I'd better have someone I like to accompany me for a long time. You can eat meat together, eat meat together. Although there is only one sentence, it can actually reflect our current mood. Those classic quotations in one sentence contain the philosophy and wisdom of life. The following are my classic quotations, I hope you like them.
? Can I just show you Meng in the future?
? Why are you crying?
? I was moved by myself?
I can't lengthen the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.
Teacher:? That classmate, you don't have class either. Go out. Going out is dishonest. Let me draw a circle for you. ?
Prisoner:? No WLAN outside the circle?
It's the season of "I don't want to take a bath after I die", "I'll never leave the bathroom after I die" and "Let me die in bed and quilt". It's really hard to wander on the line of life and death three times a day.
? Bah! My ears are pricked up, so you can hear this "Commitment Day" in Wu Xinyi.
? What is the math class like?
? Do you know what it's like to watch an American drama without subtitles?
He Wenxuan once said to Li Qingyuan: You are not gay because you haven't met a man who makes you move. Look around "never forget"
Let contradictory father and son recognize each other as'
It is impossible for my son to tell my father that I was wrong.
Is it as difficult as asking a father to bow to his son and say he's sorry?
I really don't understand that adults always tell people that our younger generation should give up our seats to our elders. '
But when we become adults. '
We held our ground. '
Just to give my seat to my elders. '
But why don't the elders accept it?
Still standing with our younger generation? War? What is really unsatisfactory about the' field'?
The only two things I can do in my reading career are watching the results of the show and showing love to couples.
The grades are dangerous, but I have to warn you, why don't you know? Please don't practice for me. I panicked myself.
Even the pen tip is going to suspend the exam, and it's finally near to think about it. It's strange to think about it. Are you determined to break up?
I feel the darkness in front of me, especially when you look at my efforts. The function images in the book make me clear slowly and almost suffocate me. Come on, girl.
But I just want to finish your after-school questions. Those questions make me a little uncertain (I'm getting angry).
The figure of Xueba is trapped in my heart, and the problem of passion is erased from my eyes. Look at everything here, or you will regret it slowly.
I'm yelling at you, I'm yelling at you, I'm yelling at you.
If you don't study, there will be a crisis.
Once, Tao and I went to eat supper together, and we usually paid for it for nothing. I learned in vain this time and deliberately didn't bring my wallet. I'm finished. Let me get this straight. Oh, I forgot my wallet. What should I do? Tao slowly took a white wallet out of his pocket and said, I knew you were forgetful. I brought it for you, okay?
Lu Han:? Shixun, let me ask you a question. How did you get into SM Company?
SE HUN:？ Grade eating fried rice cakes on the roadside was discovered by scouts, and then came to SM. ?
SE HUN:？ Lu Guo, how did you get into SM Company?
Lu Han:? Huh? Oh, I came in through the gate? The topic terminator really lives up to its reputation.
? Which do you choose, wifi or EXO?
? EXO？
? why
? Because they brought their own deer harness and black net?
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Old moon! Can you not marry me with the inferior red rope from the cottage? From time to time ~ ~ ~
In fact, all in all, parents are worried about their parents' symplectic. Once your elders asked you to do your best in everything. No matter how you get out of the circle, it is within their scope. So don't worry about your mistakes. Even if you are wrong, your elders can make up for it in time. But now you don't relax your behavior, it's up to you when you grow up. In the eyes of your parents and elders,
(Part II)
Even though I didn't win the lottery?
But there is always a free notice, right?
It's good. Understand?
Do you have to have a foot massage?
Satisfied, you know?
The way to satisfaction?
Mathematics is a magical subject. There are physical education teachers who can't count money when buying a ball, librarians who don't know how many books there are in the library, class teachers who don't know how many students there are in the class, exotic flowers who don't know which store to go to, crazy pool managers who pump water while releasing water, abnormal old farmers who lock rabbits and chickens together and don't know how many they count, funny fruit farmers who sell apples regardless of weight, drivers who don't know whether they will catch up, and Xiaoming who drinks juice while adding water.
If your boyfriend is a pervert, what will the pervert say when you want to get something tall but can't get it? You idiot won't let me help you?
If your boyfriend is Park Changye, Park Changye will touch your head and say? Grow taller, fool. ?
If it was Bo Xian, he would say:? Don't look at me, I can't get it either! ?
Lu asked Xing Xing:? What do you think when you see me when you are bored?
Xing Xing said? It's smoking ?
Deer pot asked why.
Xing Xing said? Guess! ?
Deer pot said:? Is it because I feel lonely and bored and want to kiss me that I am compared to a cigarette?
Xing Xing said? No, I just want to slap you because I'm bored. ?
Genetics tells us calmly that cross-species love is doomed to have no good result, to the sky kingdom.
? I just didn't do my homework, so comfortable. ?
? Xueba! What two subjects are missing?
? Art and science! ?
Why do girls care so much about each other? Anyway, they will all go to the square dance together in a few decades. ...
I think ... think about it.
If you are really hungry, call me and I will give you some snacks.
I'll give you Taiji chicken juice syrup, please don't follow me any more.
? I want to turn into thick chocolate to wrap your broken hazelnut heart, so that we can become complete and delicious. ?
? Love or not, give me a one-word answer. If I don't love you, isn't math very bad? Do it again?
Sometimes I feel unreasonable, and less than half of the people in the world doubt that I like me.
I like you, I must like you, but I like myself best.
She said she was not drunk, but she staggered and shed tears. You said you loved her very much, but you didn't give her a home.
I can tell you that I like you and I won't lose a piece of meat, but I just dare not.
What happened to my wonderful flower? At least it's lewd and radiant. Oh, it's not openness and honesty.
When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
"If I can pass this final exam, I will definitely turn over a new leaf next semester."
Dear Santa Claus, I don't want sugar, I don't want chocolate, I don't want new clothes. Please put my lover in my big socks on Christmas Eve and pay attention to the outside. Thank you.
You must endure hunger and think.
? I like you, and you like me, okay?
I want to give you a super cute New Year gift, but the TM courier won't let me drill the box. . .
Suddenly I feel that he is the only one in my life.
Don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you.
Make a small steamed stuffed bun with my favorite stuffing in winter.
? Do you have superpowers? Yes, I like you very much.
Suddenly I feel that he is the only one in my life.
? Don't scold me, don't hate me and don't tell me to get out, okay? I am thick and shameless, but my heart still hurts.
Feet get cold easily because the legs are too long and the altitude is too high for blood supply. Finally found the reason why my feet are cold for so many years. ...
Every day when I look in the mirror, I ask, "Mirror, mirror, who is the cutest person in the world?" The mirror shows me every time. Alas, the silver family is so shy.
Confess if you like! Can't you see that's like a spell?
A fairy from heaven
Those who are particularly good-looking but don't know it are really pitiful and hateful, so please remind me often.
I guess, I guess, you will love me, won't you?
I am calm. I don't like people you all like because I can't beat you.
? What is your major? Pick up hot chicks?
Don't forget to say good night to the person you like.
When your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize that you look better than the photo.
The cutest person in the world is in my mirror!
The person I like may not have long eyelashes, white skin, white shirt, basketball or you.
Are you fog or wind? I like that you are still thick.
"Hum, I don't want your nose to grow an inch." After I finished with indignation, I panicked secretly and looked in the mirror.
Do you know how naughty you are in my heart?
It is said that it is difficult for four kinds of girls to find a partner. First, they don't like make-up. Second, they are more homesick. Third, they are people with backbone. Fourth, they don't coquetry and know the truth. My tear drops.
I lost my temper. I was afraid that others would hit me.
It is windy outside. what can I do for you?
You don't even deserve my shampoo
I just want to marry you in this world where everyone takes what he needs.
I also want to be like clothes, basking in the sun and blowing the wind all day, talking with the blue sky and playing hide-and-seek, and being taken home at night.
I hope life can be as simple as eating my favorite baked gluten and being satisfied with the delicious smell.
I put up with you when you said you were good-looking, but you just look like me. What do you want me to do？
I haven't lost weight because of your "take care" in these years.
Why didn't he know I was lying there with 10 thousand people in my arms?
Leaving with great fanfare is a test. The real departure is silent never say goodbye.
I don't like others to like you, and I don't like you who likes others because I like you.
I will live next door to your house in my next life, so let's be childhood friends.
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