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The brain teaser of Happy Morning Meeting
Brainstorming, a very entertaining language and thinking the game, skillfully set questions and produce endless humorous effects through the deviation between questions and answers. Below, I have arranged the brain teasers of the happy morning meeting for you. I hope you like it.

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1. The steamed buns stripped the potatoes of their clothes. Answer: croton

2. The potato killed the steamed stuffed bun. Answer: red bean paste bag

A river blocked the way for potatoes to escape. Answer: Dutch beans

There is a meadow ahead. Guess a plant. Answer: Plum blossoms (no flowers)

There is a meadow ahead. Guess another plant. Answer: wild plum blossoms (and no flowers)

6. A sheep was grazing on the grass, and a wolf came, but the wolf didn't eat the sheep. Why? (Guess an animal) Shrimp (Blind)

7. Here comes another wolf. The wolf didn't eat sheep. Why? (Guess an animal) Prawn (blind in the right eye)

8. The sheep barked, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep. Why? (Guess an animal) Lobster (deaf and blind)

9. A pig ran out of the pigsty. (Guess a singer) Wang Leehom (booming)

10. You Zhu has escaped. (Guess a singer) Han Hong (still prosperous)

1 1. There is a brick on the plane. How many bricks are left after a brick falls? Answer: 0 yuan.

12. How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator? Answer: Step 3: Open the door and zoom in like closing the door.

13. How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Answer: Step 3: Open the door, bring the elephant and let the giraffe close the door.

14. A meeting of all animals was held in the forest. Who didn't attend? Answer: Giraffe, because it is locked in the refrigerator.

15. It is no problem for an old woman to cross the river with crocodiles. Why? Answer: Because the crocodile went to the animal convention.

16. Finally, the old woman died. Why? Answer, because I was killed by a brick falling from the plane.

17. What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.

18. You Zhu has a pigsty. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.

19. What should I do when the pigs in the pigsty come for the first time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai

20. Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

2 1. Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)

22. Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)

23. The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.

24. The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.

25. The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and got in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.

26. A steamed stuffed bun fought with a potato, and the potato killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.

27. When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to take revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run. A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.

28. A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.

29. A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.

30. A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: idiot, or two chickens.

Classic brain teaser

1. Please let the tortoise and rabbit race and the pig be the referee. Who will win the game? Answer: I can't say! The person mentioned is a pig.

2. Why do some people like to take a shower after taking a shower? Answer: Because it's disgusting to pee in the shower.

Mark's father answered in the city library (four-word idiom): Know the way old horse (city map old horse).

4. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you a year later.

5. A bear without a tail is a tail bear. What kind of bear is a bear without penis? Answer: Mama Bear.

6. What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: Safe Island

7. Are there carp under these two pieces of ice? Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).

8. Is it possible that an ant really climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo? Answer: climb on the map

9. A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? A: Because he is not in the car.

10. There is a place where you can go in, but you can't come out. What is this place? Answer: the grave

1 1. In the 100-meter race between chicken and goose, the chicken runs faster than the goose, but why is it late to the finish line? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.

12. A ball and an iron ball fell from the tall building. Who landed first? Answer: iron ball

13. The east bell rang, but there was no one in the classroom. What happened? Answer: physical education class.

14. Who works all day? Answer: a ballet dancer.

15. Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why? Answer: Count from one to two.

16. Who keeps eating but never gets enough? Answer: air.

17. Is there any way to make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Answer: handstand

18. Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?

19. Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class. Why did you fall to the third place this time? Answer: Because two people scored higher than him.