The teacher fainted!
2? All high schools must wear school uniforms. There is a repeat student who never wears it.
The teacher in charge of this field squatted at the door every day to check ... One day, the teacher saw that this classmate was not wearing a school uniform ... and asked him why he was not wearing it. The classmate was furious and said, my mother is not dead, why should she wear mourning clothes?
The teacher is cold to death. ...
3? This may not be an answer: the teacher dragged, "I have to say one thing at last …" A strong male interface said loudly, "It's not sweet to twist a melon!" , silence ...
"The teacher's face was livid ... class is over! "
4? Our teacher once said in class: "The boss is a long-faced boss, and his wife is an old woman and mother. My wife will always be with you ... "
My deskmate asked the teacher loudly, "Teacher, is that teacher just wet below?" Then the teacher ran away! !
5? After junior high school, several boys flew butterflies together (it's boring to think about it now). As a result, a classmate was so excited that when the bell rang, the math teacher asked him several times but didn't answer.
Five minutes after class, the classmate ran to the door and called for a report. The teacher said angrily, "I call the dog and it wags its tail!" "
The classmate whispered, "I don't have a tail …" The whole class burst into laughter, and even the teacher couldn't help it.
6? One of my brothers was asked by the teacher in the advanced mathematics class: "Calculus is a very useful subject. What is the goal of our study of calculus? " My brother replied, "No cavities!"
7? In Chinese class, the teacher said, "In fact, weasels don't eat chickens, which is obtained by scientists through experiments. They once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what will happen the next day? "
The classmate replied, "The chicken is pregnant."
8? When junior high school physics class talked about the use of neon tube, a fat man in the last row of our class stood up and asked, "What should I do if the milk in the neon tube comes out?"
The class was quiet, and the teacher didn't speak until the class was over. As soon as the class started the next day, the teacher began to be furious with the classmate yesterday, so the whole class knew the teacher's reaction speed.
9? The PE teacher shouted in class: "Turn right, don't glance at it, and sweep the students next to you with the sidelight of the corner of your eye." Someone whispered below, "Only his bladder grows in the corner of his eye."
10? A painting teacher is very famous. A newspaper has a lot of reports and photos, so he boasted in class: "Recently, some students always told me that you are really good. You have published photos in the newspaper ..."
I replied, "Is it a revelation?" Results: The teacher stared at me for at least 5 minutes, and then gave a lecture.