The first act:

Wang Leyan and Li Yao are both juniors of X University, with excellent personalities and knowledge: Wang Leyan is the research object of the school, and liyao gets a national scholarship every year. One day, Li Yao and Wang Leyan had an argument. ...

Li Yao walked quickly ahead, and Wang Leyan followed quickly.

Wang Leyan took Li Yao. "Wait for me, don't walk so fast."

Li Yao: "What are you waiting for? You promised to watch Pleasant Goat with me, but you suddenly changed your mind yesterday! "

Wang Leyan: "Didn't you help Gangzi pick up a new student yesterday ..." Wang Leyan pulled Li Yao's sleeve and Li Yao walked to the other side.

Li Yao: "I've been helping him everywhere since school. It's been two weeks ... "

Wang Leyan: "Don't talk about it", face the audience. "Last semester, he took 13 courses and failed six and a half courses. By the way, do you know what six and a half is? " One small step towards Li Yao.

Li Yao: "Fuck you!" Go again. Wang Leyan pretended to be in pain,

Li Yao: "Does it hurt?"

Wang Leyan: "Well, I dare not hurt!" "

Wang Leyan: "I can only help him recruit and interview. He wants to make up the exam! " "

Li Yao: "Hum! I don't care, you say, what to do! "

Wang Leyan: "By the way, didn't you say let me count the stars with you? How sunny it is today, go now? "

Li Yao: "Hum! Just count the moon according to your IQ! " Wang Leyan shook Li Yao's arm.

Gangzi came on stage. He has a suit and tie, shorts and slippers on his feet.

Gangzi: "Cough! Ahem! What are you two doing? "

Wang Leyan quickly let go of Li Yao and pointed to Gangzi.

Li Yao: "It's not because of you. He didn't accompany me to see Pleasant Goat yesterday. " Gave Wang Leyan a white look. Wang Leyan embarrassed nao nao head.

Gangzi: "Ah! You like watching it, too. Which episode was broadcast yesterday? "

Li Yao: "How dare you say?" Wang Leyan fanned Li Yao with his hand and said, "Calm down, calm down ..."

Wang Leyan: "By the way, didn't you have an exam? Why are you back so soon? "

Gangzi: "I'll do it quickly!" " "Proud expression," I prepared three cheat sheets, three copies! " "

Li Yao asked curiously, "Where?"

Gangzi smiled mysteriously: "Hmm ~ gnome male ~" Roll up his trouser legs, put a piece of paper on his legs, roll up his sleeves, put a piece of paper on his arm, and take off his hat. There is a piece of paper on it, which is obviously a cheat sheet.

Wang Leyan: "We should be able to pass this time!"

Gangzi: "Finished? ~ ~ can't get through! "

Li Yao: "This is a 13 subject. Can't you pass? "

Gangzi: "The make-up exam today is advanced mathematics. I brought an English cheat sheet!" " "

Wang Leyan: "What are you doing? Dressed so handsome? And a red scarf This is really the case! " The first photo of Brother Sharp appeared on PPT.

Li Yao: "No, it should be this!" The second picture appears in PPT.

Gangzi: "What eyes! I obviously did it according to this! " PPT shows the third picture of Brother Sharp.

Gangzi: "Let go, let go, I'm going to the Literature and Art Department of the Freedom Association for an interview. I sing a song in our playground every day! "

Li Yao: "It turns out that you complain on the playground every day!" "

Gangzi: "You want to hear it again, don't you? No need to explain, I understand! " (singing about the sea)

Li Yao attacked Wang Leyan. "Really promising, stop singing!"

Wang Leyan: "Yes! Stop singing, you sing this stupid song, and your disfigured face is dressed like a garbage collector. Besides, you failed so many subjects ... "

Gangzi: "Alas! Don't mention this, do you know what is the most painful thing for college students? "

They shook their heads.

Gangzi: "Make-up exam! Then do you know what is the most painful thing for college students? "

They shook their heads again.

Gangzi: "Every day ..."

Wang Leyan said to Gangzi, "Make-up exam!"

Gangzi: "Yes, make-up exams every day!" "

Li Yao: "But other students in your class are doing well!" "

Gangzi: "No, no, no, you don't understand the market! There are 42 people in my class, 4 1 and they don't want anything to do with physics in the future! "

Wang Leyan: "Isn't there another one?"

Gangzi: "That! I haven't thought about it yet! "

Li Yao: "In any case, as science students, we should keep our feet on the ground and divide books ..."

Gangzi: "Science students? ! Science students always say,' Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I bowed my head to do my homework',' My relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other and said I was doing my homework',' I was sitting up in shock when I was dying, and I haven't done my homework today',' Nobody died in life since ancient times, so I will continue to do my homework in the afterlife'. Do science students dare to do anything else? "

Wang Leyan: "All you do is complain. Do you know what is the most important thing in the school of science? "

Gangzi opened her clothes and posted the words "loneliness" on her chest. Say, "Lonely."

Li Yao: "Gangzi, do you know what is the most important thing for us to be science students?"

Gangzi opened the back of his clothes, which read "patience" and said, "patience!"

Gangzi: "Well, I'm going for an interview." He turned to himself and said, "I heard that many little sisters are freshmen today ... but I have a girlfriend but." Girlfriend and Miss Sister are obviously different! " Wang Leyan listened to Gangzi and responded accordingly. Finally,

Wang Leyan: "Yes! Of course not! " Turned to look at Li Yao. Li Yao slapped her hand with a paper tube.

Li Yao: "How is it different?"

Wang Leyan: "No ... No ..." Li Yao chased Wang Leyan.

Act II:

Gangzi is disheveled in the dormitory, playing his game, wearing half sleeves on his upper body, but no buttons, shorts on his lower body, slippers on his feet, his legs crossed and a lollipop in his mouth. Then the phone rang. He pressed the speaker impatiently and a girl's voice came.

"You stood me up again. Have you forgotten what you promised me? "

Gangzi: "oh, wait a minute, I'll Baidu." If Baidu can't find me to try the dog, don't worry, there's nothing I can't find ... "

"There you go again. Do you know that today is my mother's birthday? "

Gangzi: "I Baidu!" "

"You make me don't understand! ! ! "

Gangzi: "I Baidu!" "

"Ha ha ... you have changed, let's break up!"

Gangzi: "I Baidu ... hey, no, no ... hey, hey!" ! "

The girl hung up the phone.

Gangzi: "Shit, I was rejected for the eighth time in the interview yesterday. My little sister doesn't like me and falls in love again. What could be worse? "

Just sit down, the phone rang again, just the child hurriedly connected, "hello! Xiao Lin, I was wrong, I was wrong, ok ... "

"What are you doing? I am not Kobayashi! I, Wang Leyan! "

Gangzi: "Oh, Brother Lei, what's up?"

"Just the student affairs office informed me that you failed all the make-up exams 13 subjects. You will fail. "

Gangzi: "Oh, I'll go! Which angel sister have I offended? What's wrong with me! Aizaza! "

"You ... you ... well, I won't argue with you, arguing with you insults my IQ! By the way, my aunt came to see you today and will arrive soon! "

Gangzi said in surprise, "My mother? She ... what is she doing here? "

"You return not bashful say? ! I didn't go home for a summer vacation and didn't even call. Isn't she worried about what happened to you? "

Gangzi: "How old am I? Besides, what can I do as a big man? I hope something will happen, provided that I have something, but even if I have something, who wants to have something with me? "

"What, what to drink? I don't care. When my aunt arrives, I'll take her directly to your dormitory. Clean your pigsty! Du-du-du-"

Just looking at the phone, frowning. Suddenly I took a photo with my mobile phone. Continue his DOTA career.

(Lights out, Angry Birds game video and music appear on the screen)

"Knock, knock!" Gangzi got up and opened the door. Chloe Wang brought Gangzi's mother into the house.

Wang Leyan: "Auntie, please come in. This is Gangzi's pigsty. Oh, no, it's a kennel. Oh, no, the bedroom! "

Wang Leyan: "Gangzi, aunt is here!" " "

Gangzi didn't even look. "Oh." Keep playing his game.

Wang Leyan came to Gangzi and whispered to him, "What are you doing? This attitude? "

Gangzi didn't look up. "Sit anywhere."

Mother took two steps. "Xiaogang?"

Gangzi didn't answer and continued to play the game.

Mother raised her voice and called to him, "Xiao Gang?"

Gangzi: "Oh, why? I heard it! "

Mother (flustered): "Oh, oh, nothing, you are busy, I just want to ask you how everything is?"

Gangzi: "It's just a trip, didn't you see it?" Very good! "

Mother: "OK, OK ... and then your research ..."

Gangzi: "I tell you you can understand!" " "

Wang Leyan couldn't see the past and gave Gangzi a push: "Aunt came all the way to see your face?"

Gangzi suddenly stood up and stared at Wang Leyan and said, "You don't have to worry about my family!" Say that finish flee ignominiously. Wang Leigang was about to go after him when his mother stopped him. "Don't chase him. His heart ... unfair ... "

Mother wiped her eyes gently, and then said, "Xiao Lei and Xiaogang, I am relieved to see that he is all right. Please take care of him and help him study. "

Wang Leyan: "Aunt, where are you talking about? We grew up together, don't worry! "

Mother: "I won't stay here either." I have work at home, so I will go back first. "

Wang Leyan: "Aunt, please stay today. I have arranged for the train to go back tomorrow morning. "

Wang Leyan has been helping Gangzi's mother.

(Lights out)

Act III:

At the railway station, Wang Leyan and Gangzi's mother walked in front, and Gangzi followed. The three stopped, and the mother said, "Xiao Gang, my mother went back first. Take care of yourself. You don't have to worry about your study. Take your time. I asked someone else. They say your major is actually quite good. Study hard, Ang. " Li Yao came running with a bread and a bottle of water in his hand and handed it to Gangzi's mother. "Aunt, you haven't eaten so early. Eat bread! " Mother looked at the bread, went to the post and said:

"Xiao gang, you also got up early in the morning. Eat your bread! "

Just son didn't take it, turn around.

Mom took a step, and then said, "Eat, you have been in poor health since you were a child. How can you skip breakfast ..."

Gangzi knocked out the bread in her mother's hand and shouted, "I said I won't eat it!" " Are you bored? "Mother looked blankly for a while, slowly walked to the place where the bread fell to the ground, picked up the bread and squatted there crying. Li Yao stepped forward to help her.

Wang Leyan just slapped Gangzi and shouted at him, "Do you still have a conscience? Aunt came all the way to see you, and you did this to her? She raised you by herself. Are you still angry that she didn't get your filial piety? Do you know how hard it is for her not to have an uncle? "

Gangzi roared: "I thought everything would be fine when I grew up." I want to learn what I want to learn and do what I want to do. I like art so much, but she told me what to study in physics and said that I could be a teacher in the future. Now I am studying a major I don't like in an unsuitable place. Who can understand the taste? " Get down.

At this time, my mother came over and choked and said, "Xiao Gang, I apologize to you first." Say that finish knelt down. Wang Leyan and Li Yao hurried to help their mother, but she pushed them away.

My mother said, "I am a countryman and have never seen the world." I just want you to settle down. Mom knows that you like studying art. Your favorite song when you were a child was' Only a mother is good in the world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure'. With so much money spent on studying art, mom borrowed everything she could and took everything she could. Mom is useless. Mom, I'm sorry for delaying your future ... "

Gangzi: "Mom-"

Mom: "Mom is not afraid of being tired. You can do several jobs a day. Mom really wants you to pursue your dreams. Mom really can't afford such a large tuition fee. When you were born, your family was poor and your father went out to work. Do you know what he does? He went to an illegal small coal mine to transport coal. I won't let him go. He said there was more money. But don't want to, never come back in the landslide ... "

Gangzi: "Mom, stop it. I am too headstrong. I will study hard. I will study hard! " "

Wang Leyan Li Yao came forward to help them, and everyone left.

(PPT: Considering Gangzi's special situation, the school invited special teachers and students with good grades to make up lessons for him. Gangzi studied hard by himself. After one year's hard work, he made up the missed courses and recruited a new job the next year ...)

Act IV:

Wang Leyan, Li Yao and Gangzi recruited together, Wang Leyan went ahead, and Li Yao and Gangzi followed in turn.

Wang Leyan: "There are obviously more freshmen this year than in previous years. Our task is heavy enough! "

Li Yao: "That's because the national policy is good, so many children in poor areas can afford to go to school."

Gangzi: "Yes! Let's get to work! "

Three people sat down and bowed their heads to sort out the information. At this time, a man came running, wearing a uniform coat upside down, not shorts of the same color, slippers on his feet, a piece of cloth on his head, and signs "I will pass every exam" and "I will never fail" hanging on his chest, running on the court. I dropped a slipper on the road, so I patted my watch on the table first and went back to pick up the slipper. Take it in your hand and go back to the table and talk to Wang Leyan. At this moment, Wang Leyan covered his mouth with one hand and pushed him with the other.

"Lei elder brother, lei elder brother, this is my new registration form. Please help me get Ang, and I will make up the exam. I have to make up three courses today! "

Then a strange smile, "I prepared 9 cheat sheets and 9 different cheat sheets! By the way, I want to call them and ask them to give me a seat. " Picking up slippers, I found that I took them wrong, but I smiled and said, "Yes! Put the cheat sheet here! "

Take out your mobile phone, put on your shoes and shout, "Hello! Give me a seat, a good seat, by the wall! " End.

Li Yao nudged Wang Leyan and said, "Do you feel deja vu?"

Wang Leyan leaned forward and said, "How can it be so similar?"

Gangzi pretended to be at a loss and said, "Why? Why are you looking at me? I'm a good man now! My brother is like this now! " There is a picture of Obama shaking hands with Brother Sharp in PPT.

Then a freshman came to report. Look around.

Wang Leyan: "Freshmen, sign up here!"

Freshman: "Oh!" While filling out the form, I asked Wang Leyan, "Senior, do you really see that I am a freshman at a glance?"

Wang Leyan: "Yes, I can see it from your mental outlook and the bag you are carrying."

Freshman: "But a 5-year-old child called me aunt on the train yesterday! Ok, fill it out! "

Li Yao handed her a watch and said, "Physics major, go to that senior and get the key!" "

Freshman: "Oh! Thank you! "

I bought a watch from Li Yao and went to work.

Gangzi: "This is your dormitory key. Your dormitory is in 1 1 dormitory, dormitory 525. "

Freshman: "Thank you, senior! Senior, I am not very good at math. I'm afraid my computer major is having a hard time! "

Gangzi: "Nothing. Profession is on the one hand, and the most important thing is yourself. Remember, as long as you work hard, the hammer becomes a needle. " As long as the hoe swings well, you can't dig the corner. "

Freshman: "But I heard that a Wang 13 course failed before. Who is it? " Do you know that?/You know what? "

Gangzi said awkwardly, "Well ... I ..."

At the same time, Wang Leyan Li Yao said loudly: "We also heard about it! Yes, Gangzi! "

Gangzi: "Why! Relax. Didn't I say that? I'm fine! " Then he said, "major is not what you think." In fact, it is best for universities to study hard! "

Four people walked to the stage.

Gangzi: "there are no bad majors, only students who don't work hard;" There is nothing you can't learn, only let yourself be lazy! Four years of college time is fleeting, I hope everyone: "

The four people said in unison: "Seize the opportunity and realize the ideal of life!"