt>>>>>>> you are like my economics textbook. I want to sleep at a glance.

You are not the best portfolio, but it is the best investor portfolio where my indifference curve intersects with the effective boundary.

The dollar raised interest rates. Can the return on my emotional investment be a little more every day?

The most romantic thing I can think of with you is to depreciate slowly together.

You are the most important choice in my life, there is no choice of opportunity cost, no struggle of interests ~

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 02?

& gt>>>>>>>> @ Cut off your head and kick it all night.

& gt& gt& gt hardcore romance "If I drive an excavator, will you still love me?" 》

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 03?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt geography? :

I'm port Murmansk,

You are the North Atlantic Warm Current,

Because of your arrival,

My world has become an ice-free port.

& gt& gt& gt@YdGuA-

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt I'm compensation current, the rising fish farm in Peru. Is it the Indian monsoon that crosses the equator? I want to be near you, so I don't stop.

When the Kuril Islands cold current meets the Japanese warm current, it will warm the whole sea area.

You are a cold current, and I am a warm current, meeting in the deep sea and kissing under the hazy mist.

I have seen the meeting of the canary cold current and the Japanese warm current, the rainstorm in the Sahara desert, the front of the anticyclone, but I have never seen you.

You are the Ili Valley, and I am the Tarim Basin. Even if there is the barrier of Tianshan Mountain and the water vapor of the Pacific Ocean, I will travel long distances and try my best to get close to you, but I will never reach your heart.

I am Murmansk Port, and you are the warm current of the North Atlantic. You should be held tight. I'll keep an eye on it.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 04?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt Chinese medicine:

You are the Sanqi when I was injured,

Ambition when frustrated,

Gardenia in boredom,

Su Hexiang was confused.

& gt> @ Le Yi-Master

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt You are my digitalis, which can cure heart failure but not the arrhythmia when I met you.

Husband ran away from home for Pinellia ternata and now it's Angelica sinensis! !

Everything is beautiful, but people are not. Chinese medicine is bitter, and so are you.

Dalang, it's time to take medicine. Arsenic, mercury, raw nux vomica, raw radix aconiti, raw radix aconiti kusnezoffii, raw radix aconiti lateralis preparata, raw rhizoma Pinelliae, raw rhizoma arisaematis, raw croton, mylabris, red moth, raw radix kansui, raw stellera chamaejasme, raw gamboge, raw stellera chamaejasme, wild flowers, raw immortals, folium artemisiae argyi, red hydrangea, etc.

Once the betel nut is gone, it has passed Pinellia ternata. Why not give it back to China? Who is a gentleman, parasitic grass entangles its branches, making the peony flowers in the old garden ownerless. My concubine looks up at Araceae and down at honeysuckle. I hope I can't see the letter from Angelica dahurica, and I can't stop the suffering of Huanglian! The ancient poem goes,' cardamom needs no complaint, and cloves are sad in the rain.' What a pity! What a pity! "

When ginger loses ephedra, it knows what hesitation is; Perrin lost Pogostemon, and she didn't know what it was like to be hurt. When I left you, I deeply realized what heartbreak is.

I saw on the steps of the school before: "typhoid pulse knot generation, palpitation, you care."

Traditional Chinese Medicine: I have never felt your pulse, because my heart was unstable when I met you.

I am like aconite, but I am willing to make licorice for you.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 05?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt I really want you to see the confession of our law!

I want to confess to you as a legal person,

You are my supreme court,

Everything about me is under your jurisdiction,

It’s up to you.

When I give my heart to you,

Property rights became creditor's rights,

Please exercise your ownership,

Income right and disposition right.

Finally, I hope everyone will abide by the law all the way.

Would you like to stay with me?

& gt> @-Changyu's girlfriend

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt sentence you to life imprisonment and carry it out in your mind.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt> holding your hand for the first time and finding that you have not been thrown away feels like racking your brains to write a judgment that neither side has appealed.

It's none of your business to like you, but I take my own risk. I was suspected of loving you, not on purpose. This is force majeure. I am willing to admit all your requirements, not arguing, not adjusting, not agreeing, not opposing, not admitting myself, only admitting my promise. I am willing to delete the fourth chapter of the marriage law for you, just because without you, there is no possibility of expectation.

Hello, my legal first heir.

Married, handsome? The kind that dares to divorce and leaves you penniless.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 06?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gtwhile(life & lt; end){ love++; }

& gt& gt& gt@94 Xun Baobao

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt Description: My love for you will increase forever before my life ends.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt you are a bug that I can't fix.

I wrote you in while( 1){ but you brought your own beer; }

I can find countless new people, but I only wait for you.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 07?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt I am a bottle of chemically active solution.

Every time I think of you with another girl,

My ph value is less than 7 ..

& gt& gt& gt Sweet taro dipped in sugar _

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt acid ... acid?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt, I still like you very much, just like silicon dioxide and hydrofluoric acid are dissolved in you alone.

Your position in my heart is the position of hydroxyl on benzene ring, and it will always be the first.

My EDTA, free for 18 years, has finally been coordinated by your magnesium one by one.

You are cobalt chloride and I am sodium hydroxide. From that moment on, you turned my world pink.

Chemical acid-base drops into each other, even if it drops into the bone, even if it is beyond redemption, it will calm your acidity and neutralize my alkalinity. Finally, I will name it after you (acid-base neutralization titration)

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 08?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt where's the midwife?

Stay with me and I'll deliver your baby.

& gt& gt& gt@ jingjing jingjing!

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt Sister Bang: I don't want to help others have children! I want to help you give birth to a monkey!

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 09?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt drugstore:

You're one of my psychic target agents,

This medicine will last a lifetime.

& gt& gt& gt Mango slides down the stairs.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt Do you know that the life span of intestinal epithelium is 7 days, and that of red blood cells is 120 days? Most cells in the human body are always in constant change, and only the myocardium and nerves are eternal. Therefore, this heart branded with your name will probably accompany me all my life.

Do you have angina pectoris? I have nitroglycerin

I want to be your fluoxetine and solve your worries.

Is your blood pressure high? I'm nifedipine.

Do you have glaucoma? I'm pilocarpine. Do you have muscle weakness? I'm Xin Siming

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt are you allergic? Loratadine

Do you have heart failure? Wowodigitalis

Do you have schizophrenia? I. Chlorpromazine

Do you have kidney deficiency? Woshenbao tablets

Do you have diarrhea? I have diarrhea, and the seal has stopped.

At the moment, I am learning knowledge on this floor. Slow down. I'll take a notebook and write it down. They are all test sites.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 10?

& gt& gt& gt core part

& gt>>> @ must be as thin as 105kg.

& gt& gt& gt Performance: I am acting to the world, but I am sincere to you!

Art student: I will paint long pictures with you all my life. You are my endless sketch.

Art student: You are my white pigment, precious and important. You are absolutely indispensable for a perfect picture.

Art student: His tenderness is 28 squares of orange and 10 1 square of blue.

Art students. Everyone else is my HB, and you are my most precious soft charcoal

Art student: I would like to draw a silent stage play with a black pencil. No matter whether there is how bright in the light, I will hug you.

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& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt don't know what the stomatology major says.

& gt>>>>>> Sister Bang: Because you are too sweet, my tooth decay can't be cured.

Your teeth. I will cure your bad breath. Let me smell it.

The first permanent molar said to the second deciduous molar, during your long absence, I changed myself to be like you.

Dental fillings, inserts and hoops are expensive, but family members are free.

I am a prepared single tooth, and you are the main tip with the same working length as me. When you come near my heart, it just fills.

You are gone, like a newly pulled tooth. It hurts when you lick it, but it's empty if you don't lick it. There you are, like a new denture, familiar and unfamiliar.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 12?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt electrical mismatch hahaha. ...

& gt>>> @ By traveling north and south.

& gt& gt& gt Love after death (hardcore explanation)

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt (who says the electricity is not suitable, keep your voice down)

& gt& gt& gt▼

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 13?

> > > > > > > Current (I) Inductance (L) Voltage (U)

& gt> @ Daydreamer wyx

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt gravitational voltage Newton

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt No matter how you change, I will not change. The current does not change with the voltage.

Physics teacher's earth love story "You are like a vernier caliper. You don't have to be lonely anymore. "

Do you know how the atom was born? They were born in the Big Bang, and they passed through eternity and loneliness for hundreds of millions of years before they embraced each other and built you standing here. Everything about you is stardust, so I often think, no wonder you are so dazzling. ?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 14?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt financial management:

If you borrow it, you must borrow it.

Where there is you, there is me.

& gt& gt& gt@SugarZP

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt Where there is a loan, there must be a loan and the loan must be equal. We will fall in love! I hope that one day you will change from a project under construction to a fixed asset, and I will spend the rest of my life with you to depreciate slowly.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? You are the borrower and I am the lender. Only when we are together and I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn can the world try to balance.

Real life is: an account that will never be finished, and he will never guess.

You are a fixed asset that never depreciates, an intangible asset that never accumulates amortization, an inventory that never depreciates, and my owner's equity.

I will always love you like assets = liabilities+owner's equity.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 15?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt medical care:

Are you inside the fifth intercostal space of my left clavicle line? 2cm。

& gt> @ rudder motor

The disadvantage of>& gt& gt& gt& gt is that the right atrium receives venous blood from the whole body and pumps it out of the pulmonary artery through the right ventricle. At this time, venous blood flows through the pulmonary artery and becomes oxygen-enriched arterial blood, which flows from the pulmonary vein to the left atrium and then is pumped to the whole body through the aorta of the left ventricle.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 16?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt E-commerce:

I'll clean your shopping cart.

& gt& gt& gt@ Meet me

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt Dear, I suggest you love me here.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 17?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt I didn't mean to restrain myself.

But it belongs to your field.

& gt& gt& gt@GorgeousEmily-

The difficulty of>& gt& gt& gt& gt mathematics is: to confess to other majors,

People may not even understand what you are saying.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt You are my site, and my function is meaningless without you.

There is a very gentle word in mathematics. Yes and only

I still like you very much, just like the square of cos plus the square of sin, which is the same.

If n is both the left ideal and the right ideal of ring R, it is said that n is a bilateral ideal of ring R, which is called ideal for short. Similarly, if I am your left ideal and your right ideal, then I am your ideal type; Because you are my left ideal and my ideal, you can prove that you are my ideal type.

You are like ∫f'(x)dx, and I am like f(x). I am just one of your choices, and you are my only answer.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 18?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt graphic design? :

? First draft, second draft, third draft. .....

Update every manuscript with you for the rest of my life.

& gt& gt& gt@winti7

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt In the end, you will find that the first draft is better.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gtPS~ ~ I love you.

No matter what you do wrong, you can always hold ctrl+z in my heart.

I have mastered many shortcuts for PS/CAD operations in recent years, but I can't learn your shortcuts.

This is my 3D, this is my CAD, and you are my only treasure.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 19?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt preschool education:

Willing to accompany me to coax children! ?

& gt& gt& gt@ Tianya

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt The children were all picked up. When will you pick me up?

My singing, dancing, piano gymnastics, vocal music, art, psychological care and teaching are all in one, and you are the only big friend in my life.

After studying preschool education for four years, I didn't expect to become your little friend in the end.

Pretending to be cute in front of children is really cute in front of you.

The whole world wants me to grow up quickly so as to educate my children. When I was a child, only you could protect me.

I have many children, but I want to be your child.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 20?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt tourism management:

Every road you walk,

I want to walk into your heart.

& gt& gt& gt The sun shines brightly in a light rain.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt hotel management: from breakfast after morning to good night after dinner.

You are a journey I don't know when to return. Mountains, rivers and lakes are exhausted, and everything turns to stars. Days in May, rain in June, wind in July, you in August.

I want to take you to see the first snow in the Forbidden City every year, see the coastline of Alaska, spend an exclusive autumn with you, watch the tide on the pillow of your county museum, and enjoy the red carpet auditorium and Yuan Ye in the twilight with you.

You are the most worthy of traveling all over the mountains and rivers.

I wanted to take you around the world, but later I found out that you are my world.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 2 1?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt I don't want the price,

I just want to have a baby with you?

& gt& gt& gt@ Yan Yan YNQ

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt cost so much, it's no longer moving bricks!

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 22?

> > > > > Medical imaging:

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt@xxxlbgdrgn_Liar

& gt& gt& gt This hand is beautiful and a bit hard-core.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 23?

How come & gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt doesn't have a psychological name?

You are stored in my long-term memory,

I remember you had the Ebbinghaus forgetting curve.

& gt> @ The clouds are light and the wind is light.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt Since I met you, Maslow needs hierarchy theory, and every level is you.

Because of you, the rest of the world has become a perceptual background.

"Dopamine secretion in the frontal lobe rises, pupils dilate and refract your light, and the nerve impulse of" I love you "spreads to every part of the body.

Practice has proved that the S-R reaction is true. Because once I see you, my heart beats once.

I said I didn't like you, and Freud said I was defending myself.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 24?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt German:

I love you. ?

It means I love you,

Because dich (you) is in the first place,

Is the main focus,

So the phrase "I love you",

Emphasize that the person I love is you,

No one else.

& gt& gt& gt tea tea

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 25?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt marketing:

I want to sell you an imperfect one,

But it was so cute, it exploded,

That's me!

& gt& gt& gt@ A purple fox

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt The marketing method (routine) I use the most is actually to let you sell yourself.

You are my only target market. I know you, understand you, analyze you, and the strategy flashes in my mind, but I only dare to look at you from a distance.

Maslow's needs are divided into five levels, but for me, there is a sixth level-what is it? -It's you. You are indispensable to me.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 26?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt logistics management:

No matter where you are,

I will send my love to you on time.

& gt& gt& gt Meeting is fate.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt I can make you sign for a package thousands of miles away, but I can't make you sign for my heart when you are face to face.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 27?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt flight technology major:

I want to take you to see some beautiful scenery that no one else has seen.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt Actually, my name is Zhang Qixin.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 28?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt management:

No matter how big an official you are,

No matter how many people

Compared to being your groom's official,

Be your sweetheart.

& gt& gt& gt Dance with Big Ears

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt my heart belongs to you.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 29?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt clothing:

My needle and thread just want to entangle with your body.

& gt& gt& gt@ Huluwa blows bubbles.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt Rong Jie! ! !

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 30?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt In this investment called "Like You",

Never learn to stop loss in time.

& gt& gt& gt@ Zhong Zhong Zhong Zhong Zhong 7464

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt you are my longest-term investment.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 3 1?

What about & gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt polymer materials?

& gt& gt& gt always try to seek guidance.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt I just want you to be a member of my family.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 32?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt Who can help physics students think of one?

Really don't feel romantic at all!

& gt> @ excellent-poor students

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt According to Newton's third law, I love you. What about you?

Me Before You, I'm just a beam of white light. After meeting you, I am a rainbow.

You are the earth, I am the apple, no matter what, I will hug you through gravity.

At the moment when I lost my gravity, you were the only reason why I stayed on earth.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 33?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt study tea science.

I always thought this major was romantic.

I experienced exposure to the sun,

Tearing and twisting,

Mechanical air drying,

After being riddled with holes, I settled for many years.

Finally, I can appear in front of you in the best posture.

Please cherish me, ok?

-Pu 'er tea

& gt& gt& gt@ Little quail who likes tea.

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt What a cool theme!

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt? 34?

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt derailment will kill people-railway transportation

& gt& gt& gt@ Girl Zhang Wenrou

& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt& gt Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Use your major

How to say sweet words?

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