1. Which floor should Gai Lou cover? Answer: Start with the basics.

2. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Answer: Walking is too slow.

3. What door can never be closed? Answer: Football goals.

4. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? Answer: Take care.

Amin bit a big bag and a small bag of mosquitoes. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite.

6. A policeman has a younger brother, but the younger brother denies having a brother. Why? Answer: Because which policeman is a woman.

7. What is more annoying than crows? Answer: crow's mouth.

8. Why is there a hole in the sock I just bought? Answer: Sock mouth.

9. What kind of legs are the longest? Answer: One step to heaven.

10, which company has the largest number of people? Answer: Dalian.

1 1. Which company has the fewest people? Answer: Dalian.

12. How to divide six oranges among five people is more reasonable? Answer: Squeeze into orange juice.

13. What should I do if the train really comes towards you? Answer: Get down quickly.

14. What should I do if I accidentally swallow a bug? Answer: Keep eating.

15. Who goes to the hospital every day? Answer: Doctor.

16. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: fake flowers.

17. What should a person do if he wants to become a billionaire overnight? Answer: dreaming.

18. A man threw a stone into the sea. Guess what will be in the sea? Answer: splash.

19, under what circumstances, does a person really get to the point of being slaughtered? A: On the operating table.

20. What fakes are people willing to buy? Answer: wig.

2 1. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? Answer: water.

22. What car is unoccupied? Answer: Shopping cart.

23. There was a plane crash and the scene was in pieces. Surprisingly, no injured people were found. Why? Answer: That's a remote-controlled plane.

24. What do people who don't know know, but what do people who see it know? Answer: dreams.

25. When do you need trial and error to succeed? Answer: Brush your teeth.

26. Who said that all the bad things he did were immoral? Answer: liar.

27. When is the fastest speed of a car? Answer: When going downhill.

28. How long can a frog swim in the water in one breath? A: All my life.

29. What gets fat faster and loses weight faster? Answer: Balloons.

30. What's the fastest speed? Answer: One step to heaven.

3 1. What car is empty? Answer: Shopping cart.

32. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? Answer: water.

33. The hotter something is, the more it likes to come out. Answer: Sweat.

34. Who doesn't use electricity? Answer: Burmese.

35. What is obviously yours, but others use it much more than you? Answer: Your name.

36. Who is the father of your uncle's sister's cousin? Answer: relatives.

Xiaohua will have an exam tomorrow. He has learned English by heart, but he still failed in the exam the next day. Why? Answer: The next day is not an English exam.

38. Where are the big and small places? Answer: the toilet.

I can't do light work, but stepping on an egg won't break. Why? Answer: The other foot is standing on the ground.

40. The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why? Answer: There is a frog prince.

4 1. Grandpa is proficient in the art of war, but he loses to others every time he plays chess. What art of war did he use? A: The soldiers will block.

42. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone has only one right eye.

43. Xiaoming is blowing an electric fan. Why is he still sweating? Answer: He is blowing the other side of the electric fan.

44. There was a plane crash and the scene was in pieces. Surprisingly, no injured people were found. Why? Answer: That's a remote-controlled plane.

45. Why do silkworm babies have money? Answer: Because silkworms can cocoon (thrifty).

46. A rabbit accidentally fell into the box and turned into a duck when it came out. Why? Answer: Because there is a transformer in the box.

Xiao Ming eats a master every day. Is he a monster? Answer: Eat (cake) fruit.

Xiao Gang parachuted from a 5000-meter-high plane, and it took him two hours to fall to the ground. Why? Answer: He hangs from a tree.

49. On the night of Yan Yan 14 birthday, fifteen candles were lit at the celebration party. Why is this? Answer: There was a power outage that night, and one of them was a lighting candle.

50. Which company has more employees than the average company? Answer: Dalian.

5 1, who is the fastest in legend? Answer: Cao Cao.

52. Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk.

53. Which sect of believers can't lie? Answer: Quanzhen religion.

54. Who often buys shoes? Answer: barefoot fairy.

55. Which country's people like singing best? Answer: India.

56. Where do people brag the most? Answer: the cow's home.

57. What kind of animal is like a chicken? Answer: pigeons.

58. Which animal is the most loyal? Answer: dogs.

59. Which animal has the biggest eyes? Answer: Elephant.

60. In which country do people like hats best? Answer: India.

6 1. What car is empty? Answer: Shopping cart.

62. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? Answer: typo.

63. What car is unoccupied? Answer: shopping cart (again, shopping cart! )。

64. There was a plane crash and the scene was in pieces. Surprisingly, no injured people were found. Why? Answer: That's a remote-controlled plane.

65. Why do you say that silkworm babies are rich? Answer: Because silkworms can cocoon (thrifty).

66. A rabbit accidentally fell into the box and turned into a duck when it came out. Why? Answer: Because there is a transformer in the box.

67. Xiaoming eats a master every day. Is he a monster? Answer: Eat (cake) fruit.

68. Xiaogang parachuted from a 5000-meter-high plane and it took him two hours to fall to the ground. Why? Answer: He hangs from a tree.

69. On the night of Yan Yan 14 birthday, fifteen candles were lit at the celebration party. Why is this? Answer: There was a power outage that night, and one of them was a lighting candle.

70. A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? Answer: Run after the mouse.

What number should be added between 7 1 and the number 0 to 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1? Answer: Add a dot and it becomes 0. 1.

72. What do you mean, if dad doesn't touch it, he will meet twice? Answer: upper lip and lower lip.

Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? A: The shadow of the earth is every night.

74. Mrs. King has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? Answer: Mrs. King hesitates when she eats sugar cane.

75. What kind of fruit is most afraid of cold? Answer: bananas.

76. Which animal is most afraid of heat? Answer: Penguin.

77. Which animal can climb trees best? Answer: cats.

78. Which animal imitates best? Answer: parrot.

79. What kind of animal swims best? Answer: fish.

80. Which plant laughs best? Answer: Sunflowers.

8 1, which plant is the strongest? Answer: cactus.

82. Which plant is the most shy? Answer: mimosa.

83. What kind of food is the most talkative? Answer: melon seeds.

84. What kind of food is the best for dancing? Answer: jelly.

85. What kind of animals are like cats? Answer: Tiger.

86. Which animal is the cleverest? Answer: pig.

87. Which animal is the slowest? Answer: sloth.

88. What kind of animals love singing? Answer: lark.

89. Which animal is the most playful? Answer: monkeys.

90. What kind of animals love cleanliness? Answer: raccoons.

9 1, which animal is laziest? Answer: sloth.

92. Which animal is the most industrious? Answer: bees.

93. Which animal is the most loyal? Answer: dogs.

94. Which animal is the most cunning? Answer: Fox.

95. Which animal loves children best? Answer: hen.

96. Why are hen's legs short? Answer: Because if the hen's legs are too long, it will be inconvenient to lay eggs.

97. Why can't you see your footprints when you walk on the beach? Answer: Because he walks backwards.

98. There was a plane crash and the scene was in pieces. Surprisingly, no injured people were found. Why? Answer: That's a remote-controlled plane.

99. Who doesn't use electricity? Answer: Burmese.

100, what is obviously yours, but others use it much more than you? Answer: Your name.