C: Daughter-in-law (hugging)
Oh, my God, I thought I was going to make out with you. I didn't expect this kung fu.
Not less than that. What are you?
Did your husband hurt you?
This should be a surprise for you. Your family will give me a friend who can fight with weapons.
H: Give me a surprise. What surprise are you going to give me?
Do you know what is the best movie recently?
H: what?
C: (Performing Kung Fu Panda)
H: Ah, Kung Fu Panda.
C: Right, right, right.
H: Ah, I bought a ticket.
C: Please give me two tickets.
H: Oh, dear, that's very kind of you.
C: It's very troublesome. I waited in line to buy it.
H: When, when? Let's go.
C: Don't hurry after dinner. It's already bought, just need to eat.
H: What did you buy?
C: I bought Hangzhou food.
Are you kidding me? Is that Hangzhou food? Isn't this steamed bread?
C: What flowers do you like to send to that daughter-in-law?
H: flowers
C: Be my guest.
H: I only like two kinds of flowers.
C: What two words do you say?
H:- One is a rich flower, and the other is a leisure flower.
C: (embarrassed)
Honey, you are so beautiful.
H: I'm not beautiful
C: You are right.
H: it's annoying
C: flowers are free, just spend them.
Eat steamed stuffed bun
H: (laughs) Have some of ours.
The doorbell rang ...
H: who?
C: Who is it?
S: It's me.
Dad, I feel that I am too biased. I got 50 points in Chinese. Then Chinese needs more efforts. What about math? Five points.
2. Classic sentences in Song Xiaobao's sketches.
(1) I wonder if this is the end of my life, or should I return it? Can we go back?
(2) looking at the big sister leaves, a tingle.
(3) Do I send Didi?
(4) I am not a little old man, I am a little suspension spring.
(5) Don't you look like you have a diploma with glasses?