Single dog's sons feel worse and worse.
65438+ February, other people's Christmas, your final term
1 month, other people's New Year's Eve, your final term.
February, someone else's Valentine's Day, yours. ...
The Spring Festival is coming soon.
go home
Seven aunts and eight aunts not only care about their studies.
Gossip about your date
You can also talk nonsense about your studies.
But this object ...
"Aunt, I'm still young and haven't made friends yet."
in fact
I'm not afraid that the schoolmasters have SCI that you can't send out.
I'm afraid the schoolmasters know more about picking up girls than you do.
Then why don't you find a girlfriend?
" ... "
Don't be dissatisfied.
We'll show you up.
Look at the love words of the schoolmasters.
I'm not afraid that you can't read other people's papers.
I'm afraid you can't even get in touch with this
I don't even understand
Trigger warning
The computer comes first.
if(mountain.arris==None):
if(river.water==None):
if(winter.thunder==True):
if(summer.snow==True):
if(sky.height==ground.height):
I am false with you.
Otherwise:
I am true with you.
Danwuling
The stream dried up
Thunder in winter
Unless the gushing river dries up
Heaven and earth
I will be separated from you.
Take it? Go ahead.
cinematics
1
"Can you take a picture for me?
Hopes are slim?
all one's life
No need for montage. "
psychology
2
"Freud was so vulgar,
But I still can't help it
Want to be with you all the time. "
chemistry
three
Magnesium+zinc sulfate = zinc+magnesium sulfate
"Your beauty.
Stole my heart. "
"Entropy becomes positive.
Enthalpy becomes negative.
Even if it is absolutely zero.
Love you spontaneously. "
geology
four
"My heart is a karst landform.
Your kindness to me is water.
Slowly eroding my heart. "
Legal science
five
law of property
"You are my master."
form
"I was born to you.
Under your supervision
Responsible for you. "
land laws
"You are my homestead.
Can possess, can use and can benefit.
But not transferable. "
also
...
"Would you like to?
Like my parents.
Be my first heir? "
literature
six
"If I can be with you.
Embrace each other until dawn
What are you afraid of?
In the twilight, I suddenly had white hair. "
Advertising film
seven
"Be your lifelong Party B.
Absolute obedience
Never complain. "
mathematics
eight
one
" r=a( 1-sinθ)"
That's enough.
biology
nine
"You are a lovely pig.
I happen to learn to raise pigs.
I will support you all my life. "
Source network
Maybe you all have a very sweet person in your heart ~
Otherwise, how can you stand reading it?
Anyway, I think this dog food is bitter.
But I couldn't help smiling at my aunt.
It's not that Xueba doesn't understand romance.
It's just that you don't understand the romance of Xueba.
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