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Stage couplets are full of fun.

1. Small stage,

Heaven and earth stage.

2. Show human hatred,

Sing a clear song in the sky.

3. This has always been the case.

Light makeup is always appropriate.

4. in an instant,

Wan Li has a vast territory.

5. Travel around the world,

Six or seven men, millions of soldiers.

6. Point out the facts through imaginary things,

Ask the ancients to remind the present.

7. intentionally cold;

Dedication, games.

8. Wencheng martial arts, to be the first place is virtual and rich;

When a man marries a woman, there are flowers in the bridal chamber.

9. Black face loyalty, red face righteousness, white face rape;

Laodanzhuang has a strong romantic color in its solemnity.

10. East and West Han, North and South Song, people preparing for the exam;

Classic mountains and seas, Water Margin, wonders of ancient and modern times.

1 1. I don't think this was necessarily the case then;

Looking at the situation today, it is still possible.

12. We should look at it this way, if the ancients are running water today;

Who can write this song is like pouring pearls of all sizes into a plate of jade.

13. If you want to read it early, you should read the beginning of the big article;

You must look at it, and the good result is yet to come.

14. Look at me, I'm not me, I'm not me;

Pretend who you are; Who pretends to be like who.

15. Now that I'm on stage, I'm not afraid of everyone watching the drama;

Since you can settle down, why bother to worry about the ancients?

16. You also squeeze, I also squeeze, there is no one here;

Look at the good and the bad, and everyone will come to an end.

17. Willing to listen, willing to watch, listen and help yourself;

It is good to say yes, but it is not good to say no. At least three days.

18. Either a gentleman, a villain, or a talented person and a beautiful woman, see you when you debut;

Sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's earth-shattering, and it's all empty in an instant.

19. People are good at ostentation and extravagance, so you can put down your eyebrows.

The world turned out to be more fake and melodramatic, fearing that I would look at it from the beginning.

20. You are not a gentleman, I am not a minister, my father is not a father, my son is not a child, and both father and son are children of the pear garden;

Crying and pretending to cry, laughing and pretending to laugh, pretending to fight, pretending to make trouble, laughing and laughing.

2 1. Play the joys and sorrows. Is there no previous generation in the present age?

There are always people in the audience.

22. You shot me, but I wasn't angry.

Get in the sedan chair and go at once. You have to go.

23. Learn from the monarch and ministers, learn from the father and son, learn from the husband and wife, learn from friends, and perform a lot of loyalty and filial piety throughout the ages, taking part in accidental amusement;

Or wealth, or poverty, or emotions, will be a moment of emotions, and call it a surprise.

24. Don't laugh at how much effort we have spent to draw our faces in order to win everyone's applause;

Please look at the melodrama of this generation, which is somewhat heroic. You know, nothing is true.

Barber shop couplets can't help laughing.

(A) into the store to show the dark clouds

Get out, white-faced scholar

Come in unkempt.

Go out and look radiant.

These two couplets, starting from the image, are full of fun by using common sayings.

(2) Although it is a small skill,

But this is kung fu on it.

Using the turning point, the characteristics of the industry are expressed in the form of ridicule, which is full of fun.

(3) If the enemy is not destroyed, what will it look like?

The national enemy has not yet recovered, and this is the first responsibility.

Show patriotism by having a haircut. The tone of rhetoric inspires people to rise.

(4) How many heads are there in the world?

Go to the front and see what the old man does!

This is a couplet written by Shi Dakai for a barber shop. The barber is as eager and cheerful as he is now.

(5) clench your fists and defeat all heroes in the world. Who dares to fight back?

Raise the iron three feet, level the world, and bow their heads.

Semantic pun not only has the characteristics of tonality, but also has the meaning of overthrowing the Manchu Dynasty.

Here are all the champions.

There should be no scratching in this place.

Two verbs, real and imaginary, have profound meanings.

(7) No one gave a knife.

Bow your head when you pull it into the water

This couplet is also very lively and humorous.

Besides-

Start a new career from scratch;

The old phenomenon was flattened by one hand.

The world is inextricably linked,

Start a career at the top of the world.

Bow your head and say nothing;

If you stand on your feet, you will show great advantages.

Create a world-class career;

Take care of the unfair things in the world.

Fuck the fine arts, don't teach the Sri Lankan people to haggard, they can't live without it;

Learning kung fu on it can make people look brand-new and make men, women and children smile.

Tea shop couplets are elegant and wise.

1. Hangzhou "Tea House" Tea Couplet:

A cup of spring dew is a temporary guest,

The breeze under my arm makes me want to live forever.

Lianzhong not only made it clear that tea is used to retain customers, but also described the feeling of purifying the soul with tea and drifting to fairies.

Front office reception room:

Enjoy the world,

You can't live without this gentleman for a day.

There is no word "tea". But it shows people's common interest in tea and the host's urgent mood of "taking tea as a friend".

Showroom door couplet:

Dragon ball and sparrow tongue are fragrant from the valley,

Ding Yiyu's lamp is like smoke.

The wording is implicit, and the famous tea and utensils are pointed out, which makes people feel like they are in Baoshan.

2. Hangzhou West Lake Longjing

"Xiucuitang" Tea Association:

The spring comes from the stone and feels comfortable.

Seen from the top of the mountain, the taste of tea is more mellow.

The couplets reflect the unique tea, spring, emotion and taste of Longjing, which is wonderful.

3.

Yangzhou Fuchun Tea Club Tea Association:

Food can not eat meat;

Without me, Ya Dan won't succeed.

4. In those days, Shaoxing Shaoling Tea Pavilion Association:

A handful of sweet spring water to wash away the coolness and warmth of the guests;

At Liangtouling Road, you should send dangerous words to pedestrians.

Couplets have profound meanings, which not only bring pleasant feelings to passers-by, but also have some hardships in life journey.

5. A teahouse in Quanzhou:

The world is small and the occasion is big, let me sit down;

Talk about heroes, talk about the past and the present, and have a few drinks.

It is amazing to talk about the past and the present.

6. Fuzhou Nanmen Tea Pavilion Alliance:

The mountains are good, the water is good, and it is no trouble to open the door.

Come in a hurry, go in a hurry, have a few cups of tea.

Concise, easy to understand, indifferent to fame and fortune, cultivate sentiment.

7.

The gatehouse couplet of Beijing Teahouse in Qianmen, Beijing;

Big bowl of tea makes friends with Kyushu guests;

The second child gave a heart.

This paper describes the true nature of the teahouse "taking tea as a friend" and expounds the management purpose of the teahouse.

8. There is a tea couplet at the TuYun Guan Tea Pavilion in Guiyang:

Keep your feet on the road all the time, and you need to recognize the fork when the situation is tense;

A pavilion overlooking the mountains stands tall and naturally catches up with its predecessors.

If you understand it, it will inspire people.

9. Old Guangdong Yangcheng

"Tao Tao Ju" couplets:

Tao Qian likes drinking, Yi Ya likes cooking, and drinking and cooking are moderate;

Tao Kan cherish points, Yu Xia cherish inches, measured.

Even with four names (Tao Qian, Yi Ya, Tao Kan and Yu Xia) and four allusions (Tao Qian likes drinking, Yi Ya likes cooking, Tao Kan cherishes points, and Yu Xia cherishes inches), the word "Tao Tao" is embedded in the beginning of the sentence, which naturally and smoothly points out the tea drinking skills and management characteristics of the teahouse.

10. In the early years of Shu, there was a teahouse with tea and wine, and the front door hung with tea and wine:

Busy with fame, busy with profit, busy with leisure and having a cup of tea;

Work hard, work hard, have fun in pain, and pour another glass of wine.

The chic life makes people feel a lot; Elegant and popular * * * rewards are passed down from mouth to mouth.

Another: Huiwen Tea Association

"Interesting words can be appropriate, and tea can clear the heart."

On the other hand, it becomes: "You can have a pure heart and taste tea. If you are interested, you can be interesting." Before and after the contrast, the artistic conception is different, and the literary talent is entertaining.

Catering industry association

Regardless of things, regardless of wine pipes;

Finish it or finish it.

Rain that causes spring, summer, autumn and winter;

Drunk people in the east, west, north and south.

Liu Ling may ask who is good;

Li Bai also said here.

Smell ten miles of spring is priceless;

Drunk to buy three cups is sweet.

The store accepts guests from all directions;

Shi Yaying welcomes a broad-minded man in cloth.

The smell of wine is ten miles, which attracts guests to the till. I raise my glass and ask the bright moon;

A pleasant meal attracts people to sing the spring breeze.

Guests are like flies in the toilet, and the team goes in and out;

Money is like lice, the more you catch, the more you catch.

Busy for fame, busy for profit, take time off to have a meal;

Work hard and enjoy life. Bring a pot of wine.

Bookstore couplets

Books are not as good as gentlemen;

No reading, no husband.

Read Chinese and foreign vertically;

Understand the past and present.

This book is no better than that one. If you buy it, turn it over. It is good to be diligent.

Our shop is different from other shops. Come in and have a look. Pay attention to fortune.

Carving shop couplets

Six books are all over the world;

It's worth a thousand dollars in an instant.

The golden knife flies to the official seal;

Sharp eyes.

The cause is now engraved;

Wen Xin has been engraved since ancient times.

An iron pen can write thousands of numbers;

Knife workers can cut thousands of names.

Knife and pencil are not knife and pencil collectors;

Handprints are not handprints.

Drugstore couplets

I hope there is no disease in the world;

Why worry about putting the medicine on the shelf?

Fine lines of worms and fish are elegant;

The vegetation is widely harvested and the fragrance is rich.

Matchmaker goes upstairs, forsythia takes a hundred steps;

Pulsatilla sits on a long mountain and lives alone for thousands of years.

Ointment can be eaten with medicine, but plaster can't be eaten;

Spleen is good at treating qi, but bad in temper.

The general rode a seahorse and wore a pangolin;

The woman in red wore Inula flowers on her head before getting on the bus.

Magnolia officinalis treats people with magnolia officinalis, which makes the gentleman live forever;

Cistanche deserticola, Yu Liren dares to stand up.

China has relatives everywhere, regardless of birthplace;

When the spring rain comes, my eyes are full of flowers, but they smell of musk and woody.

Nine skins of Cordyceps sinensis;

Wild rose is the root.

It is best to use bamboo leaves when you are troubled by summer heat;

Bupleurum DC

Honeysuckle is small and fragrant for seven or eight miles;

Buttonwood is big, and you eat 50 or 60 tablets a day.

Gentleman flowers, white in the morning, red in the afternoon and purple at night;

Young corn poppy grass is green in spring, green in summer and yellow in autumn.

Water lily, Scutellaria barbata, golden flower shining water lily;

Mother-of-pearl, a pearl, a jade bowl filled with pearls.

Matchmaker, wearing pomegranate skirt and silver flowers, is five times better than peony. She calmly penetrated the public, went to Tianzhu Temple to smell the incense, knelt before the gods, and invited the mica fairy to meet Binlang early.

Pulsatilla, armed with spurge, crossed the sea with his feet, fought against bandits and lilies, returned to his hometown, gave orders to the Golden Temple, and worshipped Changshanhou. The general immediately made a request to him before closing the car.

(The upper and lower couplets each contain twelve herbs)

Couplets of matchmaking agencies

There was nothing before coming;

When we arrived, there was no coincidence.

Looking, youth is fleeting;

Hesitant, bosom friends will never meet again.

White jade is still flawed, where is the perfection?

Youth is infinite, when to choose a spouse.

Poverty and love, wealth and immobility are called strong men;

Bitterness and * * *, Qi Fei is getting old.

When you have a home, remember to be thrifty;

Don't discuss it any more, just be virtuous.

The new wedding office refused to accept gifts;

Change customs, don't do banquets.

Horizontal batch: everyone understands.

The son-in-law is a son-in-law, and the son-in-law is beautiful;

Daughter-in-law is a woman, daughter-in-law is a relative.

It is gratifying to marry a woman out of two wishes;

Having only one girl or one boy is beneficial to the country and the people.

Queqiao is very happy to have friends and relatives again;

The children around liked it the second time.

Don't forget a day's love;

Always remember a hundred-day couple.

Respect the teacher

1. Ma Yinchu's 60th birthday, Zhou Enlai's calligraphy couplet:

Li Tao Zenghua sits on the account without cranes;

There are turtles on the bed.

He expressed his appreciation for Ma Yinchu's educational achievements and wished him good health and longevity.

2. Tao Xingzhi was loyal to education all his life, and Guo Moruo wrote couplets for him:

A thousand teachers teach people to seek truth;

Learn everything and be a real person.

This couplet condenses career, morality, ideal and pursuit in a simple couplet.

3. Mr. Zhu Ziqing broke down from constant overwork at the age of 5 1, and Xu Deheng wrote elegiac couplet:

I have been teaching for 30 years, learning while teaching, learning from the times, learning from young people, being able to live like this, being honest and healthy;

5 1 year, the harder I live, the more I struggle, the more I struggle with ugliness and violence. I cry for people until I die.

This couplet briefly summarizes Mr. Zhu Ziqing's life and personality, which is sincere and touching.

4. Mr. Yang Changji, the doyen of education and the father of Mao Zedong martyr Mrs. Yang Kaihui, wrote a pair of couplets to express his feelings:

Autistic Taoyuan is called Taigu;

I want to plant a big wooden pillar.

Mr. Lao Yang is progressive in thought, noble in character and knowledgeable. He devoted himself to education and realized his ambition of "planting big wooden pillars to make the sky high" in obscurity. His spirit of being a ladder is deeply admired by future generations!

When Teacher's Day arrived, a middle school student gave the teacher such a couplet:

Exponential function, logarithmic function, trigonometric function and counting are full of hardships;

Parallel straight lines, intersecting straight lines, non-planar straight lines, and affectionate lines.

The combination of mathematical terms is natural and intriguing, expressing students' admiration for teachers.

6. How can one live without a teacher? Therefore, teachers have always been respected by people, and couplets praising teachers abound in society. A long couplet wrote, a long couplet wrote, and a long couplet wrote:

A piece of chalk remains uncorrupted, and the three-foot platform is sunny and rainy all year round. Jiu Si never forgets it. Teaching must be done well, with sincere sweat and peaches and plums all over the world;

Ten volumes of poems, nine chapters, eight articles and seven latitudes of geography, plus six arts, five classics, four books, three characters and two elegance, are tireless in teaching people and diligently cultivating talents, making China prosperous.

It is not easy to arrange the upper part from one to ten and the lower part from ten to one in reverse order, and each part has ten numbers in order. Vividly wrote the lofty spiritual realm of the people's teachers, who are willing to burn wax torches into ashes and spring silkworms spit out their cores.

7. Enbi Qingtian, with thousands of nectar plants;

Huang Ju Festival, an inch of spring breeze Dan.

This couplet is dignified in style, appropriate in metaphor and profound in meaning, and highly praises the people's teachers in the chalk industry.

8. Three-inch chalk, three-foot platform is the national luck;

A Dan's heart, holding a candle, casts the soul of a person all his life.

The teacher writes his own couplets. Connect "chalk", "podium" and "National Games"; Linking "a heart of Dan" with "casting human soul" will make people more noble in education and more respectful to educators who work hard for education!