1. Hu Weidang: Your parents paid you to study here, not to raise pigs.

2. He Chaoyang: Look at the watch (four tones). Can the table (four tones) function be derivable? I'm telling you: it's not negotiable. Look here, look here, see if there is a watch (four tones). What does the little guy mean? Would that be enlightening?

3. Zhao Yaotang: Let me talk for a while. It's also very hot today. If you want to exercise, go down. Don't want to exercise, just sit in the classroom and wander in the corridor. I tell you, if that classmate is in poor health, it's best to go down for nothing. If something happens, it won't be fun.

4. Guo Quanchang: What else is there to ask? Strange, this is not a question of knowledge at all. Can you say that you can't do it at all? I said no, go back and see!

Miss Wang Qiu: I see you, but if you don't study hard, I want to die!

7. One day, while listening, Jin Xiao shouted on the radio: Students, please turn on the speakers! I don't know who he told! )

8. Cui: "Students! What? What? . . You give him a back, ah, back quickly, back quickly, back to death. "

9. Cui: "Students, which one?" . . . Who has any questions? Ask! ""Question 7 "and" Auntie. . . Question 7: Who has a question? Stand up and ask! "

10. Yang Lei: I haven't heard from you in this paragraph (dui three times). Do you know what to do? How much is the chemistry score 108 funny?

1 1. Xu Pengfei: (watching the basketball game) "One! One! One! Fast forward! Fast forward! Yixi! Almost, foreign Japanese! " (Everyone is speechless! )

12. Who put it on the plane in Wang Shuyan? Open again. I want you to stand on the blackboard in the back.

13. Cui Ju Xue: "What should I choose for this question?" Student: "A", "C" and "D" (poor B nobody shouted)

Cui: "Yes, the answer to this question is B, next question ~"

14. Wang Shuyan: If I don't tell Nen, Nen will never know what it is.

15. Gong Weijie: Does your mouth itch? Rub your mouth against the wall ~

16. Zhao: Attention, class. Attention, look, look, I'm deformed ~ (when talking about math problems)

17. Coach Benny: When I am away, you are like mothers without children.

18. Zhang wanhuai: reach out and feel if it is a man!

19. Feng Yaxing: No discussion, no discussion. This problem will not be discussed in high school. Let's discuss it in this class. None of the textbooks in Chinese mainland discuss these issues.

I'm talking about college entrance examination questions. Darwin is very useful to us. He can squat in front of the door and watch ants climb trees.

20. Xia Jiahai: You don't know how deep the water is. I know. I have seen many scenes of the college entrance examination every year.

2 1. Liu Baojing: (One hand imitates the trajectory of point P, and the other hand points to that hand and asks) Do you see what this is?

Answer: That's the elbow.

22. Hu Wei Party: All the wood sellers here want it! I don't want anything! Sell it at the school gate and set up a stall to sell it!

(One day, a student's phone rang while Hu Wei was in class): "The college entrance examination is coming soon, and it's really troublesome not to improve my IQ. Your IQ is higher than yours. Please ask your front, back, left and right tables to teach you how to set the vibration. Call me back quickly and see if something happened to your father. What happened to your dad? "

23. One day, in an argument with a student. ...

Student: "sick" (meaning he was ill, so he didn't come to class, not absent from class)

Party: "My beans are sick" (leaving in a hurry)

(It's time to stand blankly for a long time ...)

24. When I came in the morning a few days ago, Le (someone) went upstairs and said to the person next to him, "Today's physical examination is with Hu Wei Party!" Hu Weidang then shouted, "Who called him dad again this morning? ! " ......

25. Li Anhui: Look at the time. You also know that the car broke down the day before yesterday and the watch broke down yesterday. Today, this is a disaster. Stand outside! Criticize sb. for being late ...

26. Wang: These children all drank too much stupid soup.

27. Wei Pengxian; Why are you staring at me? Don't understand? Then I'll say it again (no one can understand who is staring at him)

28. The tall geography teacher said "Ah" in class.

29. Liu Baojing: Let me give you an example.

30. Chang 'an: The school canteen has just opened. He led his class to buy food. He inserted the magnetic card into the machine and said to the master, "A steamed bun, a steamed bun!" " The students did the same thing: "A bowl of porridge, a bowl of soup!"

3 1. One day, Hu Wei Party was arguing with a student: Student: "Hu Wei Party, you fucking bean bitch!"

Hu: "Hey ~ (rising tone) I am cheap!"

32. Wang's phone rang in class. He took it out and held it for a while. As soon as the phone rings, there must be a sentence "Oh, my student told me to drink again!" "

33. Liu Baojing: This issue is beyond Mr. Liu's concern. I will come to the university and ask Liu Jiaoshou to tell him.

34. Is Zhao? Isn't it? Isn't it? Is it ||||,,,, (The decibel is getting higher and higher)

35. W: Why are you sorry? Hmm? Why am I sorry? You're good to me? As she says this, she touches her chubby face with her chubby hands.

36. Feng Yaxing's most classic sentence is "I don't understand anything in the reference book, I don't understand the topic, and I want to do something."

37. Zhang said, "Besides, girls can't get married. You are all long faces who can't get married. "

38. Cui likes to say fixed collocation and fixed usage. Foreigners say so.

39 Shi Zhanhai: The superiority of socialism, well ~ others say there is ~ everyone says there is ~ I didn't see it when I grew up anyway. I still don't know where the superiority of socialism lies.

Shi Zhanhai basically approved the * * * production party if he didn't approve Mao Zedong, Marx if he didn't approve the * * * production party, socialism if he didn't approve Marx, and a harmonious society for 30 years after the founding of the People's Republic of China if he didn't approve socialism, and ...

40. Sun Yi: Some students stare at the textbooks in class, and as a result, they really don't move after a class.

4 1. Sun: Don't discuss problems with your deskmate below, it will make people suspicious. If you have any questions, ask me. If I can't, ask your deskmate again. ...

42. Liu Rongjun: This is a question of being a man!

43. Liu Rongjun I sell socks, but these socks are not edible, so I have to exchange them with others. You see, this college entrance examination question is actually nothing, is it really nothing?

44. Wei Oh, no! Jesus Christ. I said, you girl, then our account can't be settled. Well, comrades, I'm sorry. How could you? You are really young people who have never seen the world. What were you thinking when you said you were in your twenties? Seeing you all like that makes me sick. I really want to squeeze you out one by one!

45. Zhang: "I'm not saying that the girls in our class are noisy every day. They have to be so young to get married at the age of 30." . . . "

46. Liu Rongjun: Facing the right, it is wrong for Mao Zedong to launch the Cultural Revolution-(suddenly turning to the left and saying loudly), right?

47. Wang Qiu: Ignore you. You are a person. Ignore you. Give it a fly. . . )

48. Liu Qinghai: The basic problem is easy to solve! How to do this problem? It's hard to say whether it is!

49. Hu: Do you vomit in the kitchen? Y: I also talk nonsense to my family: that means nothing but your quality.

50. Hu Weiwei Party: Nothing is said in vain. Stop class for a week and come back this time next week! Hey hey! Xiong Haizi, I will kick you to death! ~~~

5 1. Qian Liping: Look at it, look at it.

52. Liu Baojing: Mathematics is an elephant (event) and English is an elephant (event).

(Note: Lao Bao teaches math, and Xiao Xiang is Zhang Xiaoxiang, the head teacher of Class 5 who teaches English. The above sentence was originally from a math class in Class 5)

53. Wang Shuyan: You go out, you go out and stand for me for one day.

54. Cui Ju Xue: "Hey! What do you want to choose? "

55. Xue: It won't be counterproductive to watch the tender class go to sleep and scream after class.

56. Wang Qiu: (Because too many people in our class went out to go to the toilet in the first class, the old class criticized us like this after witnessing the whole process): "Hey, there are so many people going out to relieve themselves in class at night. Class will be over in five minutes. You have to go out. Your bladder is too small. Are you sick? "

57. Zhang: Dear classmates, you are all very abnormal now.

58. Yu Xiurong: I found this-many people are sound-absorbing, so I can't hear my words in the back.

59. Zhao Xiaowei: When I'm away, you run out to relieve yourself, and no one goes out when I'm around. Does your ability have anything to do with the time when I appeared?

60. Little Party: There is a gliding dragon moving at a high speed with an acceleration of 15 Newton (there is a pulley moving at a constant speed with an acceleration of 15 Newton).

6 1. Wei Jianmin: Is this a product? (You'll understand after reading it)

62. Li Anhui: Look at you like that. You put on airs and come every day!

Then I criticized you for your own good. Don't look impatient.

63. Gu Chang: Zhao Chong! Is this the blackboard that you cleaned? Garbage is always so dirty. Are you tired of living?

Students are so sleepy that they always like to climb onto the table and have a rest before the first class in the morning. One day, the first class was teacher Wang Xipeng's math class: "How can I eat and sleep if I don't develop this habit?" If I don't call you, you can sleep until the fourth quarter! This is not a good habit, nor is it a habit that an advanced animal like us should develop! ~ "(The students fainted on the spot! ~)

65. Hu Weiwei Party: You talk a lot as a girl. You think you are great. I think I'm great. The tortoise bounced back. ..

66. Liu Rongjun: That word is uglier to read and write than people.

67. Liu Baojing "That year I was 16, a handsome boy of 16 years old. .....

Zhang Wanhuai: Reach out and feel if it is a man!

Yang Lei: This rape weak acid salt (strong base weak acid salt).

Students, you are shameless. Talk to your face. You should practice puppy love.

Wang Shuyan: (Lessons from the Reform Movement of 1898) Emperor Guangxu gave Kang Youwei a "secret letter".

Others can be found in Luohe High School Post Bar.