1. What kind of official doesn't give orders but always smiles at others? Answer: Xin Langguan.

A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why? Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.

Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why? A: He swears every day.

4. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because he stood on the tree and jumped.