The teacher approved the funniest "vomiting blood" test paper.
1, high school, biology exam, Q: What is the digestive type of chicken? I won't. A: Chicken type! As a result, the teacher criticized the whole class by name!
2, the last sentence is: "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", and the students can't hold back for a long time, so they scribble: "Black turtles climb by the river in Dongcun"!
3, high school Chinese exam, write the next sentence of ancient poetry. The last sentence is: "When the mountain blossoms", one person in our class actually filled in: I will try my best to pick flowers.
4, test Chinese, ask the name of Mr. Lao She's masterpiece. A classmate couldn't remember, so I told him: teahouse. As a result, the man heard it: teapot lid. Be scolded by the teacher!
5. Before the students read the text, there is a saying: Take out the banana fan. The original pause should be to take out a banana fan and fan it. That classmate read directly: Fan Fan, take out the bananas!
6. Understand Dou E's Sin as "betrayal" in a class. The whole class laughed. Don't know why!
7. There is also a math exam. The last big question is to use two solutions to judge which one is correct. I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't come up with it. By the way, I mentioned a few words: fairness is fairness! The old woman said, the old woman is right! Look, it doesn't matter! It's okay to think about it … As a result, after the math teacher read my solution through four classes she taught in the whole grade, I became famous!
8. Mao Zedong's "Yongmei" is being taught in Chinese class in senior high school, so you need to recite it for self-study in the morning. The teacher ordered someone to answer: "-she is laughing in the bushes, xx answers!" " Xx was eating and couldn't speak for a long time. He just said, "Laugh, don't make any noise!" " The whole class laughed!
9. Write the following sentence in the exam: "I was born useful". A gifted student replied, "The mouse son can make holes." The Chinese teachers in our whole office collectively laughed without image!
10, English test: How about you? Translate like this? The answer is-how are you? How old are you? How to translate? The answer-why is it always you?
The picture of the test paper in which the teacher vomited blood
Wonderful answer makes the teacher "vomit blood"
"fēngshūu" is written as "breaking up" and "bi ǐ oyá ng" is written as "retaining", which makes the Chinese teacher speechless. After hiding the children's names, she sent the test papers to parents and commented: "When correcting children's papers, I found that some children absorbed some words that were not suitable for them in the process of receiving information. Please pay attention."
This also shocked parents: "It is so avant-garde for a child who is only in the second grade to write' foster care'!" Some parents lamented: "The social environment is like this. Without a vacuum zone, children will definitely be affected, just a matter of degree. " The Chinese teacher reminded parents: "Although children don't necessarily understand the meaning of these words when writing, these words are generally not available in the regular reading materials that come into contact with this age group. Parents should pay attention to children's access to this information. "
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