It takes a lot of brain teasers, the kind that is very plain.

Question: What line do monkeys, orangutans and other animals hate most?

Answer: parallel lines. Because parallel lines don't intersect (bananas)

Title: What did Kirin become when it arrived at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream

Theme: The biggest animal in the zoo is the elephant. What is the second largest animal?

Answer: Elephant.

Title: blue knife and blue gun.

Answer: invulnerability (blue)

Title: The man in gold.

The answer is: a surprised (golden) person.

Theme: 500 women lying on their backs on the lake (playing a tourist attraction)

Answer: Qiandao Lake

Title: Five women are taking a bath, and 10 men are peeking (to use an idiom).

Answer: colorful

Title: The number "3" walked on the road ... somersaulted ... and then turned it over one by one. ...

A: Three times (twice)

Title: A dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge.

A: You can't forget (Mu) (Wang) after reading it.

Title: The Eleventh Book

Answer: incredible (book 1 1)

Title: Xiao Bai and his twin brother look alike, just like each other.

Answer: The truth (image) is clear.

Title: Cattle, dogs, pigs and sheep race ... after running to the finish line ... all the cows, dogs and pigs are panting ... only the sheep is not breathing.

Answer: Be proud (the sheep is not breathing)

Topic: The teacher wants the puppy and kitten to carry it, who will carry it first?

Answer: Go back to Wang Wang (Xianbei) first.

Title: Xiaoming has a bear. Guess who keeps it! 1, Dad 2 Mom 3 Grandma 4 Xiaoming

Answer: 3. Damn bear

Question: What fruit is the hottest? 1 apple 2 banana 3 pear 4 coconut

Answer: 3. Ion ironing

Topic: Xiao Bai, Xiao Hong, Xiao Huang and Xiao Lan take the bus together. Who vomits first?

Answer: White rabbit (vomit)

Topic: A certain part of a girl's body can only be touched twice by her parents, once by her boyfriend and never by her husband. What do you think this place is?

Answer: lips. Touch it twice when calling "mom and dad", and so on.

Title: What is white plus white?

Answer: Two white rabbits.

Title: There was a man who had only three hairs. Why did he pull out one at the party?

Answer: Because he wants to comb the middle.

Question: Who is the fastest runner in history?

Answer: Cao Cao, because speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao has arrived.

Topic: Xiaoming can't do anything in the exam. He thinks it's decided by rolling dice. Why did he roll 20 questions 40 times?

Answer: because he wants to check.

Title: the Monkey King can become Wukong with a hair on his head. Why did he once become two skintight Goku?

Answer: Because the Monkey King's hair is split.

Topic: What animal likes to show its face best?

Answer: cattle, because beef (shows up)

Title: 7- 1 1 Guess a career

Answer: Nurse, because 7- 1 1=-4.

Topic: What animal is hanging on the wall?

Answer: Seal (poster)

Title: Of the ten sheep, nine are in the sheepfold, but one is squatting in the pigsty. Guess an idiom.

Answer: cadence (a sheep is squatting wrong)

Topic: Boys urinate, guess a Taiwan Province singer.

Answer: Tao Jiji = Tao JJ

Title: What is the means of transportation for immortals?

Answer: magic (riding) baby

Topic: How many brothers and sisters does Doraemon have?

Answer: 25, Doraemon B, Doraemon C. .....

Title: The donkey's feet are covered with a piece of cloth. Guess an idiom.

Answer: Repeated education does not change (donkey's foot cloth cover)

Title: Two horses stand together. Guess an idiom

Answer: Yes, men (in pairs)

Topic: Do you know what mosquitoes don't bite?

Answer: Jelly, because jelly pudding.

Title: A bear comes to play idioms.

Answer: Come prepared (bear comes)

Question: What are the main ingredients of birth control pills?

Answer: Antibiotics (antibiotics)

Question: why not shoot stars when fireworks are set off?

Answer: because the stars will' flash'

Question: Which cartoon character likes helping people best?

Answer: Doraemon, because I always hold out my round hand.

Title: What is Qu Yuan's wife's surname?

Answer: Minister, because of Watsons.

Question: Is Jiaozi a boy or a girl?

Answer: Jiaozi is a boy because he has a foreskin.

Question: What animal falls down most easily?

Answer: the fox, because the fox is very cunning (slippery)

Topic: You are standing with a pig (photographing an animal).

Answer: Elephant.

Title: There is a man who wants to cross the river. There is no bridge. There are many terrible piranhas in the river. Finally, the man passed. How did he get there?

Answer: I passed out

Topic: A woman is sitting naked on a big rock, playing idioms.

Answer: Because of the small and big losses (I think).

Topic: A person is sitting naked on a big rock, playing idioms.

Answer: Throw eggs at stones.

Title: There are two birds standing on the tree, 1 male, 1 female ... There are a flock of sheep under the tree ... At this moment, a wolf suddenly ran out and killed 1 sheep, and the sheep ran away ... At this moment, the female bird said a word to the male bird, and the male bird killed the female bird.

Answer: The sheep below died.

Subject: lingerie .. Guess a kind of food.

Answer: jelly

Topic: A group of eunuchs chat together and guess an idiom.

Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

Question: Why is Bao Qingtian's face black?

Answer: Because Bao Qingtian has the moon on his forehead.

Question: Who cries when she hears her mother talk? A dad b grandpa c grandma d Xiaoming

Answer: Grandpa, because every night (Grandpa) thinks of his mother's words, tears are flashing.

Question: Who was the best swimmer in ancient times?

A: Because he raised a scholar (Yang style) 3000.

Question: Why hasn't Wu Zetian found her stepmother yet?

Answer: Because all he is looking for is a small white face, he has no wife.

Title: Zhao Zilong rescued Adou, who was less than one year old, from Changbanpo and gave it to Liu Bei. Why did Liu Bei throw the child to the ground at once?

Answer: Because Liu Bei hasn't seen his wife for two years.

Question: Why did Pan Jinlian marry Wu Dalang?

Answer: At that time, when we were dating, I brought a photo of Song Wu.

Subject: Two men sitting naked on a stone.

Answer: Kill two birds with one stone.

Question: Which of the numbers 1, 2, 3 and 4 is the laziest? Who is the most hardworking?

Answer: 1 laziest, 2 most diligent.

Topic: Farting in pants-playing an idiom.

A: The soldiers are divided into two ways.

Question: Which horse runs faster, the mare or the mare? Why?

A: A stallion gallops and whips.

Title: The sun is pregnant. Play a song title.