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1, c stands for Ye Cheng h stands for Hao Shasha s stands for Song Xiaobao.

C: Daughter-in-law (hugging)

Oh, my God, I thought I was going to make out with you. I didn't expect this kung fu.

Not less than that. What are you?

Did your husband hurt you?

This should be a surprise for you. Your family will give me a friend who can fight with weapons.

H: Give me a surprise. What surprise are you going to give me?

Do you know what is the best movie recently?

H: what?

C: (Performing Kung Fu Panda)

H: Ah, Kung Fu Panda.

C: Right, right, right.

H: Ah, I bought a ticket.

C: Please give me two tickets.

H: Oh, dear, that's very kind of you.

C: It's very troublesome. I waited in line to buy it.

H: When, when? Let's go.

C: Don't hurry after dinner. It's already bought, just need to eat.

H: What did you buy?

C: I bought Hangzhou food.

Are you kidding me? Is that Hangzhou food? Isn't this steamed bread?

C: What flowers do you like to send to that daughter-in-law?

H: flowers

C: Be my guest.

H: I only like two kinds of flowers.

C: What two words do you say?

H:- One is a rich flower, and the other is a leisure flower.

C: (embarrassed)

Honey, you are so beautiful.

H: I'm not beautiful

C: You are right.

H: it's annoying

C: flowers are free, just spend them.

Eat steamed stuffed bun

H: (laughs) Have some of ours.

The doorbell rang ...

H: who?

C: Who is it?

S: It's me.

Dad, I feel that I am too biased. I got 50 points in Chinese. Then Chinese needs more efforts. What about math? Five points.

2. Classic sentences in Song Xiaobao's sketches.

(1) I wonder if this is the end of my life, or should I return it? Can we go back?

(2) looking at the big sister leaves, a tingle.

(3) Do I send Didi?

(4) I am not a little old man, I am a little suspension spring.

(5) Don't you look like you have a diploma with glasses?