Student A: Start the class, start the class. The lines in the sketch "Fools Go to School" are very interesting, and can be performed at parties, campus parties and festivals.

Student B: Eh, class is on, class is on, hurry up.

Student A: Hello, monitor.

Student B: Hello, er, I heard that there is a new head teacher in our class, who is still a woman.

Student A: Whether it's a man or a woman, send her away when she comes.

Student B: Mm-hmm.

Student C: Hey, hello, you two.

Student A Student B: Good morning!

Student C: You are here so early. Hey, have you heard that there is a new head teacher in our class?

Student A Student B: I know, I know, I have known for a long time.

Student C: Well, it's a woman.

Student A Student B: I know, I know.

Student C: Well, why don't we teach her a lesson later? Give her a nickname.

Student A: Well, that's good. That's a good idea. What's that nickname?

Student C: Eh, it's called morning glory.

Student A: Morning glory, too vulgar, too vulgar.

Student B: How about this? Let's call her old hen.

Student A: Ah, old hen.

Student B: Mm-hmm.

Student A: Bird flu is very serious now. Also, dare to call an old hen.

Student C: That's right.

Student B: That's called, er, just call her an old maid.

Student A Student C: OK, OK ~ ~ ~

Student A: This is good, this is good, this is good.

Student B: That's a good idea. Will you cheer later? (pointing to student c)

Student C: I can't.

Student B: Then you call (pointing to student A)

Student A: Me neither.

Student B: Then if you don't scream, neither will she. Who knows.

Student C: Er, yes, the fool will come in a minute. Let him call.

Student B: Well, good idea, good idea.

Student A: That's a good idea.

Student B: Fool, class, class, class.

Stupid student: Here we go. (dancing lap dance) ~ ~ What are you laughing at? Never seen a handsome guy.

Student A: Yes, yes, silly.

Stupid student: Yes.

Student A: There is a new head teacher in our class. We nicknamed her an old maid. She will come later. You can scream.

Idiot student: I won't fight.

Student A: Why?

Idiot student: You always lie to me. Every time I open my mouth, you shut up.

Student A: No, I won't lie to you this time.

Student B Student C: Yes.

Student A: Let's scream together.

Student B Student C: Mm-hmm.

Stupid student: Don't lie to me this time?

Student A, Student B and Student C: Well, yes, I won't lie to you this time. Call together.

Idiot student: OK, let's shout together.

Teacher: Hello, I'm the new head teacher. It is said that the students in this class are particularly difficult to teach, but I am very caring and I will influence them with my love. Hello, classmates!

Student a, student b, student c, fool student: old.

Fool student: virgins are good.

Teacher: Who called the teacher an old maid? Please step forward. (Student A, student B and student C stand back together) ~ ~ Students, please stand up.

Stupid student: Yes.

Teacher: Little classmate, you stand firm.

Fool student: Teacher: The ground is uneven.

Teacher: Little classmate, you know what an old maid is.

Idiot student: My dad says that people who haven't been treated are called spinsters.

Teacher: I am confident and patient. Students, please go to the office with the teacher.

Idiot student: What for?

Teacher: The teacher invites you to eat chocolate.

Idiot student: Really?

Teacher: Really, come on.

Idiot student: Yes, let's eat chocolate.

Student B: Well, it's called an old maid. Does she still eat chocolate?

Student C: That's right. I know where we were called, too.

Student A: That's right.

Teacher: I'll treat you to chocolate, Dove chocolate and Di Chin chocolate. Eat and eat. You are full. (Come out) I never punish students. Son, you can come out now.

Stupid student: Here we go (dancing).

Student B: Hey, what's wrong with you? Fool.

Student C: Fool, are you all right?

Fool student: The teacher hits people.

Student A, Student B and Student C: Let's see, let's see.

Student A: Well, you are badly hurt.

Student B: Not bad, huh?

Teacher: Sit down and start the class. The teacher will give you the first lesson and teach you to read a Chinese character. Please read with me and read clearly.

Student B teacher I ~ ~

Student A, Student B, Student C: Student B, Teacher I

Stupid student: Mr. Pi

Teacher: student b, teacher I