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A performance related to mathematics
Kedoro

(Performer: short for Shimao, short for Zhu Wei)

W: You are staring here.

Chen: Hmm.

W: I'll break into the safe.

Chen: Hmm. Is anyone here?

W: here!

Chen: I'm afraid!

W: What are you afraid of?

Chen: Police!

This is a hat!

Chen: I'm afraid of hats, too! Alas!

W: Take off your coat.

Chen: I ... I ... I said big ... big brother, we have lived in it for a long time, so we should have some legal concepts! Don't get me wrong, I-I mean, even if the makeup police break into the safe, they will be sentenced to several years. .....

Wei: I fucking pinch it. ......

Chen: Brother, please forgive me!

Woman: Don't doze off!

Chen: I dare not!

Woman: Keep an eye on it!

Chen: Stare at it. (lowering his voice) Come on, be quick with your hands and feet ... Oh, my God! Ouch.

Zhu: Comrade, comrade, give me a light.

Chen: Huh?

Zhu: Oh-give me a light.

Chen: Fire?

Zhu: Matches.

Chen: Oh! Oh! match

Zhu: Really?

Chen: How about a lighter?

Zhu: Of course.

Chen: A lighter will do.

Zhu: Alas! Comrade, don't go, it hasn't been lit yet!

Chen: Oh! No light, no light, let's ......

Zhu: Are you cold? (Chen shakes his head) Are you sick? (Chen shakes his head) What's the matter? (Chen shakes his head) (Zhu also shakes his head) You-have a task?

Chen: (Nodding) Hmm. Have a mission. Have a mission.

Zhu; I am the policeman in charge of this area. Why don't I know?

Chen; I dare not tell you.

Zhu: Aha, that's a special task?

Chen: Yes, yes, this is a very special task.

Zhu: Haha. Then I won't ask.

Chen: You can't ask. If you ask, I can only tell you that I can't.

Zhu: Don't ask.

Chen: Are you leaving?

Zhu: Huh?

Chen: Take your time!

Zhu: I didn't. ......

Chen: Take your time!

Zhu: OK!

Chen: Go slowly!

Zhu: Go, go.

Chen: Don't talk?

Zhu: Talk to you later? (Chen Yi leng) Then talk for a while!

Chen: Why do you say that?

Zhu: Smoking. Smoking? Smoke!

Chen: I dare not!

Zhu: Huh? No?

Chen:No. 。

Zhu; Comrade, which police station are you from?

Chen: Me? Me? Oh! I was at the police station when I first went in.

Zhu: What happened later?

Chen: Not anymore ... (pointing up)

Zhu: Oh! Transfer to the sub-bureau

Chen; That's right. I haven't lived in a branch for a long time, and besides, ......

Zhu: Where did it go again?

Chen; Court!

Zhu: I work in the court.

Chen: No! After a few trips, I just ......

Zhu: Where did it go again?

Chen: In the fourth prison.

Zhu: Oh! I changed my old job and bureau.

Chen: Yes, where does it belong?

Zhu: I said, it's hard to change your farm work there.

Chen: Yes, you really have to work!

Zhu: Ah! Do you also work?

Chen: Who can run?

Zhu: Oh! That bonus must be very high!

Chen: Bonus? Don't!

Zhu: What about subsidies?

Chen: Is there a subsidy? Why has no one ever given it to me? Don't!

Zhu: Long vacation!

Chen: It's impossible to give us a holiday!

Zhu: What about you? ......

Chen: Nothing!

Zhu: Oh!

Chen: I wish I could find a good job. You said I worked so hard in it for so many years just to leave that hellhole one day earlier. ......

Zhu: Hey, we can't complain!

Chen: Yes, yes, you can't complain!

Zhu: Then come out. ......

Chen: No, my big brother asked me to pay attention. ......

Zhu: Oh. Special mission, remember?

Chen: secrecy, I always forget! hey .....

Women from other places: Comrade!

Chen: (turning back) Go!

Women from other places: comrades, comrades!

Chen: Can't you see what I'm saying?

Zhu: Comrade, what can I do for you?

Chen: Nothing to do.

Zhu: I didn't say you.

Foreign women: Comrade, let me ask the way.

Zhu: Ask for directions? Ask where?

Foreign women: How to get to Happiness Avenue?

Zhu Hechen (also): Happiness Avenue.

Zhu: Follow this road and go straight up!

Chen: Turn that way, and you'll be there, there-

Zhu: I don't know? Go along this road ......

Chen: Just turn the corner.

Foreign women: I see.

Chen: There is a road sign at the intersection.

Foreign women: Thank you.

Chen: You're welcome. (Salute)

Zhu: Alas! It is backwards! This way! Oh, dear! I didn't know you were so funny!

Chen: Dare I tease him? It's really good to do it here. ......

Zhu: It should be said that we can do it here!

Chen: Yes, yes, it's good to work here. See how much people respect us.

Zhu: This is different from what you did on the reform-through-labour farm!

Chen: Hey! Totally different.

Zhu: In society, as long as you respect others, others will respect you.

Chen: As long as I respect others, others can respect me?

Zhu: Hmm. We are the people's police.

Chen: Oh! Right, right, right.

Zhu: You are a comrade. It seems that you have just joined the work, right?

Chen: Yes, I just put on this dress!

Zhu: Ha. .....

Chen: So, comrade, what about you?

Zhu: Me? Not long. Twenty years!

Chen: I'm in his hand. You criticize me.

Zhu: I can't criticize. I want to say something when I see something inappropriate.

Chen: Say.

Zhu: The police should pay attention to their appearance. Look at you.

Chen: What's wrong with me?

Zhu: There's not even a standing position!

Chen: Me?

Zhu: Hold your head high! Would you like to? Hold your chest high! This is a skirt, not like yours!

Chen: Did you see it?

Zhu: It looks like wearing someone else's clothes!

Chen: That's right! I was in a hurry when I came out. I just touched one and slipped out. I didn't try whether it was suitable or not.

Zhu: Look. Besides, you always look at people secretly.

Chen: Who? Me? Do I look at people secretly?

Zhu: Look!

Chen: No!

Zhu: Look at people from the middle of their eyes.

Chen: From the middle of the eyes, from here? I said, I can't see anything clearly from the middle of my eyes.

Zhu: Look at me!

Chen: From the middle of the eyes?

Zhu: Right! Hey, don't cross your eyes! You look me in the eye! Don't go! Look me in the eye. Talk to me!

Chen: Say what?

Zhu: Say anything!

Chen: Then I'll tell you everything.

Zhu: Say it!

Chen: My name is male, 24 years old, Han nationality, and I live in Hutong 104. Before I was arrested, I was a bus controller of the No.1 and No.4 bus companies. ......

Zhu: Haha ... What a sense of humor!

Chen: Me?

Zhu: Do all the prisoners there say that?

Chen: Ah, everyone says so.

Zhu: You know this by heart!

Chen: I keep that in mind.

Zhu: When you speak, you have no confidence!

Chen: Isn't this retarded?

Zhu: Say it again!

Chen: (clearing his throat) I am. ......

Zhu: No, no, you say something else.

Chen:No. 。

Zhu: Let me put it this way. For example, we now see a criminal (Chen was shocked) committing a crime! (Chen Huitou) Hi! Alas-we saw a criminal, committing a crime! (Chen turns back) Hi!

Chen: I can't tell.

Zhu: Let me say, for example.

Chen: Don't give an example. How did you know?

Zhu: For example!

Chen: There is a man ... (pointing backwards)

Zhu: Right! Starting from actual combat, I just saw a criminal. He is-

Chen: Break into the safe?

Zhu: Right!

Chen: How do you know?

Zhu: Why are you so timid?

Chen: I am timid by nature.

Zhu: What will you do at this time?

Chen: It has nothing to do with me.

Zhu: No! There is a direct relationship!

Chen: No!

Zhu: Yes!

Chen: At best, I was intimidated!

Zhu: Stop! Do n't move Hands up. (Chen raises his hand to surrender). Alas! I didn't ask you to raise your hand, I asked you to practice after me.

Chen: Oh!

Zhu: Stop! Do not move!

Chen: I didn't move!

Zhu: Hands up! I didn't ask you, look!

Chen: I always thought it was me!

Zhu: You try!

Chen: Yes! I am a policeman, I am a policeman.

Zhu: Alas!

Chen: Stop, don't move. What is he going to hit me?

Zhu: Alas! Before he could do it, you flew up and kicked him in the balls.

Chen: Does this trick work?

Zhu: Sure!

Chen: Really?

Zhu: You try.

Chen: Stop! You stand, stand. ......

Zhu: You should speak with strength!

Chen: Power. Stop. ......

Zhu: Oh, you're coming for me!

Chen: Look at you, you are like. ......

Zhu: Your opponent.

Chen: I dare not.

Zhu: Oh, how dare you? Come at me!

Chen: OK, it's up to you. Stop. ......

Zhu: Go ahead!

Chen: Stop!

Zhu: Good!

Chen: Freeze!

Zhu: Not bad!

Chen: Hands up!

Zhu: Come again!

Chen: Oh, no, I'm sorry, I kicked you. Is it broken?

Zhu: Fortunately, I have practiced!

Chen: Really? You're amazing! Teach me one more trick.

Zhu: That's enough!

Chen: Stop! Do not move! Hands Up! Where are you going?

Zhu: I'll go over there and have a look.

Chen: What are you going to see?

Zhu: I'm just browsing!

Chen: Oh, just looking around.

Zhu: Meet such a fool!

Chen: Will you say goodbye later?

Zhu: Idiot!

Chen: Goodbye, goodbye! Stop, don't move, lift ... Do you need help?

Blind girl: I want to cross the road.

Chen: Go ahead. I'll help you. Let's go

Blind girl: I don't need you, I don't need you.

Chen: Oh, yes, I am a policeman.

Blind girl: Are you a policeman?

Chen: I am a policeman. Do you feel it?

Blind girl: Are you really a policeman?

Chen: It is. Wait a minute. Stop the car, please! Wait a minute! Ah, don't go, stop the car!

Blind girl: Do you have a car?

Chen: Of course, I told them to stop and wait for you.

Blind girl; Thank you, uncle policeman!

Chen: See what you are polite about. Isn't that what you should do? Please hold me tight and let's go. Walk slowly, hit the road, and be careful, okay!

Blind girl: Thank you!

Chen: You're welcome!

Blind girl: See you tomorrow!

Chen: See you tomorrow! I'm a policeman!

Gong: What's wrong with me?

Chen: What can I do for you?

Gong: I am going home.

Chen: Oh, go back. Do you know the way home?

Gong: I have been on this road for thirty years.

Chen: Are you sure?

Gong: I think so! Comrade, can I go now?

Chen: (Salute) Goodbye!

Gong: Goodbye!

Chen: Goodbye! (directing traffic) Pass! No car passed by in the middle of the night. Look, let me take command.

Wei: Xiao Er! Let's go!

Chen: I am a policeman. Can I help you?

W: Oh, it's done. Let's go!

Chen: Thief! Stop. Do n't move

Why are you bluffing?

Chen: Hands up!

Wei: What are you bluffing about? When did this kid learn this skill?

Chen: When? I just learned it. I don't know.

What are you doing?

Chen: One more time! Report! Catch a criminal who broke into the safe!

Zhu: You should cuff the two of you.

Chen: Ah, yes, yes, yes, that's right. You can't run this time!

Zhu: Is he alone?

Chen: One * * two.

Zhu: What about that?

Chen: You keep an eye out!

Zhu: How do you know?

Chen: It was agreed in advance that a person would pry open the safe inside and a disguised policeman would guard it outside!

Zhu: What about the lookout?

Chen: (Looking around) Fresh air, fresh air. ......

Zhu: Ah!

Chen: Here!

Zhu: Gender.

Chen: Male.

Zhu: Age.

Chen: Twenty-four years old!

Zhu: occupation

Chen: The thief company lives in No.1 Road and No.4 Road * * * ... Am I a thief? Am I a thief?

Woman: What do you think you are?

Chen: I am really a thief. How can I be a thief?

Zhu: Don't cry, you still have meritorious service!

Chen: That won't do either!

Zhu: OK, OK, give me my things back first.

Chen: Who took your things? Turn around!

Zhu: Isn't it? Wallet!

Chen: I'm used to it!

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