Brainstorming (selected articles) 1. Excuse me, when can people live? Answer: Of course, they live to death.
2. A person holds a bowl in both hands and falls at the same time. One is broken and the other is not. Why? Answer: Because one is made of iron and the other is made of porcelain.
3. Does the Yu Zhou spacecraft have to travel in secret? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.
4. Xiao Fen said to Xiao Fang. The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, which is the day after tomorrow, is my birthday. Please come to my birthday party. ? When should Xiao Fang keep the appointment? Answer: Tomorrow.
5. If the first number is removed and the last number is removed, what is the number? Answer: 43.
6. A man closed the window. Why did the window open when he came back? Answer: Because his girlfriend opened the window for him.
7. What happens when a black stone and a white stone are put into the water at the same time? Answer: It's getting wet.
8. What is the answer for black people to eat black things? Black eats black.
9. How to change a dollar into a hundred dollars Answer: Call home for money.
10. What can you drink to turn people into ghosts? Answer: alcoholic.
Brainstorming (latest) 1. Who likes embellishment best? Answer: Chef.
2. Why doesn't a fierce cobra eat people in the forest? Answer: Because there is no one in the forest.
3. Why do modern women like to use shower gel instead of soap? Answer: I'm afraid the more I wash, the dirtier I get.
When Jingjing takes a bath, she always has the habit of taking something from the bath water and stuffing it into her mouth. Strangely, she keeps praising the delicious food. What is she eating? A: Bath and jujube are homophonic.
5. What kind of house is not suitable for living? Answer: Beehive.
6. What do smart people have more than ordinary people? Answer: yes.
7. When will we willingly put out the fire of life? Answer: After cutting the birthday cake.
8. What has two hands in its body? Answer: gloves.
9. What if the doctor says your illness is hopeless? Answer: change a doctor.
10. Draw a pig with silver powder and bring it to the stage. What is it? Answer: Zhuge Liang (bright pigskin)
1 1. Head riots (historical events) Answer: Nanchang Uprising.
12. Two owls are chatting. One of them said it can go out without sunglasses during the day. Why? Answer: It is a blind owl.
13. Apart from the chameleon, what animal is best at camouflage Answer: man.
14. What kind of relationship can be called a life-and-death relationship? Answer: the marriage of people and ghosts.
15. Xiaoli asks Xiaoming: Do you know what baskets are leaking in the world, but are they useful? Answer: Basketball basket.
16. If the child is the pillar of the country's future, what is the worm in the child's stomach? Answer: pillars of moths, of course.
17. Do you know anything in the world that is not afraid of sun and humidity? Answer: Shadow.
18. On a rainy day, three people were walking in the street in the rain. Why is only one person getting wet? A: A woman who is pregnant with Shuang Bao.
19. My aunt gave Xiaohua a kitten. The kitten didn't die or run, and the little flower didn't give away. Why didn't my aunt come to Xiaohua's house three months later and see the kitten? Answer: It has grown into a big cat.
20. Drinking too much hurts people. Don't drink. Answer: I am sad.
Brainstorming (classic) 1. Why does light light blue always like old things? Answer: Because he is an antique collector.
2. What is the biggest difference between creditor's rights and debts? Answer: One is easy to remember, and the other is the least easy to remember.
3. What plane often has no clear destination answer: paper plane.
4. Where on earth can never shine the sun Answer: The sun can't shine anywhere, because the earth doesn't shine.
5. What are you most afraid of when reading? A: A few pages were removed in the middle.
Please explain that the thief catches the king first. Answer: I lost something. Pioneers look for kings.
7. Do you know the origin of the idiom hopeless? Answer: When there is a fire in the pharmacy, you can only save people first, and then save the medicine.
8. Where is the highest temperature on earth? Answer: the center of the earth.
9. Where did so many people come from in the street? The answer is: their own home.
10. Who is the first person a person sees in the world? Answer: Midwife.
1 1. Which hand is more hygienic when drinking milk? Answer: It is better to use a spoon than that hand.
12. What class do the most playful children like best? Answer: Class is over.
13. What can be used as food after it is discharged from the ass? Answer: eggs.
14. Why do people who fall in love like to fall in love in dark places? Answer: Because love is blind.
15. Why don't some fruit trees pick an apple after planting for more than ten years? Answer: Not an apple tree.
16. When does a person have the best memory? Answer: When others owe themselves money.
17. In the chicken-goose race, the chicken runs faster than the goose. Why did the goose reach the finish line first? Answer: The chicken runs in the opposite direction.
18. What was the first sentence that Lu Shenzhi said after pulling the weeping willow upside down? Answer: China people.
19. Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang have two M's, but they don't have a phone. Xiao Wang wants to find Xiao Zhang and doesn't want to go out. What should I do? A: The nickname is Xiao Zhang.