2. Wait, wait, wait! ..... coming, coming.
3. Please press 1 for manual service.
4. Ask age reply 0
If you don't reply, you will let the cow go. If you don't reply, you have lost the cow.
Sorry, I'm not here now, and I don't want to talk to you in the future.
7. Press four to continue the grass.
8. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.
9. You are graceful and beautiful, and your father is on his way.
10. Call dad and go back.
1 1. Don't call me, I'm not here.
12. Submerged in the sea of knowledge.
13. I don't like you anymore. All I can get is grievances.
14. [Automatic reply] Because I am too fat, I have great resistance when running. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~
15. If you don't come back, you are studying. If you haven't come back, you are stupid.
16. I can tell her if she has anything for you.
17. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.
18. [Automatic reply] The wind is too strong ~ La ~ ~ You ~ Say ~ What ~ Yao ~ I ~ Listen ~ ~ Not ~ ~ Clear ~ ~
19. I was tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.
20. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?
Wechat official account follows Meng Meng's automatic reply to article 2 2 1. "Be right back after the commercial."
22. If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to reply to your message. See which fairy is not busy.
23. It is detected that the user has been nailed, studious, and kidnapped on U campus, and the connection cannot be established.
24. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.
25. Memory is a rose without flowers, which will never wither.
26. I am installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and awning in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?
27. Please press 1 for manual service.
28. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.
29. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.
30. The stand-in messenger is online. It's okay, Euler.
3 1. The sword is not matched correctly, and it is already in the Jianghu.
32. Why do you bother me to fall in love with xxx?
33. Feed pigs.
34. Press six for the game.
This man went to outer space and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.
Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold.
37. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.
38. You will know in a moment.
39. [Automatic reply] I'm going to eat. Please chat with the machine first ~ ~
40. Because there is nothing you can do, let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so let it be.
Smart and soft qq WeChat automatic reply copy is a must.
Clever soft qq WeChat automatic reply copy (first article) 1. I'll be back after the monster.
I'm going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are beautiful ... even if you are beautiful again, I have to eat first!
3. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I fry meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.
4. [Automatic reply] The message was not sent successfully because of your insincere attitude.
5. Respondents 3
6. I hope that the future meetings will be indefinite and another day.
7. The signal connection with the Magic Elf Castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have something important.
8. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.
9. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.
10. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not here now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.
1 1. Hello, I will reply automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.
12. I can't read it back
13. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.
14. Rivers and lakes are far away, and the same journey leads to the same destination.
15. If you say no, you are not! Believe it or not, I'm not here!
16. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present. There are 198 people ahead, please wait patiently ~
17. If you are in a bad mood, please reply.
18. "Be right back after the commercial"
19. Don't move when you see the news. I will buy you oranges. I’ll be right back.
20. Don't call me, I'm not here.
Clever soft qq WeChat automatic reply copy (Part II) 2 1. All services in our store are virtual services and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.
22. I'm grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
23. Hello, if you need anything, please find the Super Flash, or you can call the Want Want team. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.
24. Your persistence may be tangled in his eyes.
25. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.
26. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you have anything to do, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.
27. When you smile, it is raining in the sky.
28. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.
29. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.
There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.
3 1. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.
32. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.
33. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.
I don't like you anymore. All I can get is grievances.
35. I have never been the most special one.
36. Han Han is hibernating
37. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.
38. For voice chat, please press 2.
39. read it
40. The other party is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.
Mengmengda classic sentence
1. If you are my destiny takes a hand's prince, please cut through thorns for me. 2, like you, there is no reason; Don't like you, anything can be the reason.
3. Some people are destined to become parallel lines that no longer intersect from the moment when their life trajectories fade.
I'd rather be fat and cute than thin.
Maybe the other side of love is really perfect.
6, sometimes far is far, even if the distance is zero, I still don't think you are in front of me.
7. Many things are involuntary, such as I miss you so much.
No matter how old we are, we are still children in the eyes of our parents.
9. Black is convergent, gloomy and elusive.
10, there are no dreams that cannot be realized, only people who wake up too early.
1 1. Some people look at you all their lives, but ignore you all their lives.
12. Imitate a good mood when you are in a bad mood, just like dressing up on a burnt plate.
13, people who distort others' goodwill forever are hopeless.
14. Life is your own drawing board. You can paint it any color you want.
15, you say you lack love, but you don't want my love for you.
16, since you said you loved me deeply, why did you leave me?
17, I don't like waiting. No matter whether waiting is good or bad, my heart is hanging and I feel bad.
What are we pursuing? Love or affection.
19, I don't need to say much at first sight.
20. Many things are like this. If you think it's worth it, it's worth it
2 1, still on the road, there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys.
22. I can give up all over the world, let alone just one you?
23. At a certain time and corner, I suddenly remembered some past events.
24. Under our crazy smile, there is endless sadness.
25. God gave you an impulse to pass it on to the next generation instead of selling it around.
26, the heart seems to have never hurt, but tears keep falling.
27. About how much I miss you, all the words seem pale and powerless.
28. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.
29, there will be a familiar name once it is introduced to my ears, my heart will be completely confused.
30. A woman's greatest achievement is to find someone who holds herself in the palm of her hand and get married.
3 1, everything is like a typhoon crossing the border, no matter how wide it is at that time, it will eventually pass.
32. I have never provoked you. Why are you provoking me? Since you started it, why did you give up halfway?
Loneliness is not that the person to be waited for hasn't come yet, but that the person has gone out from the heart.
34. If love is humble, it is no longer love; If love is painful, it is not called love.
Do you know how uneasy I am that you get along with others?
36. My tears are always the brightest, but you devalued them.
What I expect is that someone will give me a hug without saying anything when I am sad.
I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.
39. I have been mixed up until now, and I can afford it. Only chopsticks can be put down.
40. Even if you are covered with thorns and keep me away, I still can't help but want to touch your injured back.
4 1, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I think I am too wicked.
42. Love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you.
43, life and death cycle two boundless, and see who is crazy today. I am the only one who speaks chivalry in the world. I am drunk and happy.
44. I don't want to be the shadow you want, because I want to be myself.
45. Always care about what others think of you, and you will always be a slave to others.
46. There is nothing wrong with liking someone. What is wrong is liking someone who doesn't like himself.
47. Those words used to comfort others will never comfort themselves.
48. I missed the beauty of the whole world and couldn't find another you.
49. I know that maturity is not the aging of people's hearts, but the ability to smile when tears are spinning.
50. I once thought I owned the whole world, but now I find that I only have the past.
5 1. If you think you are a woman, stand up.
52, not a lifetime person, not a lifetime, not reluctantly, can let go.
53. I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?
54. I don't know why I fell in love, and then I can't find an excuse to forget.
55. The road is not trodden by one person. It needs a group of people to move in the same direction.
56. Is there anyone who makes you feel sour when you think about it?
57. I like you. I like it so much that I can close my eyes for a lifetime.
58. Dreams never run away, but they always do.
59. I like him. I like him so much that I still can't get it.
60. What will eventually get you into it is always beautiful at first.
6 1, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then.
62. Why are you jealous of me? What I have now is bought with what I lost.
Please don't let go of your dream quietly, it will shine in your hands sooner or later.
64. The first time I saw your shy and pure appearance, it deeply touched my heart.
65. I never worry that I am not good at hard work. I'm only worried that excellent people will work harder than me.
66. I remember some songs, but I can't recognize the previous melody.
67. You appeared in my life in black and pink, but you lost it.
68. Finally, one day, I walked into your heart, and your movie with her was on.
69. If you choose to leave, don't look back and frown with unspeakable emotions.
70. Listen to the song you are listening to and do what you are doing, and I will feel that you are actually by my side.
7 1, I'm really afraid that I gave you a heart and you gave me a knife. Friendship or love!
Don't look at me like that, I know what you're thinking. Don't you just want to rent my seat?
73. We keep rummaging through our memories, but we can't find ourselves at that time.
74. You have been testing my bottom line. Congratulations, you have already tested it. But you crossed the line.
Our story is very short, and I remember every detail clearly.
76. Now I believe in letting nature take its course. Don't say I don't care, even if I do, what can I do?
77. You said you didn't want to hurt me. Actually, you don't understand The biggest harm is your leaving.
78. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.
79. I just want to have you by my side to warm my air.
I don't like to enter other people's space, because I don't want to see it. Sorry, you need to apply for space access.
8 1. Do you have a thorn in your head? Sister will help you pull it out.
82. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?
83. Some people say that the person you can see with your eyes closed is the person you love the most.
84. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
85. Girl's Secret: Familiarity with others depends on the meanness of the chat content. Generally, the meaner the relationship, the better.
86, a person is not alone, want to be alone. A person is not lonely. Only when you fall in love with someone can you feel lonely.
87. If I see through time and love, will my heart stop hurting?
88. Ask what the world is like. Everything has its vanquisher.
Meng Meng da's love story
Meng Meng da's love story
First, it is obvious that the learning disability system is going to start the learning hegemony mode, which not only consumes electricity, but also is particularly stuck.
Second, Guiyang dialect in Guizhou: Today, I am standing in Zixue, please touch me and try! ? Look at you, Biao. You are a big man. Give me a whole hair and I'll give you a brick. Guys, come here!
3. Ningbo, Zhejiang: Pick me up, I'm fierce, give me a low price, if I don't tie it up, I'll be willing, if the cat doesn't see mulberry beans, I'll yell at you, and I'll kill you!
Fourth, if you are sad, just squat down and hug yourself.
5. Shaoxing dialect in Zhejiang: Oh, I'm changing Goethe to Dongdongke. Kern is the biggest, better than all, it's time to break his head!
6. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
Luoyang, Henan: Today, I'm here to play. If you touch me, you will be confused. Give it to me quickly. I will cover your face with bricks.
It doesn't matter if you step on my foot, but don't step on my shoes!
Nine, Yangxin dialect in Hubei: sharp days are hungry for autumn, sugar is hungry for customers, Mo Cohen sings about, urgent, old paper rolls.
10. How can I ask my deskmate to see the teacher for you when playing with my mobile phone in class? Play with your deskmate's mobile phone!
11. Guangde Dialect in Anhui:. You can't go until you get to Lao Tzu ~ ~ You can try it on Lao Tzu ~ ~ You look too high ~ You make Lao Tzu angry ~ You see Lao Tzu doesn't hit you on the head with a brick!
12. Wuhan dialect, Hubei province: I stood here when the sun was excited. You should try it on me. Don't make me pick up a brick and hit your ground just because you are a big country!
13. Chongan dialect in Fujian: yua is a relic of dei other than gingdiu (I am standing here today). Let me say it several times (try me). Ai Du, a sister in Ennongtu (although you are older), fell and fell north. I was embarrassed by hiou (if I am in a hurry, I will slap you on the head with a brick! )
14. Zhenjiang dialect, Jiangsu: Today, the lights are burning fast. When I look around the mud, I can see that there are sticks in the mud. Play with me, be careful that bricks will not die, and mud will be a beggar!
15. Dalian dialect: I praised tm here today. You touched me four or four times, little guy. How stupid are you? You pissed me off. Thank you!
Sixteen, Wenzhou dialect in Zhejiang: Ngi Ni gi Le, Ni seems to be Dong En, fai times, you can't cover your head, DEI JUOJIAI TIMES ababa Le Ju Du Ni Du Le De!
17. Cantonese: I'm going to study in an enterprise today. If you are depressed, I will try. You are old enough. If you mess with nou, I'll slap you on the head with a brick!
Eighteen, the child did not study well and was scolded by his mother. After being scolded, the son looked at his father with sad eyes and said, why did you marry her? Dad also said with sad eyes: it's not because of you!
Do you know what shredded potatoes are? Is to cut potatoes! Do you know what diaosi is?
Twenty, I only like one kind of flowers, rich flowers and casual flowers.
2 1. Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
Playing the lute to a cow is nothing, but talking to a cow is the real skill.
23. yancheng dialect, Jiangsu: As long as you stand with Enzi 'en, you look forward to Tong En. I hope you have such a big forehead, so take care of you quickly!
24. If I don't know where Sichuan is: Today, I am standing in this collapsed place. You are hot for me to watch, but don't look at your doll's head zuai. I feel hot for my hair, and I will pick up a brick and hit your doll's head!
25. Shortly after the start of school, a friend of mine in the Foreign Languages Institute told me that there were many boys and girls in many majors, and the class was miserable. To make matters worse, the two boys fell in love.
Twenty-six, life is like anxiety, there is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.
Twenty-seven, pet food companies do market research, and a child answers the phone. Investigator: Do you have any dogs, kittens or rabbits at home? Child: No, my mother gave birth to me!
Chaozhou dialect: I am doing a small business. Dare not take me to try. Don't act like a big melon, I get stuck in your head when I get angry!
29. Suining, Sichuan: I am standing at this Kakatou today. Don't mind your mouth shut, I'll turn you over.
My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.
Thirty-one, Qinghai Ledu dialect: I sincerely hope that the brain (one sound) takes up (two sounds) and this (two sounds) stays. You can hang your brain (one sound) and (two sounds) appropriately. Keep the ball and see if you know how much you love your country. Keep your brain powder and go straight to a plate-shaped racket channel!
32. Shaanxi dialect: If you are hungry today, you will be hungry. I promise your baby melon seeds will look good. If I am hungry, I will pay you a brick in my pocket.
Thirty-three, Anqing dialect, Anhui: Follow the old people and stand here quickly. Little Diao dares to touch Lao Zi to see if you look like a tall bamboo pole. I'm going to catch Lao Zi and dig you to death with a brick!
34. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
35. Hunan dialect: I am standing in Carida today. If you move, I will try. Although your embryo is big, I will crush you with a brick!
36. Weifang, Shandong: I am standing at this door. You blame me for trying. Don't look at your size. If you make trouble, I'll hit you on the head with a brick (softly)!
Anhui dialect: I stand on the plot of this hall. If you have the guts, do it. Despite your high bones, I will take you with me!
38. Dongchuan dialect in Yunnan: I stand on the spot in the sky and hate you for me. You are so big from Mao's point of view that I sweat you in armor!
Thirty-nine, work QQ, decline to chat, talk about strength, every word is hairy; Punctuation marks, half price, 1000 words or more, 20% off; Emoticon picture, ten-month subscription, audio and video, not yet opened; Pay first and then chat, chat as soon as the payment arrives, pay online and provide invoices; Free monthly rent, single charge, weekend, business as usual; I want an agent.
Forty, Jiangxi Jiujiang dialect: I really fell to the ground, I am eager to explore what I am doing. I'm a little more afraid of the pot than I am. I accidentally riveted it, so I cut bricks to make S!
Forty-one, others are full after eating two bites, and I can still eat two bites when I am full.
Forty-two, Shandong Weihai dialect: Today, I will stand and cover, and I will try to catch mud residue. Don't look at the mud, I'll get angry and hit you on the head with a brick!
Forty-three, it is said that women are books, and mushrooms are cold. Judging from your figure, it should be a bound book.
44. Snakes mate for hours. What do you think of this? Xu Xianzhen's is great.
Forty-five, Maoming, Guangdong dialect: I will be a company today! Are you depressed for me? ! That's great. Are you kidding? I'm just hitting you with a brick. Hey, are you dead? !
Forty-six, the father told his son a story: Once upon a time there was a frog son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time, there was a frog in space. Son: Is there a restricted class? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time there was a frog with no clothes on.
Forty-seven, some people look good, some people are ugly, and some people are in between, so ugly.
48. Sichuan Leshan dialect: Give it a try, Lao Zi. Let's get rid of Lao Tzu's rei. See what I can do to you. I don't want to see you get a big piece of wood to make Lao tze angry. I'll weld you a stone. If you don't believe me, sue!
Forty-nine, Yantai, Shandong dialect: I introduced it to my son (three times), and I dare to save the head of Qi (three times) and my brother's son (four times). Look at the block (three times) (two times), how many times have you hurt your brother Meidochan with an electric drill!
50. Northeastern dialect: I praised your uncle today, and your mother moved me aside four or four times. Don't worry about your size. If you are in a hurry, I will kill you with a brick!
Fifty-one, Chongqing dialect: Today, Laozi's bean station is a bit old, so I can move it here to see it. Don't watch the baby grow too big, let the cat sweat a brick directly on the baby's skull!
52. The reason why I am fat is that there are many things in my heart, and I am not thin.
53. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.
It is unlucky to go to the hospital before the exam. Why? When I came up, I asked: What subject did you fail?
Fifty-five, Hubei Yunmeng dialect: Today, I stood waiting for Luohe, you pang (four tones) ha, I'll try, don't look at your big size, I was so angry that I covered your skull with a brick rake!
There is only one earth, so we should take good care of it. There is only one me, so you should love me too!
57. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it.
The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied from the top and the other is copied from the bottom.
59. Some people are good at geography, physics, history, mathematics, Chinese, English and chemistry. And I have a good attitude.
Raising fish is very troublesome. I often forget to change water once a week. Then I have to change the fish once a week.
Do you wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand? That's disgusting. I use paper.
Sixty-two, the award-winning column of a classmate's resume says: I won another bottle many times during my school days.
Sixty-three, Guangxi Yulin dialect: Genri Goose goes to Kehuanggen Road, you are a meat shrimp goose, and you are big. If you break me, I will kill you!
Sixty-four, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, no money to go out, especially free every day.
65. W: What do you think of sex? M: I don't think so, but there are many ways.
Sixty-six, Tianjin dialect: I recently beat my son and praised my son. Touch me, don't look at the mud, it will be urgent. I will pat the mud on my head with a drill!
Sixty-seven, Hangzhou dialect in Zhejiang: It has been a long time since I was a child. If you touch Lao Zi, you will see that you have lost everything. If you mend your coat, it will still make you feel like a brick!
Sixty-eight, if only the homework could be copied and pasted ~
Beijing dialect: I stand here today, please try to touch me. Don't look at you, you are a big boy. I am in a hurry. I took a brick and screamed. You are a good girl!
70. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.
Seventy-two, Jiangsu Hai 'an dialect: Come with me to the Qiuzhan Guest House and try to touch me. I'm in a hurry, regardless of your size. I'll check you with brick se (fourth sound)!
Seventy-three, Chengdu, Sichuan dialect: Today, I stood in this ditch. If you touch it, I will tell you. Don't think you are slovenly. If you have hair, I'll just pick up a brick and weld your baby's skull!
Seventy-four, Shandong dialect: Today, Lao Tzu's nest is standing and building mud. When the mud rushes to meet the nest, don't pick it up just looking at the mud slap, it will make you angry and arrogant!
Seventy-five, Taizhou dialect in Zhejiang: Jinning, oh, Bai Ji, oh, er (reading ng, that is, you in Mandarin), oh, the top in the industry? Smile at silver, white clothes (zang) behead (brick) kill the well!
Seventy-six, Shanghai dialect: Wu made a list of today's bad things, and the people next to Nong looked at it and agreed. The cutting depended on the hungry Mu, and the only book Gu Si Nong Gang left. Wu Sa is angry at home, Wu Nai, make up beans and chop up farmers!
Seventy-seven, there is a kind of people who don't like you and don't let you like others. Are you talking about the head teacher?