With the widespread use of social networks, more and more people like to post in the circle of friends to record their daily life, writing and thinking. I want to talk about it, but I always don't know how to organize the language. The following is the humor I arranged for you, which is suitable for sending at night. Please read briefly. I hope you will like it.

1, all the unhappiness and setbacks during the day, after your good night, sank to the bottom of the sea.

The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

3, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, adult.

I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

5. Don't let yourself live too tired. You should learn to be open-minded, to look down, not to insist, and to hide. Relax yourself in time, find an outlet, and decompress the tired mind. Good Night!

6. If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

7. I can't be myself, I can't take care of my pain, and I can't bear the result myself.

Don't be so gentle with me, I will only get deeper and deeper.

9. Don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early morning, and I was born with insufficient sleep!

10, don't question your efforts. These will be a kind of accumulation, a kind of precipitation, and a silent foreshadowing, just to make you a better person. Good Night!

1 1. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

12, does not deteriorate in debauchery, but degenerates in silence.

13, success is not richer and more famous than others, but knowing how to live and working hard in this direction.

14, such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, and sadness turns into frost. Look up at the clock, bow your head and sleep less. Friends care about sending blessings, and a word is sweet to solve worries. I hope my friends can relax, and it will be dawn in Bu Jue Meng. Good night and sweet dreams!

15, when you really want to do something, the whole universe will unite to help you.

16. When I first came into contact with books, I felt very boring and uninteresting. But as time goes on, I am more and more interested in books, and there are more and more books in the bookcase. As soon as I get home from school every day, I immediately run to the bookcase, take out my beloved books and read them with relish. Even I was fascinated. My mother invited me to dinner, and I didn't leave at all.

17, winter night, the moonlight is hazy, as if through a layer of mist, there is a chill. The pale moonlight makes people feel melancholy. Looking at the moonlight, which is no longer like water, my thoughts spread like fog points through the softness of my mood, lingering for a long time, and finally drifting in an impatient sigh.

18, reading, such as eating and drinking, leisurely chewing, its taste will be long; Chew big mouth, never know the taste.

19. Happy breakup. I wish you happiness. You can't find anything better than me.

20. Perhaps the hardest moment is the beginning of a turning point. Changing the way of thinking may usher in a turning point. Looking at the world with a normal heart, flowers bloom and fall are all scenery. Good night, friend.

2 1, the throw, the give up. From today on, be a layman all your life and live with the best posture.

22. Emotion has always been a double-edged sword, which can hurt others as well as yourself.

23. girls Where are so many white horses? Find a donkey to make do, don't wait until one day all the donkeys are taken away, leaving a pile of mules.

24. Ignore the noise around mosquitoes, ignore the buzz of flies, ignore your ears, be happy in your heart, throw your hot troubles into the sky, sleep happily, have a good dream and hug again and again, friends, sleep! Good Night!

I am used to staying up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.

26, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

27, alive, just to leap in embarrassment.

28. People who lose weight must not add any weight loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other, but it is useless. If you are not the fattest, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.

29. When you lose weight, you will never cross the bridge. Because of your weight, the ship sank before you reached the bridge.

30. After seeing me, you will suddenly find-ah, handsome can be so single-minded!

3 1, even if I am stupid and ridiculous, you don't care.

32. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late on the Internet. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

33. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

There is a sultry moisture in the air, like fog. The faint light of the lighthouse in the distance adds to the tranquility of the night. Cicada chirps in my ear from time to time. This scene, in my opinion, is a crisp and pleasant ditty, composing the charm of the night alone.

35. Happy Labor Day? Labor is a kind of happiness. Are you carried away by happiness today? Then sleep while you are dizzy. Good Night!

36. The teacher said after class: Is there anything else you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?

Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste one-third of our time every day.

38. Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, all men, all men, really abnormal, really abnormal.

39. Fallen leaves drift with the wind, leaving behind thoughts; The sunset leaves with the night, leaving a touch of glow. It's another beautiful night. Blessings are quietly sent to you. May you have a happy dream. Good Night!

40. Swearing is a profound knowledge, and not everyone can try it casually. You'd better stop trying in vain.

4 1, the full moon will gradually rise to the sky. A transparent gray cloud and faint moonlight covered the fields above, as if a ray of faint smoke was locked in a cage, like a falling man's dream. The sunset glow passed, the smoke dissipated in the fields, and the soft autumn night was diluted by the soft sunshine.

42. There is no noise, only peace and harmony; There is no worry and pressure, only relaxation and pleasure; Leave the heavy working environment, return to the warm home, say good night, and hope you are all well!

43. No one will sing Nan Shannan for me, and no one will say good night to me.

44. There is no good night, which has nothing to do with me, but there is a story buried in my heart. I toss and turn, want to enter your city and say good night to you and me.

45. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

46. Say good morning to the sun and good night to the moon every day.

47. Every night after I leave, I go home and lie in bed. I got a call from you saying good night. At that moment, my heart was particularly practical.

48. Beautiful women who leave without hugging their bodies often make satyr cry.

49. All the people who miss are passers-by. May you keep your feet on the ground and look up at the stars. The past does not look back, and the future will not. Good Night!

Don't go, I can't bear it. Can you give me money for a small pudding?

5 1, you are not a born king, but you can have the temperament of a king.

52. You never give up, even if the road ahead is full of thorns, you never stop. Because you said, "You can't become famous overnight, but it's tempered.". good night

53. Your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is idle and boring, and your insomnia is not sleepy at all.

You don't like me at all. You talk to me every day just to steal my expression pack.

You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

56. Do you think everyone went to sleep quietly after saying good night? Who believes who is a big fool. I'm relieved at ordinary times, and I can finally go back to Weibo to play games.

57. You have a hole in your head. There is water in the pit, fish in the water, and fish are spitting bubbles.

58. If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.

I'll miss you very much after you leave. Why don't you leave?

60. In a quiet night, I can't see your beautiful smile, hear your singing voice, and have no warmth. Lonely nights only belong to me, and I will always give you happiness and happiness. Good Night!

6 1, I'd rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

62. A woman's wardrobe is like a harem. There are countless beautiful women, only a few of whom like it.

63. Women often miss men so much; Men are often fickle with women.

64. Friends are two crescent moons, one in the lotus pond and the other in the sky. Friends are two stars that illuminate each other in the silent night; Friends are two suns. Even on a cold night, my heart is full of sunshine!

65. Friend, why are you still up? I wonder what time it is. ! I tell you, it's Beijing time: it's time to go to bed at night. Please don't waste your time. Oh, good night!

66. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

Dear yourself, if you can, please give yourself a good night before going to bed. Good night, good night. Peace of mind.

68. Youth is like mahjong. You must shoot or touch yourself. How many otaku and rotten women have been counted, and how many institutions have been counted, just to enjoy the moment of being knocked down.

69. Feelings are hard to give up, but hard to keep. It's a moonlit night, and then it becomes sand between your fingers. It is better to live forever, forget each other, go home, see the green hills looming, run all the way, and look at the horizon.

70. Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but the East is in the eye of the enemy.

7 1, the goal was scored by the goalkeeper.

72. Let the stars in the night sky make your bed, let the vast moon shelter you from the wind and rain, let my warm greetings hypnotize you, and let sweet dreams decorate you. Good Night!

73. People can do everything when they are pushed, except math problems.

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed dirty.

75. If you are separated from Sanqiu, it is because one person is missing; The night is long, because someone is missing; The exhibition turned to the opposite side because someone was tasting loneliness; I can't sleep alone because someone is counting sheep. Love is just two words: good night.

76, three. Blinking, like a pair of naughty and naive eyes, and like a pair of mysterious and clever eyes. They seem to have seen us and played hide-and-seek with us. We are dazzled by their agile bodies, sometimes hiding and sometimes disappearing.

77. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda. The viewer said: although it may not be a monk who burns incense, I don't think it will be a panda, not only because it is a "national treasure" in the eyes of the people, but also because it is a sincere guy who won't do bad things. Only good men and women must believe in incense, because people's "one-sided loyalty" has reached that state.

78. Playing mobile phone late at night. In addition to being sentimental, I was beaten in the face by my mobile phone.

79. The old man fell asleep at the gate of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

80. Life is not easy, so don't drown your sorrows in wine. If you feel sad, go to bed early. Wine costs money. You can save a bottle.

8 1, life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

82. Life is really hard, which often makes us irresistible, but we might as well change our mentality and mood, lighten the burden and send a piece of candy for life. Good Night!

83. People who are not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend!

84. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest, ordinary company is the most reassuring, and people who know you are the warmest.

85. Time is stronger than love after all, and it is not difficult to forget anything.

86. For example, Copernicus' health is getting worse and worse, and life is getting harder and harder. As a material person, his freedom is getting less and less; However, due to the art of "celestial movement", he gained the greatest freedom as a spiritual person. Through this example, it is discussed in detail that books can make people gain great spiritual freedom.

87, the world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold.

88. If you sleep late, you will get sleepy in the morning. If you go to bed early, you will still be sleepy in the morning. The conclusion is: I am not fit to get up.

89. Sleeping is an art. Please don't stop me from seeking art..

90. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

9 1, I woke up when I didn't feel funny, and I wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.

92. They twinkle in the starry night sky, wink playfully and peep at the secrets of the world. A meteor occasionally streaks across the sky, adding some life to the silent night.

It's not good to be too polite. Someone stepped on my foot just now, and I habitually said thank you.

94. In the library, students are immersed in the sea of books. A little girl with a ponytail and a height of 323131335323635438+0303231363533e59B9E7ad9431333431373336.

95. Smile good night, have a good sleep, smile in the morning and have an emotional atmosphere all day. Smiling after work, the room is full of joy and excitement. Smile when you are upset and forget all your troubles.

96. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

97. I am immersed in the world of books, becoming an explorer and heading for the mysterious world. I am like a hungry man again, and a book is like a loaf of bread. I'm lying on this piece of bread and I'm not hungry at all.

98. I always want to sleep except at bedtime.

99. I wonder whose name I will call when I am drunk.

100, I think all bears in the world are bear-like.

10 1. Every day, I stand before dawn and look forward to the night. I was hiding in the shadow beside the house, curious and mysterious to see what happened in the dark.

102, it seems that we have entered an era when we can only prove love with money.

103, what can you do to kill your lover?

104, there are always some people around me who laugh funnier than me.

105, I used to have eight abdominal muscles on me, but when I got to the ninth one, I went crazy.

106, I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat, eat a lot, sleep after eating, sleep late, sleep late more, eat again, and sleep late again.

107, I said that we should be best friends for life, not for fun, I am very serious, very serious. So you can't leave me, and I won't leave you.

108, I am too pure, and my purity is shameless!

109, all the people I like are on the hard disk.

1 10, there are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, I can't do this and that.

1 1 1, I am so poor, why am I fat? I don't know how this meat grows. This problem has puzzled me for many years.

1 12, I'm just used to having you, not wanting you!

1 13, I just want to know, which one will come first, you or 20xx?

1 14, the tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

1 15 is a tired day, and the stars light up my heartfelt greetings. On this blooming day, I send my most sincere wishes: be happy every day, have a good night every night, be sweet and have a good dream.

1 16, like is a touch of love; Love is deep love.

1 17, summer night, the stars are shining.

1 18, summer swept away the last cloud at night. There is only one moon in the barren and white sky. When staring, you can only vaguely see a few dim lights of the stars. This is the so-called "thin sun, moon and stars".

1 19, what girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

120 Like our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Benz.

12 1. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

122. The little girl wears a pair of wide-brimmed glasses. She took notes while reading a book. Sometimes, she will stop and frown tightly, as if thinking about something. She helps the falling glass from time to time.

123. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

124, write a poem with my thoughts; Send a wisp of breeze and give you warm wishes; Say hello and let you have a good sleep; Sing a ballad, please don't worry; Say good night and have a safe night. good night

125, there is always time and opportunity to do things, and there is always an excuse not to do things.

126, the night makes loneliness deep, and loneliness sublimates at night and blooms to explain the beauty of darkness. On a starry night, I am still myself.

127, at night, like a sleeping baby, the expression is so calm and serene. Now, it is very late, and I am the only one enjoying this charming evening, as if everything belongs to me.

128, the night is quiet. The breeze is blowing gently, swaying and colliding with the tired leaves during the day; Tired of flowers blooming; The bird flapped its wings and flew back to its nest. Everything is still, there is a vast space between heaven and earth, but the lonely moon is staring at the silent night from a distance. Nature is immersed in a dream, quietly gestating the restless dawn.

129, the night is like a huge net, slowly pulling the whole sky from all directions, free and easy and happy as splashing ink. The blush faded, leaving a black and white scene on the horizon, quietly waiting for the arrival of the night. No sadness, no despair. It is a kind of indifference, a kind of tranquility, and a sunset to watch.

130, you need to read the book you want to read. If you regard reading as a task, you will get little benefit.

13 1. Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

132. Do you have any children's shoes? Like me, I am bored to count visitors and see if there is him.

133, sometimes it's not really a love affair. You have no idea how cool a person is.

134, some things, not the stronger the better, just right. Deep words, shallow words, we walk a long way slowly. Good Night!

135, someone is looking for you, he is bored, so he is destined to be just a passer-by; Some people are looking for you, and he is used to it, so he is destined to be everything to you.

136, there is a kind of crash called password input error, a kind of panic called account login in different places, a kind of feeling called invisibility being seen by it, and a kind of loss that you don't have access rights.

137, fish will have a clear dream when sleeping in the water, cloud will have a free dream when sleeping in the wind, and you will have a beautiful dream when sleeping under my blessing. Good night and sweet dreams.

138. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After I met you, it was all dark.

139, the time on the computer is always so fast. I feel bored when I get off the computer, and time passes very slowly.

140, in front of beautiful women: danger can be saved, and no danger can create danger.

14 1, the boring time in life is also a limited edition.

142, in the dead of night, everything on the earth fell asleep.

143, in this world, living is already happy. Not to mention those who are suffering from bad luck, many people leave in a hurry before they can enjoy life. Go to sleep.

144, go to bed early. I have to go to work tomorrow, and you are tired by bus today. I obeyed: "Oh, all right! Good night, kiss and sleep!

145, I couldn't sleep long in the morning and died at night.

146, take off the gentle mask, leaving only a crying face.

147, I still want some lively heating on such a cold night. For example, when I was a child, I was naughty and was beaten by an adult. The burning feeling was very warm. Who will hit you tonight? Good Night!

148, I really envy that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

149, I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will open them for you halfway.

150, remember to turn back if you are wrong, and let go if you are wrong. Pretend to be invulnerable, and be prepared to be pierced by a thousand arrows.

15 1. I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.