Complete works of humorous quotations from math teachers
1. What is mathematics? You won't. It's math.
I'm telling you, if you can't go to college in the future, you can get a false tooth. Do you know what false teeth are? That is, when you stop at someone's dental clinic and see someone passing by, you run up with a math book and tell them that I am a middle school student, but I can't even do this kind of topic. People must be laughing their heads off. If they can't find their teeth, they will go straight in and fill them. As soon as you go to the dentist's office, the boss must count the money and make him grin.
Reading is the crystallization of diligence and wisdom. You guys, diligence is zero, wisdom is zero, and together it will always be zero.
I tell you, your chances of getting into Fudan are the same as my chances of being president of the United States.
If you do well in the college entrance examination, please call me at once 1 19! Oh, no, it's too late. Call 1 19. My nosebleeds are sprayed all over America!
It's not your fault that you are stupid, but your parents didn't do a good job in the revolutionary work.
7. Fools happen every year, especially this year.
8. The workers in the welfare factory are drooling, and the money is still clear. What about you? The money is unclear.
9. The people in our school are all in rags. The so-called good students are scouring pads sold in the supermarket. People in our middle school go to college. It's a suit made of rags.
10. Teaching you well is a scientific research achievement, and I can transfer to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately.
1 1. Teach you that I have to live at least five years less. If I earn 200 thousand a year, it will be 1 million in five years. Dear, you can publish a book called How I Murdered a Millionaire in the Future.
12. I don't understand. There are only 100 stupidest people in the country. How is it possible that half of them are in this school and concentrated in one class, and they will meet such a class teacher? Fate!
13. Students. The Huangpu River has not been covered, which is the dereliction of duty of Shanghai municipal builders. So at that time, if you can't get into college, you can jump, and people will be responsible for taking you out.
14. I tell you, I can't recite formulas. This is the simplest. It's cheap to hire a migrant worker. Five yuan per hour. If I can't recite it, let him stand behind you with a stick. People are very happy. They can hit people with money.
15. Do you know what natural and man-made disasters are? Natural disasters mean that you are born with a low IQ, and man-made disasters mean that you don't work hard the day after tomorrow.
16. Now the pace of development is so fast that you are too lazy to eat shit to keep up with the heat.
17. Only 20 students can be admitted to Fudan this year, the most. Don't you believe it? If that's all, I'll go upstairs right away. I've already checked. The tallest tower in your school is the bell tower. Jumping should kill you.
18. If one day you hear me scold you for crying instead of laughing, it means you are saved.
19. On the first day I met my teacher, when the teacher emphasized discipline, I said unconsciously: Cherish life and stay away from classroom troubles. ?
One day, the teacher saw that we were depressed and shouted: Good morning, boys and girls! ?
2 1. One day, I was in the math teacher's office, and I heard our teacher chatting with the teacher of Class 3 when she was correcting her homework. At this time, the math teacher of Class Three turned on the computer, opened a song and said: How about this song? The teacher in our class said: I have heard this song five times! ? After a while, the teacher said. Changing my homework has given me a headache. ?
A math class, after reading our homework, the teacher said: Don't make me a nag. Let me say it again ...?
23. Teachers often say: Listen to me carefully! ?
24. I tell you, if you can't go to college in the future, just get a denture. Do you know what false teeth are? That is, when you stop at someone's dental clinic and see someone passing by, you run up with a math book and tell them that I am a middle school student, but I can't even do this kind of topic. People must be laughing their heads off. If they can't find their teeth, they will go straight in and fill them. As soon as you go to the dentist's office, the boss must count the money and make him grin.
25. Reading is the crystallization of diligence and wisdom. You guys, diligence is zero, wisdom is zero, and together it will always be zero.
Selected Humorous Quotations of Mathematics Teachers
1. I tell you, your chances of getting into Fudan are the same as my chances of being president of the United States.
Fools happen every year, especially this year.
I can't figure it out. There are only 65,438+000 stupidest people in the country. How is it possible that half of them are in this school, and they are concentrated in one class, and even meet a class teacher like me? Fate!
4. students. The Huangpu River has not been covered yet, which is the dereliction of duty of Shanghai municipal builders. So at that time, if you can't get into college, you can jump, and people will be responsible for taking you out.
I'm telling you, I can't recite the formula. It's the simplest. Hiring a migrant worker is very cheap, 5 yuan an hour. If I can't recite it, let him stand behind you with a stick. People are very happy, and they can beat people with money.
It's not your fault that you are stupid, but your parents didn't do a good job in the revolutionary work.
8. The workers in the welfare factory are drooling, and the money is still clear. What about you? The money is unclear.
9. The people in our school are all in rags. The so-called good students are scouring pads sold in the supermarket. People in our middle school go to college. It's a suit made of rags.
10. Teaching you well is a scientific research achievement, and I can transfer to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately.