First, the teacher is a paper tiger.
This is actually a state of mind. Many people caught cheating have made such a mistake, that is, taking extreme mistakes. Some people are extremely arrogant. He thinks you just can't see me, I'm just copying. Such people still don't need to watch, because even if the teacher hangs you up, you can't help it. The other is to take teachers too seriously. When the teacher turns around, he looks like an enemy. When the teacher's shadow moved over, it was the dark clouds that crushed the city. Actually, it's not necessary If you put yourself in your shoes and bored you for two hours, what would you like to do most? It's just that time flies faster. Many people are waiting for someone when they are dating. At that time, you will actually find that time passes the slowest. On the contrary, I will unconsciously slip away while thinking about things or reading text messages for a while. So is the teacher. They have more things to do. They will think about when the class will change the papers, how to arrange the holidays, where the children's milk powder is used and so on. So many teachers are very strict when they sit in tandem. In fact, what I observed in their eyes was a kind of dullness caused by thinking. At this time, they are Tyrannosaurus rex, and the angle of view is only 30 degrees. This is the seat problem I will talk about later. Therefore, there are only two purposes for the teacher to walk around. One is to see how everyone is doing, and the other is to get up and exercise, and my feet are numb.
Second, the seat is the trump card.
Seating is a matter of concern to everyone. How to sit is the most advantageous, and where to sit is the least easy to find. In fact, this problem can be analyzed. Here is my strategy:
1. First, sit by the window. In architectural design, the general indoor layout, especially the school classroom, always gives a window and a wall. Why did you choose a window seat? There are three advantages. First, it is generally located on the left-hand side (because the distribution of buildings is east-west, which is convenient for lighting). If you sit like this, you can turn over the cheat sheets with your left hand. Cheating Theorem 1: Never leave your right hand empty (you are in an exam, and your right hand doesn't hold a pen, unless you are left-handed, all fools know what you are going to do). Second, your refractive index is the lowest. What does this mean? Imagine you are sitting next to a white wall. Who is the most conspicuous? Of course it's you, because the white wall has become the most monotonous background, and the teacher's attention, to be exact, even if he doesn't want to look at you, his half corner will perceive the most prominent part of a painting. So sitting by the window can make you invisible in the background outside the window. The teacher is not sensitive to you when you are with the background. The third is supplementary explanation, that is, even if you are found, things are confiscated and you are depressed, you can look out of the window in the shortest time and adjust your mood. Scientific research has proved that rich colors are more likely to change people's mood.
Secondly, choose a seat near the front row. Many beginners or cheaters with no theory think that the back seat is safer, which is a naive idea, because there are often teachers behind, which is second, and more importantly, many killers in the Academic Affairs Office often come in through the back door (if these people catch you, you will lose a lot). Moreover, facing away from your opponent has the lowest chance of winning, so you should spend more time observing the teacher. Others think it is better to sit in the middle seat, which is a better choice than the last seat, but it violates Sun Tzu's Art of War, which says: Don't be the target of public criticism. Sitting in the middle is equivalent to letting yourself out of the village and the store, and the sight range of the teachers before and after just intersects with your position, so any action you make will arouse their sensitivity. In marching and fighting, we should talk about the formation of troops. It's the most important to arrange troops, and the middle position is actually very dangerous, but one advantage is that you can find the killer of the academic affairs office in the first time, because the middle view is also the most open, avoiding the biggest loss. As for the front row position, the first one just mentioned the teacher's vision. You can measure the angle. The first two rows of vision are about 120 degrees to 160 degrees, which is the absolute blind spot for teachers. Unless he deliberately observes you, he won't see you for 80% of the exam time. Moreover, sitting in the front row will make the average teacher think that you are a good student with an answer, and you don't care about sitting under the teacher's eyes, paralyzing your opponent's psychology from the beginning, which is conducive to the later battle.
Third, cheat sheets are exquisite.
Many students' cheat sheets are actually unprofessional. Why is cheat sheet called cheat sheet? Because it is small, how small is it? Cheating Theorem 2: Your cheat sheet always needs only one hand to control. (This first echoes the theorem 1, and the right hand always holds the pen. Secondly, you can quickly destroy the evidence with one hand and throw it on the ground after being found. As the saying goes, if a thief catches a thief and hides, the teacher has no evidence, and at most he will warn you. ) I see that many students often use a large piece of paper as a cheat sheet (some are even bigger than the test paper), which is a serious misunderstanding of cheat sheets. Let me introduce you to two cheat sheets:
1. Reduce the printed version of the font: this type of cheat sheet is most commonly used. The production method is to type the content to be used on the computer, with the font size of "Song Ti" and the font size of "6". This is the most ergonomic typesetting I have summed up over the years. I wasted a lot of paper when I was older, but I couldn't see clearly when I was younger. The use of this cheat sheet is folded and the size is within the palm of your hand. You can adjust the margins according to the size of your palm to make it most comfortable to use.
2. Hand-written version of the paper: this is the way I used to eat big books when I was a child. The production method is to select high-quality white paper (it is best to buy it in a copy shop, and 500 copies for 20 yuan are enough for you to make a cheat sheet for life). The quality of this paper is better than that of printing paper. Users write their own content on the scroll, and the length of the scroll is preferably between 20 cm and 25 cm. If it is too long, the rolling will be larger, which will affect the operating feel. Then carefully roll up the cheat sheet, roll it up for 2-3 times repeatedly, and get up again the next day to form it. This cheat sheet is suitable for people with flexible fingers. The method of use is to hold one end of the scroll with thumb or forefinger, and stir it with the other finger, with the appropriate length of 5 cm. After reading this part, open your fingers and the paper roll will be automatically recycled because of its elasticity. In this way, a 5 cm "body" between two fingers can be used to display a long strip of content. Moreover, this cheat sheet can quickly return to your palm when the teacher suddenly arrives, with a high safety factor, which is also what I often use.
Fourth, we must work hard.
People who cheat also have the virtue of cheating. Since we have chosen this road, it means taking more risks and being more careful. Cheating Theorem 3: Never put anything three hours before the exam. If you have an exam the next morning, you must finish your homework the night before. This is a kind of morality and a kind of insurance measure, because no one knows what the next chocolate will look like. If you overslept, or have an accident halfway, if you put things off until the next day, it will bring you failure. As the saying goes, those who are prepared are also prepared.
Fifth, the examination room is the battlefield, be a brave soldier.
No matter how you prepare before the exam, people are not as good as the sky. Even a master like me has encountered bad means such as temporary seat change and substitution. In the face of such a situation, we must first ensure a balanced mentality. I believe that no matter where we sit, there will be opportunities. As long as we don't get caught, we still have a chance before the exam is over.
Don't treat the teacher as an enemy during the exam, but as a collaborator, actively cooperate with the teacher, smile when holding the paper, and say thank you are all temporary public relations before the exam, which may play a great role at a critical moment. After all, people are preconceived, and teachers will even doubt their own eyes after feeling your friendliness. And your request will be more acceptable after the incident.
In this year's economic history exam, I was temporarily transferred to my seat and forced to change my paper, but I patiently came up with countermeasures: First, things are not good for me, so I have to find a fit point from contradictions. Because I can't do my current paper, I made another one, but I'm not sure about the other one, so I stick to my position. Secondly, the paper I want to do is the same as the paper in my present position, so I patiently searched for answers and synthesized them, and then asked the teacher half an hour after the exam: I think it is unfair to temporarily correct the paper because I have already started to do that paper, and this change has affected my mood. Don't think this is unreasonable or funny. Always remember that the teacher has no enmity with you, and your positive request is negotiable. Finally, after I added that I could sit in the first row, the teacher agreed. For the teacher, it is not good for me to correct the paper after 30 minutes. Besides, I asked to sit in the first row, and I had no conditions or motivation to cheat. He has no reason to refuse a student who has such a request. For me, I have mastered the 30-point answers to multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions. It doesn't matter where I sit, because I decided to finish the following questions by myself. Because I only need to do 28 points again, I can be sure that I can answer one big question with a score of 16 and three short answers with a score of 7, so I don't have any danger.
Therefore, being a brave soldier in the examination room and treating all accidents patiently and calmly is the king of victory.
Six, a hero and three gangs.
You can better deal with teachers in the examination room, and having a group of good friends is your greatest weight. Team combat is always more efficient than individual combat, which will save you a lot of time in the open-book exam. Give you a good sense of security in the closed-book exam. Generally, there are four people in the group, two need to cheat, and two don't, because excellent students can sit in the position next to the aisle and keep watch. It is safer when you cheat, and when necessary, they can even attract the teacher's attention with a useless question. Secondly, an excellent student is around you, and you have another "note" virtually, because the choice or judgment will be more secure.
The seating arrangement of the other four people is generally not moved by the teacher, especially when four people occupy the first two rows. So your risk of changing seats is minimized.
These are some of my experiences for reference only, and finally the last rule of the cheating theorem: never prepare everything on paper. In this way, you lose the meaning of cheating, because cheating is not copying everything, it is only and always will be an auxiliary means. You put all your eggs in one basket. If you fail, you have to surrender.
Finally, I hope you don't cheat. At the end of this article, I suggest you imitate all cigarette boxes:
Cheating is dangerous and has serious consequences.
Study hard and make progress every day is the right way!